GET OUT OF HERE BAT!

August 18, 2022 1:19 PM

We made this for you if this is your thing [from The Onion, at a stretch it's "NSFW"]
posted by chavenet (11 comments total)

Starting the timer until the first shuttlecock reference...now.
posted by Abehammerb Lincoln at 1:26 PM on August 18, 2022 [1 favorite]

I think that scraggly-ass excuse for a beard is the NSFW part. Gah.
posted by Greg_Ace at 1:31 PM on August 18, 2022 [4 favorites]

Is that the Shame Wizard doing the v/o?
posted by ook at 1:32 PM on August 18, 2022 [2 favorites]

Get out of here, me. This is not for you.
posted by Splunge at 1:42 PM on August 18, 2022 [6 favorites]

y
posted by lalochezia at 2:24 PM on August 18, 2022 [1 favorite]

ahhhhhhhhhhh
posted by philip-random at 2:45 PM on August 18, 2022 [2 favorites]

ah shit this just awakened something in me
posted by GCU Sweet and Full of Grace at 3:13 PM on August 18, 2022 [7 favorites]

"Lucille’s beautiful, smooth surface is never gonna look the same..."

-Negan.
posted by clavdivs at 3:35 PM on August 18, 2022 [1 favorite]

YOU'RE WELCOME
posted by AlSweigart at 6:04 PM on August 18, 2022 [2 favorites]

Saw the title, immediately screenshot it for a friend of mine who happened to be complaining about someone named Bat earlier this evening.

Was not prepared for the actual link and then having to explain myself.
posted by brook horse at 7:23 PM on August 18, 2022 [1 favorite]

I can’t read “GET OUT OF HERE BAT!” without thinking of, and linking to, this.
posted by zoinks at 12:57 AM on August 20, 2022 [2 favorites]