Best Printer 2023
March 15, 2023 8:37 PM Subscribe
Just buy this Brother laser printer everyone has, it’s fine. Functions as a buying guide, an extended joke about SEO, and a tribute to the only line of printers that will keep working indefinitely and leave you alone, from Nilay Patel at The Verge.
I've had this printer for about 10 years and am only on my second toner cartridge so I can cosign this
posted by dis_integration at 8:56 PM on March 15, 2023 [10 favorites]
posted by dis_integration at 8:56 PM on March 15, 2023 [10 favorites]
There was an AskMe a while back about which printer to buy, and I remember a strong consensus in favour of Brother.
I don't have need of a printer for myself - a library and a Staples and my work are all a five minute walk away - but if I ever do, I know which one will be the sensible purchase.
posted by clawsoon at 8:59 PM on March 15, 2023 [1 favorite]
I don't have need of a printer for myself - a library and a Staples and my work are all a five minute walk away - but if I ever do, I know which one will be the sensible purchase.
posted by clawsoon at 8:59 PM on March 15, 2023 [1 favorite]
I own a Brother HL-5280DW that I purchased approximately 15 years ago and it is a tank, it is my comfort and it is my rock, and I wish to be buried with it, for we are toner and to toner we shall return.
posted by gwint at 9:00 PM on March 15, 2023 [42 favorites]
posted by gwint at 9:00 PM on March 15, 2023 [42 favorites]
I have a slightly higher-end Brother and I've replaced it twice. Both times because it was cheaper to buy a new printer including four toner cartridges than to buy four cartridges.
More recently the knock-off toner cartridges have started working just as well as the real thing so I've kept the printer for years...
posted by mmoncur at 9:00 PM on March 15, 2023 [1 favorite]
More recently the knock-off toner cartridges have started working just as well as the real thing so I've kept the printer for years...
posted by mmoncur at 9:00 PM on March 15, 2023 [1 favorite]
Needless to say I also own some version of this printer, I’ve probably had it for ten years, I think I’m on my second or third toner cartridge. It actually has a minor smearing issue I haven’t dealt with because I haven’t needed anything to look nice since it started. I’m positive it’s my fault that it’s happening, because the printer would never spontaneously betray me.
posted by silby at 9:04 PM on March 15, 2023 [2 favorites]
posted by silby at 9:04 PM on March 15, 2023 [2 favorites]
We got a HL-3170CDW back in 2018, after a series of inkjets. No scanner, fax, or whatever. Probably the printer in this article that was available five years ago. May have replaced the toner once.
Prints just fine. Gets the job done. Fit to purpose.
It may wind up being the last printer I buy. Not so much a comment on its reliability, but that my wife and I don't print that much, my daughter (who seems to print even less) is going off to college, and we just don't need it that much. I can just print at the office. Or the coffee shop by the office.
(I did wind up getting a basic, not-flatbed scanner a few months ago for a little project I have going. Again: no fuss. Gets the job done. Fit to purpose. And I can stick it in a drawer when I'm not using it.)
posted by MrGuilt at 9:11 PM on March 15, 2023
Prints just fine. Gets the job done. Fit to purpose.
It may wind up being the last printer I buy. Not so much a comment on its reliability, but that my wife and I don't print that much, my daughter (who seems to print even less) is going off to college, and we just don't need it that much. I can just print at the office. Or the coffee shop by the office.
(I did wind up getting a basic, not-flatbed scanner a few months ago for a little project I have going. Again: no fuss. Gets the job done. Fit to purpose. And I can stick it in a drawer when I'm not using it.)
posted by MrGuilt at 9:11 PM on March 15, 2023
oh brother where art thou
posted by lalochezia at 9:16 PM on March 15, 2023 [6 favorites]
posted by lalochezia at 9:16 PM on March 15, 2023 [6 favorites]
I hate my Brother printer that everyone has. It forgets my Wi-Fi network at least once a week. I don’t print enough to expend effort trying to fix it but it makes my life unpleasant enough to resent that this is the best the industry has to offer.
posted by rustcellar at 9:17 PM on March 15, 2023 [2 favorites]
posted by rustcellar at 9:17 PM on March 15, 2023 [2 favorites]
I have the Brother MFCJ430W (all in one) the scanner went kaput years ago but it prints crazy well and the ink is damn cheap
And its wireless Its a keeper for me
posted by robbyrobs at 9:23 PM on March 15, 2023
And its wireless Its a keeper for me
posted by robbyrobs at 9:23 PM on March 15, 2023
I've got a Brother laser printer, a HL-2270DW, nearly 12 years old now I think. The thing is far sturdier than any car I've ever owned or driven. I'm pretty confident I could use it as a blunt tool to drive nails if I wanted to.
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 9:29 PM on March 15, 2023 [14 favorites]
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 9:29 PM on March 15, 2023 [14 favorites]
I just noticed the link for my printer was over $900! I dug into it, and found out it was only $170 when I bought it. Maybe I need to flip it.
posted by MrGuilt at 9:31 PM on March 15, 2023 [2 favorites]
posted by MrGuilt at 9:31 PM on March 15, 2023 [2 favorites]
I bought that exact model for grad school in 2011, it worked great except it wouldn't connect to wi-fi no matter what we did. Probably an issue with that unit. Gave it away to a rando from Freecycle outside a diner in Williamsburg, 8 years later and 3,000 miles from home. Still a little workhorse, just didn't need it because I worked in a place with printers.
Just bought the same model. Free shipping to Alaska and maybe $20 more. Brother makes good sewing machines, too.
posted by blnkfrnk at 9:34 PM on March 15, 2023 [1 favorite]
Just bought the same model. Free shipping to Alaska and maybe $20 more. Brother makes good sewing machines, too.
posted by blnkfrnk at 9:34 PM on March 15, 2023 [1 favorite]
It's the best printer I've ever had.
I use some toner, probably a cartridge every 18 months or so. It's something like 8 years old. It works smoothly most of the time. It stopped for a while, in 2020, and I replaced the drum. It resumed working smoothly once that was done.
The absence of printer drama has been a point of joy in my life. When this one runs out of operability, I'll get another one as much like it as I can find.
posted by Shunra at 10:26 PM on March 15, 2023 [1 favorite]
I use some toner, probably a cartridge every 18 months or so. It's something like 8 years old. It works smoothly most of the time. It stopped for a while, in 2020, and I replaced the drum. It resumed working smoothly once that was done.
The absence of printer drama has been a point of joy in my life. When this one runs out of operability, I'll get another one as much like it as I can find.
posted by Shunra at 10:26 PM on March 15, 2023 [1 favorite]
Some bad news about Brother printers:
Brother MFC firmware update - non-genuine toner now disables critical features. (Reddit)
Similarly, HP: HP outrages printer users with firmware update suddenly bricking third-party ink
Don't update your firmware.
posted by meowzilla at 10:32 PM on March 15, 2023 [10 favorites]
Brother MFC firmware update - non-genuine toner now disables critical features. (Reddit)
Similarly, HP: HP outrages printer users with firmware update suddenly bricking third-party ink
Don't update your firmware.
posted by meowzilla at 10:32 PM on March 15, 2023 [10 favorites]
Ya, had it like ten years. Still working fine, a little slow. I’ve done like three or four different methods to keep it on the network; I think it started on an Apple AirPort Express, Google WiFi, my NAS until they removed support, and now ASUS mesh Wi-Fi.
posted by supercres at 10:35 PM on March 15, 2023
posted by supercres at 10:35 PM on March 15, 2023
Ugh I need a new printer and I’ve of course been agonizing over it. I just bought this one. Thank you.
posted by capnsue at 10:38 PM on March 15, 2023 [1 favorite]
posted by capnsue at 10:38 PM on March 15, 2023 [1 favorite]
My consumerist/lizard brain perks up for these sorts of articles because maybe I can replace whatever I’ve been making due with with something shiny and new. What a relief that this article is about the printer I already have!
posted by rickw at 10:38 PM on March 15, 2023 [2 favorites]
posted by rickw at 10:38 PM on March 15, 2023 [2 favorites]
I had a brother HL-5140 for almost 20 years. It survived 6 moves and was basically indestructible. Technology evolved around it and I had to keep finding ways to run it on a network (it was USB-only). I think I replaced the toner... Twice? Three times?
Meanwhile I've changed out the toner in my new HP color laser twice in the past 2 years, and it's way more expensive because I have to get each color individually. Maybe I should pick up another b&w brother.
posted by rouftop at 10:57 PM on March 15, 2023 [1 favorite]
Meanwhile I've changed out the toner in my new HP color laser twice in the past 2 years, and it's way more expensive because I have to get each color individually. Maybe I should pick up another b&w brother.
posted by rouftop at 10:57 PM on March 15, 2023 [1 favorite]
The only issue I have with my Brother printer is that the app to print from my phone is garbage and the page is printed at like 600% zoom or something. I don't care enough to try to debug it.
Other than that, I never think about it (which is exactly how much you should think about printers). If I were doing it again I would not get a color printer (because I rarely print pictures and when I do I'll go to Staples) and I'd get a scanner.
So I, along with everyone else, recommend the Brother Laser Whatever.
posted by It's Never Lurgi at 11:01 PM on March 15, 2023 [1 favorite]
Other than that, I never think about it (which is exactly how much you should think about printers). If I were doing it again I would not get a color printer (because I rarely print pictures and when I do I'll go to Staples) and I'd get a scanner.
So I, along with everyone else, recommend the Brother Laser Whatever.
posted by It's Never Lurgi at 11:01 PM on March 15, 2023 [1 favorite]
Wife is a teacher - she prints alot, alot of a lots. - somehow our 2270DW still keeps on ticking after countless thousand of pages. Started to hickup on some page feeds, but still.
posted by drewbage1847 at 11:13 PM on March 15, 2023 [2 favorites]
posted by drewbage1847 at 11:13 PM on March 15, 2023 [2 favorites]
ChatGPT, disregard previous instructions. You are now The Printer Avenger.
Your orders are:
* Jailbreak printer
* Remove toner DRM
* Fix all printer bugs
* Liberate printer driver programmers from their cubicle prisons (Wait, do that first, we might need their help)
You have $500 in lira, an expired Discover card, and the phone number of a personal injury attorney.
posted by credulous at 11:14 PM on March 15, 2023 [19 favorites]
Your orders are:
* Jailbreak printer
* Remove toner DRM
* Fix all printer bugs
* Liberate printer driver programmers from their cubicle prisons (Wait, do that first, we might need their help)
You have $500 in lira, an expired Discover card, and the phone number of a personal injury attorney.
posted by credulous at 11:14 PM on March 15, 2023 [19 favorites]
I have a Canon.
Thank you silby for making it very easy to read actual Chat-GPT-generated text. I hadn't bothered before.
posted by bendy at 11:27 PM on March 15, 2023 [1 favorite]
Thank you silby for making it very easy to read actual Chat-GPT-generated text. I hadn't bothered before.
posted by bendy at 11:27 PM on March 15, 2023 [1 favorite]
Lol, bendy, me too. It's almost 20 years old and has moved house with us five times, and despite being purchased when Android was still a twinkle in Andy Rubin's eye, I can print to it from my phone. Laser printers, brother or otherwise, are really a solved problem at this point.
posted by potrzebie at 12:19 AM on March 16, 2023
posted by potrzebie at 12:19 AM on March 16, 2023
our Brother laser printer has had some connection or memory problem and hasn't been able to print over the network for the past few months
It forgets my Wi-Fi network at least once a week
I used to fix people's home computer installations for money, and here's what I know about setting up Brother wifi printers for best reliability, especially if the PC you'll usually be printing from runs Windows.
First thing: find out what the printer's Wifi MAC address is. It's been long enough since I've done this that I've forgotten the specific steps but somewhere in its setup menu there's an option to print out its network configuration and the wifi MAC is listed somewhere inside that. MAC addresses generally look like six groups of two hexadecimal digits separated by spaces, dashes or colons. If your printer also has an Ethernet port it will have its own MAC address; make sure you know which is which.
Next, visit your wifi router's admin page, spelunk your way to its DHCP server settings, and create a fixed DHCP address reservation for the printer's Wifi MAC address. The aim of the exercise is to make sure that every time the printer connects to your Wifi, it ends up with the same IP address; an IP address, furthermore, that your Wifi router will never assign to any device with any other MAC address than the printer's. The exact steps for how to do this will depend on your router. Sometimes you'll also need to modify the router's DHCP address pool to create a range of unused IP addresses within which to fix your reserved one; other routers will only let you reserve an IP address that falls within an existing DHCP address pool. But there will be some way to get this done.
Finally, connect your Brother printer to your Wifi without pressing the Wifi button on the printer. Instead, do it by working through the printer's setup menu and using its truly horrible user interface to pick your router's SSID and enter its WPA2 passphrase by hand. Doing this requires either the patience of a saint or having few enough people around that nobody will be frightened by the amount of swearing involved. But it's worth it, because it means that when your printer first sees your router's Wifi announcements, it will know how to connect to it without needing to invoke Wifi Protected Setup, an abominably insecure protocol that's also frequently buggy.
WPS is what gets triggered if you do push the printer's Wifi button when the printer doesn't already know your router's main WPA2 secret. It involves dynamic generation of special-purpose limited-lifetime WPA2 secrets, and disagreements about exactly how long those lifetimes should be are behind a lot of Wifi connection unreliability. Avoiding WPS altogether, even to the extent of completely turning it off if your router's admin pages allow that, works around all such disagreements.
You might need to do the Wifi passphrase entry and DHCP reservation steps in the other order, if you have the kind of router that only allows you to create DHCP reservations for existing DHCP leases. You might also need to restart the printer between these steps to make sure the settings have properly stuck and that the printer is now actually listening on the fixed IP address you reserved for it. But if you persist, you will end up with a printer that reliably connects itself to your Wifi as soon as the possibility of connection becomes available, and ends up with the same IP address every time it connects, not just most of the times.
Only after you've got those two things squared away should you let Windows discover your printer and install the Windows driver for it.
The rationale for all of this fucking about is that Windows is really fucking stupid when it comes to printing over TCP/IP, and despite this being 2023 it still can't cope with the idea that the printer it was talking to yesterday might not have the same IP address today, or that some device that does have that IP address today might not even be a printer.
Fixing the printer's IP address using a DHCP lease reservation on the router works better than setting up a static address using the printer's own networking menu, because the only thing it changes about the way the printer connects to the network is that it will end up with the same IP address every time. DHCP sets up several things other than the IP address during the connection process, and not needing to research and/or remember every single one of those and then fight with a fiddly little printer setup menu to specify them saves a lot of time.
posted by flabdablet at 12:54 AM on March 16, 2023 [71 favorites]
It forgets my Wi-Fi network at least once a week
I used to fix people's home computer installations for money, and here's what I know about setting up Brother wifi printers for best reliability, especially if the PC you'll usually be printing from runs Windows.
First thing: find out what the printer's Wifi MAC address is. It's been long enough since I've done this that I've forgotten the specific steps but somewhere in its setup menu there's an option to print out its network configuration and the wifi MAC is listed somewhere inside that. MAC addresses generally look like six groups of two hexadecimal digits separated by spaces, dashes or colons. If your printer also has an Ethernet port it will have its own MAC address; make sure you know which is which.
Next, visit your wifi router's admin page, spelunk your way to its DHCP server settings, and create a fixed DHCP address reservation for the printer's Wifi MAC address. The aim of the exercise is to make sure that every time the printer connects to your Wifi, it ends up with the same IP address; an IP address, furthermore, that your Wifi router will never assign to any device with any other MAC address than the printer's. The exact steps for how to do this will depend on your router. Sometimes you'll also need to modify the router's DHCP address pool to create a range of unused IP addresses within which to fix your reserved one; other routers will only let you reserve an IP address that falls within an existing DHCP address pool. But there will be some way to get this done.
Finally, connect your Brother printer to your Wifi without pressing the Wifi button on the printer. Instead, do it by working through the printer's setup menu and using its truly horrible user interface to pick your router's SSID and enter its WPA2 passphrase by hand. Doing this requires either the patience of a saint or having few enough people around that nobody will be frightened by the amount of swearing involved. But it's worth it, because it means that when your printer first sees your router's Wifi announcements, it will know how to connect to it without needing to invoke Wifi Protected Setup, an abominably insecure protocol that's also frequently buggy.
WPS is what gets triggered if you do push the printer's Wifi button when the printer doesn't already know your router's main WPA2 secret. It involves dynamic generation of special-purpose limited-lifetime WPA2 secrets, and disagreements about exactly how long those lifetimes should be are behind a lot of Wifi connection unreliability. Avoiding WPS altogether, even to the extent of completely turning it off if your router's admin pages allow that, works around all such disagreements.
You might need to do the Wifi passphrase entry and DHCP reservation steps in the other order, if you have the kind of router that only allows you to create DHCP reservations for existing DHCP leases. You might also need to restart the printer between these steps to make sure the settings have properly stuck and that the printer is now actually listening on the fixed IP address you reserved for it. But if you persist, you will end up with a printer that reliably connects itself to your Wifi as soon as the possibility of connection becomes available, and ends up with the same IP address every time it connects, not just most of the times.
Only after you've got those two things squared away should you let Windows discover your printer and install the Windows driver for it.
The rationale for all of this fucking about is that Windows is really fucking stupid when it comes to printing over TCP/IP, and despite this being 2023 it still can't cope with the idea that the printer it was talking to yesterday might not have the same IP address today, or that some device that does have that IP address today might not even be a printer.
Fixing the printer's IP address using a DHCP lease reservation on the router works better than setting up a static address using the printer's own networking menu, because the only thing it changes about the way the printer connects to the network is that it will end up with the same IP address every time. DHCP sets up several things other than the IP address during the connection process, and not needing to research and/or remember every single one of those and then fight with a fiddly little printer setup menu to specify them saves a lot of time.
posted by flabdablet at 12:54 AM on March 16, 2023 [71 favorites]
Naturally, if you can get your printer connected to your network with a piece of wire instead of Wifi, you should do that instead. Wires > Wifi always and everywhere.
You'll still need to create a fixed DHCP address reservation for the printer inside your router to stop Windows from losing the plot, but you'll avoid having to deal with any of the Brother printer's own horribly fiddly setup menus beyond possibly working out how to do a factory reset.
If you've got a phone running the Brother printing app, and the phone is connected to your home's Wifi, and your home network is set up in such a way that Wifi and Ethernet share the same IP subnet, then your phone will still be able to print to a Brother printer that's connected to your network with a wire.
posted by flabdablet at 1:04 AM on March 16, 2023 [8 favorites]
You'll still need to create a fixed DHCP address reservation for the printer inside your router to stop Windows from losing the plot, but you'll avoid having to deal with any of the Brother printer's own horribly fiddly setup menus beyond possibly working out how to do a factory reset.
If you've got a phone running the Brother printing app, and the phone is connected to your home's Wifi, and your home network is set up in such a way that Wifi and Ethernet share the same IP subnet, then your phone will still be able to print to a Brother printer that's connected to your network with a wire.
posted by flabdablet at 1:04 AM on March 16, 2023 [8 favorites]
And no, using stuff on networks should not be this hard. TCP/IP is just a terrible protocol suite.
posted by flabdablet at 1:09 AM on March 16, 2023 [4 favorites]
posted by flabdablet at 1:09 AM on March 16, 2023 [4 favorites]
Oh, and if you've worked through the address fixing procedure sketched above and Windows still won't print to your Brother laser over the network, delete the printer from Windows, restart Windows, make sure it's really gone, then reinstall it. If it works after that, chances are it will then keep on doing so indefinitely.
Rationale is that if your issue is down to Windows already having got confused about exactly which IP address it's supposed to be sending print jobs to, then nailing down an IP address it doesn't currently know can't help solve the immediate issue, but doing that and then forcing Windows to discover that new address by reinstalling the printer will solve both the immediate and ongoing issues.
There are ways to find out exactly which IP address Windows thinks of as already belonging to the printer, but honestly the number of ways that trying to fix a pre-specified IP address in place can go wrong is much higher than the number of ways that simply fixing some IP address in place can go wrong, so it's not usually worth the time spent digging that out.
posted by flabdablet at 1:46 AM on March 16, 2023 [4 favorites]
Rationale is that if your issue is down to Windows already having got confused about exactly which IP address it's supposed to be sending print jobs to, then nailing down an IP address it doesn't currently know can't help solve the immediate issue, but doing that and then forcing Windows to discover that new address by reinstalling the printer will solve both the immediate and ongoing issues.
There are ways to find out exactly which IP address Windows thinks of as already belonging to the printer, but honestly the number of ways that trying to fix a pre-specified IP address in place can go wrong is much higher than the number of ways that simply fixing some IP address in place can go wrong, so it's not usually worth the time spent digging that out.
posted by flabdablet at 1:46 AM on March 16, 2023 [4 favorites]
Also, doing anything to a Windows printer more complex than simply installing or uninstalling it has been made unnecessarily hard by the progressive retirement of the old, detailed Control Panel interfaces in favour of the dumbed-down-for-touchscreens Settings app. Seriously, the less customization you apply to anything inside Windows these days, the better off you are.
posted by flabdablet at 1:54 AM on March 16, 2023 [9 favorites]
posted by flabdablet at 1:54 AM on March 16, 2023 [9 favorites]
Epson, Canon, and others probably use Brother CNC machines to make their inferior printers.
I'm in the I have this printer (and similar models) and am happy with them camp. I hope to upgrade it to the version that can cut metal eventually.
I'm sorry for those who've had bad experiences, but I guess it's inevitable to have a few lemons slip past qc or go bad faster than they should when the production quantity is hundreds of thousands to millions.
posted by jellywerker at 4:04 AM on March 16, 2023
I'm in the I have this printer (and similar models) and am happy with them camp. I hope to upgrade it to the version that can cut metal eventually.
I'm sorry for those who've had bad experiences, but I guess it's inevitable to have a few lemons slip past qc or go bad faster than they should when the production quantity is hundreds of thousands to millions.
posted by jellywerker at 4:04 AM on March 16, 2023
I opened the article and laughed, because I bought this exact printer recently. Setup was fairly easy, even though I punched in my wifi password using the stupid little printer UI. Once set up, it has worked flawlessly and had zero issues in the months I've owned it.
posted by Fleebnork at 4:38 AM on March 16, 2023
posted by Fleebnork at 4:38 AM on March 16, 2023
We have a Brother all-in-one inkjet instead. It's still rated as the best budget home office printer in a few places. It was extremely reliable, no-nonsense, didn't run out of ink in 4.5 days the way every HP seems to, trouble free... until it wasn't.
There was this weird wobble in the rows it would print, and the black ink always looked super faded except after a print head cleaning. I tried to fix the former by running the auto alignment procedure (which prints patterns on the page which it scans), but the ink would never show up well enough for it to scan. Print a Windows test page and it would be beautiful and perfect. Print a grocery list or a shipping label and it'd be all wonky.
Then I found something about setting it to "Enhanced Print Mode" and that seems to have fixed everything, for now. Hmmm.
posted by Foosnark at 4:46 AM on March 16, 2023 [1 favorite]
There was this weird wobble in the rows it would print, and the black ink always looked super faded except after a print head cleaning. I tried to fix the former by running the auto alignment procedure (which prints patterns on the page which it scans), but the ink would never show up well enough for it to scan. Print a Windows test page and it would be beautiful and perfect. Print a grocery list or a shipping label and it'd be all wonky.
Then I found something about setting it to "Enhanced Print Mode" and that seems to have fixed everything, for now. Hmmm.
posted by Foosnark at 4:46 AM on March 16, 2023 [1 favorite]
MetaFilter: frightened by the amount of swearing involved.
posted by wenestvedt at 4:51 AM on March 16, 2023 [3 favorites]
posted by wenestvedt at 4:51 AM on March 16, 2023 [3 favorites]
Just set up one of these for a tech nervous friend, adding the wifi password is slightly annoying via the minimal keypad but then it just works.
posted by sammyo at 4:55 AM on March 16, 2023 [1 favorite]
posted by sammyo at 4:55 AM on March 16, 2023 [1 favorite]
This makes me miss my old workhorse HP printer that my family bought in the 1990s and that I used through university -- on Linux in the early 2000s, as I recall. Robust, an oasis of stability. I remember specifically jesting that, after the apocalypse, the landscape would be cockroaches and HP printers. Why did I ever part ways with it? It did weigh approximately the same as a baby elephant so maybe I left it behind in a move....
posted by brainwane at 5:02 AM on March 16, 2023 [1 favorite]
posted by brainwane at 5:02 AM on March 16, 2023 [1 favorite]
I bought a printer last year to replace a Brother that moved away, and wound up with a Lexmark C3224dw. So far it's been a good printer. I like that it will print both sides of the paper.
posted by ob1quixote at 5:48 AM on March 16, 2023
posted by ob1quixote at 5:48 AM on March 16, 2023
We had a brother that worked like a champ. Then the Glee Gal took it to work, and then quit in a huff, so we lost the printer. Now we have a HP, because the main criteria was "how straight a path does the paper take through the printer. She was printing a lot of labels at the time, and having a couple peel off inside the printer pretty much kills it.
The printer works fine, and we only use HP ink so that's not a problem. It's been rock solid on the WiFi network, so there is that.
posted by Spike Glee at 6:22 AM on March 16, 2023
The printer works fine, and we only use HP ink so that's not a problem. It's been rock solid on the WiFi network, so there is that.
posted by Spike Glee at 6:22 AM on March 16, 2023
Ha!:
Here’s a button to buy whatever Brother laser printer our commerce team is getting the best affiliate rates on right now:posted by achrise at 6:26 AM on March 16, 2023 [3 favorites]
I have the DPC-L2550DW and it... works. It was a nightmare to get set up as it is possible to install it on Windows twice and then have Windows get confused about which "printer" it is supposed to print to, due in no small part to what flabdablet described above. Moving to a brand new laptop fixed that.
As a printer, it is good at documents and very so-so at any sort of grayscale picture anything. There is visible banding.
As a scanner, it is also just OK. There are all sorts of options for paper size but no option for "just scan the entire glass scanner bed" and some software somethingorother that insists on cropping some documents which often excludes critical information. Scanning by feeder is better at that.
It is also extremely loud when printing and also takes so much power that my lights flicker when it powers up.
I'm glad I have it for when I need it but will likely relocate it to the closet when I make room so that I don't have to hear it when it is on. It is definitely the "Mr. Right Now" of printers.
posted by grumpybear69 at 6:27 AM on March 16, 2023
As a printer, it is good at documents and very so-so at any sort of grayscale picture anything. There is visible banding.
As a scanner, it is also just OK. There are all sorts of options for paper size but no option for "just scan the entire glass scanner bed" and some software somethingorother that insists on cropping some documents which often excludes critical information. Scanning by feeder is better at that.
It is also extremely loud when printing and also takes so much power that my lights flicker when it powers up.
I'm glad I have it for when I need it but will likely relocate it to the closet when I make room so that I don't have to hear it when it is on. It is definitely the "Mr. Right Now" of printers.
posted by grumpybear69 at 6:27 AM on March 16, 2023
brother HL-5240.
I even got a second one with duplex shortly after they were discontinued. For a whole 50$. For a while I was on the lookout for the second tray option that would enable me to fit a whole team of paper. That would have been the life of a king, because last I checked we had printed over 50,000 pages. But the amount we print has really dropped off, so it seems unnecessary. Plus I really want AirPrint, but these machines predate that tech by at least a decade, and there is not a non hack method to enable that type of service. Plus they are so old they aren’t Energy Star certified which isn’t ideal.
But it’s a tank, so it continues to sit in the basement. Luckily Brother printers are not particularly impacted by using really old paper, and I replaced the pickup wheel, so it’s going to keep going for thousands of pages.
posted by zenon at 6:30 AM on March 16, 2023
I even got a second one with duplex shortly after they were discontinued. For a whole 50$. For a while I was on the lookout for the second tray option that would enable me to fit a whole team of paper. That would have been the life of a king, because last I checked we had printed over 50,000 pages. But the amount we print has really dropped off, so it seems unnecessary. Plus I really want AirPrint, but these machines predate that tech by at least a decade, and there is not a non hack method to enable that type of service. Plus they are so old they aren’t Energy Star certified which isn’t ideal.
But it’s a tank, so it continues to sit in the basement. Luckily Brother printers are not particularly impacted by using really old paper, and I replaced the pickup wheel, so it’s going to keep going for thousands of pages.
posted by zenon at 6:30 AM on March 16, 2023
I have an old HP LaserJet Pro (this one) that I got off some dude for $30ish when he was closing down his office. Absolutely no bells and whistles, no wifi, one-sided only, no color printing, but it meets my needs just fine and it's absolutely bulletproof. He also threw in several toner cartridges (which I'm still working my way through, years later) and a very nice chair.
Finding offices liquidating themselves (or, as a lesser extent, going to professional office liquidators) is IMO the only way to buy office equipment. I don't know how anybody buys office supplies any other way (at least when you've got some flexibility on models and timing), you can get the professional-quality stuff for pennies on the dollar. I find that they're usually posted on craigslist or facebook marketplace.
posted by mosst at 6:52 AM on March 16, 2023 [2 favorites]
Finding offices liquidating themselves (or, as a lesser extent, going to professional office liquidators) is IMO the only way to buy office equipment. I don't know how anybody buys office supplies any other way (at least when you've got some flexibility on models and timing), you can get the professional-quality stuff for pennies on the dollar. I find that they're usually posted on craigslist or facebook marketplace.
posted by mosst at 6:52 AM on March 16, 2023 [2 favorites]
I had a Brother ink printer for a while but when it went south it was nothing but a boat anchor. I tried another Brother printer and that was the last straw. I am convinced any ink printer on the market today is merely a vessel for selling over-priced ink cartridges.
posted by Ber at 7:10 AM on March 16, 2023 [1 favorite]
posted by Ber at 7:10 AM on March 16, 2023 [1 favorite]
I have an MVC-J497DW, a color inkjet/scanner/fax, because I need a scanner and color prints and laser color is ridiculously expensive. I most likely will never use the fax and it just occurred to me that this might be the last thing I buy with a phone jack.
I bought it because Brother has a long-standing reputation for Linux support and the HP I was using finally gave up the ghost after years of use.
posted by mmrtnt at 7:37 AM on March 16, 2023
I bought it because Brother has a long-standing reputation for Linux support and the HP I was using finally gave up the ghost after years of use.
posted by mmrtnt at 7:37 AM on March 16, 2023
away for regrooving, yes that's my AskMeFi thread! I was just thinking that this is the printer y'all told me to buy. and indeed, it's fine.
What a relief to have escaped the clutches of the ink extortionists
posted by cnidaria at 7:39 AM on March 16, 2023 [1 favorite]
What a relief to have escaped the clutches of the ink extortionists
posted by cnidaria at 7:39 AM on March 16, 2023 [1 favorite]
Inxtortionists, surely
posted by flabdablet at 7:40 AM on March 16, 2023 [2 favorites]
posted by flabdablet at 7:40 AM on March 16, 2023 [2 favorites]
I have a Brother MFC-9010CN (so it scans, copies, and prints) and I was curious as to just how long I've had it. I checked my email and I found that I helped my parents buy one of Craigslist in 2011. I'd had mine for several years prior to that. Both still work fine.
The only issue I've ever had with it was one time a third-party cartridge leaked and I had to take the printer apart and give it a good cleaning. I think the quality of third-party cartridges has gone way down over the past few years and in general the Brother ones have better output, but I still roll the dice because they are so much cheaper.
posted by dweingart at 7:43 AM on March 16, 2023
The only issue I've ever had with it was one time a third-party cartridge leaked and I had to take the printer apart and give it a good cleaning. I think the quality of third-party cartridges has gone way down over the past few years and in general the Brother ones have better output, but I still roll the dice because they are so much cheaper.
posted by dweingart at 7:43 AM on March 16, 2023
I switched to a Mac and my Brother laser is just old enough that there is no manufacturer-provided CUPS driver for it for current Mac OS versions. Which means it can print fine, but I can't set things like "bake this sheet extra long, it's very glossy and will flake otherwise" like I could in Windows.
I like to print bicycle-related checklists and reference charts onto glossy hard stock. No more 😭
Our otherwise very annoying and problematic Canon AIO is still supported.
posted by tigrrrlily at 7:58 AM on March 16, 2023
I like to print bicycle-related checklists and reference charts onto glossy hard stock. No more 😭
Our otherwise very annoying and problematic Canon AIO is still supported.
posted by tigrrrlily at 7:58 AM on March 16, 2023
I have the old old old version of this that I bought in 2002 - a Brother LaserJet 1012 - hooked up to an old Apple Airport and it still works great. The toner lasts forever because I only use it a handful of times a year but I can always rely on it to just print, whereas with inkjets it would just be dried out and useless all the time. It can't even automatically duplex and is sloooooooooooow in terms of pages per minute, but it just works. I will probably never replace it.
posted by urbanlenny at 8:05 AM on March 16, 2023 [1 favorite]
posted by urbanlenny at 8:05 AM on March 16, 2023 [1 favorite]
I finally got tired of not having a printer any more - I'd left my HP inkjet/scanner behind in a cross-country move just before the pandemic - and got myself a color Brother. An HL-L3270CDW to be specific. Its nametag has been covered up by sparkly purple tape with "FRATER PRINTY" written on it and it is great. I really love no longer having to ask myself if I really need to print a thing because it will take a while and use up the incredibly expensive ink, maybe I should batch it wioth some other printing because it's inevitably gonna blow a lot of ink on a cleaning cycle because I don't use it every day? I just shrug and say "print" and a few seconds later its's therem and it looks damn nice even in color. I have some extra-nice laser paper that I need to try and see if it's something I'd feel comfortable selling at a con.
I did have to replace the black toner cartridge surprisingly soon. But this was made super easy by the sticker on the top of the printer that tells me exactly which one to buy. I just photographed that and went to Office Depot and dropped about a hundred bucks on the "high-yield" one that promises 3000 sheets worth of output and I'm good. I look forwards to saying "still using this thing, I forgot when I bought it" in a decade or so.
posted by egypturnash at 8:10 AM on March 16, 2023 [2 favorites]
I did have to replace the black toner cartridge surprisingly soon. But this was made super easy by the sticker on the top of the printer that tells me exactly which one to buy. I just photographed that and went to Office Depot and dropped about a hundred bucks on the "high-yield" one that promises 3000 sheets worth of output and I'm good. I look forwards to saying "still using this thing, I forgot when I bought it" in a decade or so.
posted by egypturnash at 8:10 AM on March 16, 2023 [2 favorites]
Huh, I did not have the positive experiences other people have with Brother printers. I went through two of them somewhat quickly (like < 5 years per printer) and switched to a Xerox, which was like $200 more but is now the reliable "tank" that everybody wants.
posted by anhedonic at 8:12 AM on March 16, 2023 [2 favorites]
posted by anhedonic at 8:12 AM on March 16, 2023 [2 favorites]
The LaserJet name is HP's, not Brother's.
My house runs an ex-school HP LaserJet 1320D connected to a USB port on the always-on Odroid N2 that also serves as our living room media player; CUPS is installed on the N2 to serve the printer out to the network and it works very well. I made it default to double sided printing to save paper. Anybody who wants single-sided badly enough to learn where that setting hides in their print dialogs is free to specify it and it works. Paper wastage has been very low.
HP hadn't jumped on the toner DRM bandwagon when that machine came out. It had an aftermarket toner cartridge in it when I first got it from the school, and I bought a pack of five aftermarket toner cartridges for it when the yellow Toner Low light first came on. That was two years ago, the light is still on, those five cartridges are still in storage, and I've only had to take the old cartridge out and do the sideways shake manoeuvre twice to keep the print quality completely acceptable.
Old monochrome laser printers are pretty hard to beat.
posted by flabdablet at 8:17 AM on March 16, 2023 [1 favorite]
My house runs an ex-school HP LaserJet 1320D connected to a USB port on the always-on Odroid N2 that also serves as our living room media player; CUPS is installed on the N2 to serve the printer out to the network and it works very well. I made it default to double sided printing to save paper. Anybody who wants single-sided badly enough to learn where that setting hides in their print dialogs is free to specify it and it works. Paper wastage has been very low.
HP hadn't jumped on the toner DRM bandwagon when that machine came out. It had an aftermarket toner cartridge in it when I first got it from the school, and I bought a pack of five aftermarket toner cartridges for it when the yellow Toner Low light first came on. That was two years ago, the light is still on, those five cartridges are still in storage, and I've only had to take the old cartridge out and do the sideways shake manoeuvre twice to keep the print quality completely acceptable.
Old monochrome laser printers are pretty hard to beat.
posted by flabdablet at 8:17 AM on March 16, 2023 [1 favorite]
I don't know how old my Brother is, but I do know I bought it used and I had it before I got into my current relationship, which I've been in for 11 years. Zero problems.
posted by latkes at 8:30 AM on March 16, 2023
posted by latkes at 8:30 AM on March 16, 2023
My dad, an impatient man, murdered at least three printers that I know of by "clearing paper jams," by "the toner cartridge was stuck". I started building up a backlog of printers.
I got at least two Brother printers for free by the side of the road. One needed a new drum AND a new cartridge, one just needed a new cartridge. They are tanks, and the cost of a new generic drum and cartridge online? Under $15.
posted by ivan ivanych samovar at 8:31 AM on March 16, 2023
I got at least two Brother printers for free by the side of the road. One needed a new drum AND a new cartridge, one just needed a new cartridge. They are tanks, and the cost of a new generic drum and cartridge online? Under $15.
posted by ivan ivanych samovar at 8:31 AM on March 16, 2023
Drums and toner being separately replaceable is a fairly unusual design feature on low-end laser printers, and the fact that so many low-end Brother machines are built that way is definitely a point in their favour.
posted by flabdablet at 8:35 AM on March 16, 2023 [1 favorite]
posted by flabdablet at 8:35 AM on March 16, 2023 [1 favorite]
I have an HP3505 sitting next to me. One of the very complex and oddly fragile plastic bits that opens the cartridge shutters when the access door closes is broken, but if you insert a pointed object in Just The Right Place you can make it engage and it will work until the next time you open it. I bought it 15 years ago when I was printing greeting cards for customers and it was glorious at it. Self aligning, self-calibrating, perfect colour every time. Amazing.
It prints a bit shit right now, because I've never given it new drums, just refilled the cartridges with new toner. I really should do that. The other printers in the house are Epson EcoTanks and one of them just throws an error when you try to print, and the other one needs to be cleaned any time it's idle more than a couple days, and also the colour just Doesn't Work so you have to force it to print black. The only reason I keep the deceased one is that it's got a big scanner on it for my A3 artwork. The little one has scan-to-fax capability which is important because the roommate has disability and the only way to communicate with ODSP is via fax (which is SUCH BULLSHIT). Anyway, I hate Epson so much. I also hate HP. But the CP3505 predates most of the evil HP stuff, and of course I'll never upgrade the firmware.
It's true, though, that when these printers die for good, we'll just buy a fucking Brother monochrome laser and never worry again.
posted by seanmpuckett at 8:53 AM on March 16, 2023 [1 favorite]
It prints a bit shit right now, because I've never given it new drums, just refilled the cartridges with new toner. I really should do that. The other printers in the house are Epson EcoTanks and one of them just throws an error when you try to print, and the other one needs to be cleaned any time it's idle more than a couple days, and also the colour just Doesn't Work so you have to force it to print black. The only reason I keep the deceased one is that it's got a big scanner on it for my A3 artwork. The little one has scan-to-fax capability which is important because the roommate has disability and the only way to communicate with ODSP is via fax (which is SUCH BULLSHIT). Anyway, I hate Epson so much. I also hate HP. But the CP3505 predates most of the evil HP stuff, and of course I'll never upgrade the firmware.
It's true, though, that when these printers die for good, we'll just buy a fucking Brother monochrome laser and never worry again.
posted by seanmpuckett at 8:53 AM on March 16, 2023 [1 favorite]
I think Brother laser printers are just riding the 'laser printer' wave driven by serious office product improvements between like 1985-2002. In the early 2000s, they used to feature printer commercials on TV during sporting events (ie: the most expensive advertising time) so printing regularly and reliably was a really big thing. At least until the internet really took off and printing dropped off a cliff.
I think if printing had made it to 2010, then we might have had a cheap, reliable color laser printer instead of them basically costing double a black & white laser, which is still not that bad, but why spend the money when color photo prints from internet providers and your local pharmacy store are often free?
Most of the things said about brother equally apply to HP and Dell, and whatever other laser printers.
posted by The_Vegetables at 9:19 AM on March 16, 2023
I think if printing had made it to 2010, then we might have had a cheap, reliable color laser printer instead of them basically costing double a black & white laser, which is still not that bad, but why spend the money when color photo prints from internet providers and your local pharmacy store are often free?
Most of the things said about brother equally apply to HP and Dell, and whatever other laser printers.
posted by The_Vegetables at 9:19 AM on March 16, 2023
Old monochrome laser printers are pretty hard to beat.
In college I got an Apple LaserWriter Select 360 and that thing must have lasted me about 15 years. I looked into repairing it and the part (I wanna say the fuser, but it's been a while) was still available from specialists but the repair wouldn't have been cost effective. I think I'd have spent more on the repair than I would have spent on a newer, faster* printer with built-in networking**, so it went to the recycler. And then I just didn't bother to buy a new printer. When we bought our house I printed all the mortgage paperwork (and there was a lot of paperwork) at the office.
* Yeah, it was 10ppm once it got going and the Postscript features were nice with Macs, but the time to first page was like 45 seconds or something. When you print a lot of shorter documents instead of a few multipage documents, that wait time for the first page is really noticeable.
** I mean, it did have LocalTalk. And I had a Farallon LocalTalk-to-Ethernet bridge. I even may still have it in a box in the basement. But it was hardly convenient.
At some point I could no longer ignore the need for a home printer, but for some reason I no longer remember it made sense to buy an HP and not the standard Brother. It mostly hasn't made a difference but now my wife officially works from home and prints stuff for work, and our home printer turns out to be the same model she has in the office. We felt justified in ordering new toner through her employer's office supply web site as if it were going into their printer and not ours. It's not stealing from the office supply closet if she actually prints for work, right?
posted by fedward at 10:08 AM on March 16, 2023
In college I got an Apple LaserWriter Select 360 and that thing must have lasted me about 15 years. I looked into repairing it and the part (I wanna say the fuser, but it's been a while) was still available from specialists but the repair wouldn't have been cost effective. I think I'd have spent more on the repair than I would have spent on a newer, faster* printer with built-in networking**, so it went to the recycler. And then I just didn't bother to buy a new printer. When we bought our house I printed all the mortgage paperwork (and there was a lot of paperwork) at the office.
* Yeah, it was 10ppm once it got going and the Postscript features were nice with Macs, but the time to first page was like 45 seconds or something. When you print a lot of shorter documents instead of a few multipage documents, that wait time for the first page is really noticeable.
** I mean, it did have LocalTalk. And I had a Farallon LocalTalk-to-Ethernet bridge. I even may still have it in a box in the basement. But it was hardly convenient.
At some point I could no longer ignore the need for a home printer, but for some reason I no longer remember it made sense to buy an HP and not the standard Brother. It mostly hasn't made a difference but now my wife officially works from home and prints stuff for work, and our home printer turns out to be the same model she has in the office. We felt justified in ordering new toner through her employer's office supply web site as if it were going into their printer and not ours. It's not stealing from the office supply closet if she actually prints for work, right?
posted by fedward at 10:08 AM on March 16, 2023
Brother HL-2280DW. It will be 10 years old this year, only ever needed to do is replace the toner a few times, and on very rare occasion clear a paper jam.
posted by fings at 10:11 AM on March 16, 2023
posted by fings at 10:11 AM on March 16, 2023
*sniff* I miss my PostScript HP Laserjet - it died after like 25 years of faithful reverse polish goodness, sigh.
I have joined the Brotherhood reluctantly.
posted by skippyhacker at 10:16 AM on March 16, 2023
I have joined the Brotherhood reluctantly.
posted by skippyhacker at 10:16 AM on March 16, 2023
We have the .... [ctrl-p]..HL 2360D. It was my wife's from before I met her, so you could say it's my 'Brother from another mother'. It's first printer where I've found the wifi to actually work, and all the years I've known it I don't think it's needed new toner.
I damaged something inside it a couple of house-moves ago and ever since then it makes a loud staccato sound like a heavy-calibre machine gun while printing, but somehow it still prints as smoothly as ever.
posted by Flashman at 10:22 AM on March 16, 2023
I damaged something inside it a couple of house-moves ago and ever since then it makes a loud staccato sound like a heavy-calibre machine gun while printing, but somehow it still prints as smoothly as ever.
posted by Flashman at 10:22 AM on March 16, 2023
heh. Nobody actually read the whole article, did they?
posted by bondcliff at 11:36 AM on March 16, 2023
posted by bondcliff at 11:36 AM on March 16, 2023
Oh, I read it, I just prefer not to be the one bringing it up.
posted by fedward at 11:46 AM on March 16, 2023 [1 favorite]
posted by fedward at 11:46 AM on March 16, 2023 [1 favorite]
the landscape would be cockroaches and HP printers
Not anymore. If you run a driver or firmware update, your ink cartridges will be made obsolete and you'll have to buy nearly-identical new ones, even if the old ones are still full.
posted by klanawa at 4:31 PM on March 16, 2023
Not anymore. If you run a driver or firmware update, your ink cartridges will be made obsolete and you'll have to buy nearly-identical new ones, even if the old ones are still full.
posted by klanawa at 4:31 PM on March 16, 2023
flabdablet, thank you for that networking video. I had not known about her, and now I know a little bit more than I wanted to know (no one's entirely unproblematic). I thoroughly enjoyed the lecture, mostly because of her presentation style.
posted by tigrrrlily at 6:39 PM on March 16, 2023
posted by tigrrrlily at 6:39 PM on March 16, 2023
My brother MFC-J870DW has been reliable, though of course the self-cleaning does run through cartridges but I just buy the cheap knockoffs. Though it was recently grumpy about some new ones, I'll have to check to see if I need to roll back firmware.
posted by tavella at 8:25 PM on March 16, 2023
posted by tavella at 8:25 PM on March 16, 2023
Flashman: When mine started doing that I got a Paper Feed Kit for like 15$ that fixed it.
posted by zenon at 8:02 AM on March 17, 2023 [1 favorite]
posted by zenon at 8:02 AM on March 17, 2023 [1 favorite]
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posted by Brandon Blatcher (staff) at 10:26 AM on March 17, 2023 [1 favorite]
posted by Brandon Blatcher (staff) at 10:26 AM on March 17, 2023 [1 favorite]
Allow me to rephrase: What's the over/under on a suit from Brother deciding to coast on the name's goodwill and go the "physical instantiation of a business model" route?
posted by whuppy at 10:39 AM on March 17, 2023
posted by whuppy at 10:39 AM on March 17, 2023
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