Finger Weights
September 12, 2002 9:20 AM Subscribe
Finger Weights You you read that right. I think people are taking "whole-body" work outs a BIT far. As Comic Book Guy would say, "Worst product ever!"
I think they're missing out on the Masseuse's model. Although maybe the massagees wouldn't like the clanking metal bits....
posted by Red58 at 9:42 AM on September 12, 2002
posted by Red58 at 9:42 AM on September 12, 2002
Would rockclimbers use these? That's the only sport I can think of!
posted by aacheson at 9:50 AM on September 12, 2002
posted by aacheson at 9:50 AM on September 12, 2002
Shredders beware:
Projectile Hazard! May Cause Serious Eye Injury. FingerWeights Health model are not to be worn while playing sports or for activities requiring rapid movements of the hand, wrist, or arm. The entire FingerWeights device may dislodge from the finger and cause serious eye injury.
posted by trigfunctions at 9:53 AM on September 12, 2002
Projectile Hazard! May Cause Serious Eye Injury. FingerWeights Health model are not to be worn while playing sports or for activities requiring rapid movements of the hand, wrist, or arm. The entire FingerWeights device may dislodge from the finger and cause serious eye injury.
posted by trigfunctions at 9:53 AM on September 12, 2002
"...and her nickname in High School was finger cuffs"
posted by dangerman at 10:00 AM on September 12, 2002
posted by dangerman at 10:00 AM on September 12, 2002
Schumann had a debilitating hand injury that ruined his career as a concert pianist. He blamed the injury on trying to strengthen his fingers like this. It was probably actually from the effects of syphilis, but do you want to chance it?
posted by LittleMissCranky at 10:00 AM on September 12, 2002
posted by LittleMissCranky at 10:00 AM on September 12, 2002
JonnyX, how about a little "not work safe" warning next time?
posted by LittleMissCranky at 10:02 AM on September 12, 2002
posted by LittleMissCranky at 10:02 AM on September 12, 2002
<stern warning>JohnnyX, warn people when you're posting non-worksafe material.</sternwarning>
Seems like these would be useful for rehabilitation after hand injuries, but for stronger typing? Are there that many people out there who can't push down the keys on their keyboards?
posted by me3dia at 10:04 AM on September 12, 2002
Seems like these would be useful for rehabilitation after hand injuries, but for stronger typing? Are there that many people out there who can't push down the keys on their keyboards?
posted by me3dia at 10:04 AM on September 12, 2002
Would this be taking whole body workout just far enough? (Yes, also not safe for work).
Re stronger typing: many, many years ago, I took a typing course on a manual typewriter. You really don't know how weak your pinkies are until you try that.
posted by maudlin at 10:07 AM on September 12, 2002
Re stronger typing: many, many years ago, I took a typing course on a manual typewriter. You really don't know how weak your pinkies are until you try that.
posted by maudlin at 10:07 AM on September 12, 2002
"Worst X Ever": Worst Internet Meme Ever
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 12:10 PM on September 12, 2002
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 12:10 PM on September 12, 2002
No, no...you typed it wrong!
Worst. Product. Ever.
See? It flows much better with the periods, to emphasize the sheer & utter contempt for said product.
posted by davidmsc at 5:51 PM on September 12, 2002
Worst. Product. Ever.
See? It flows much better with the periods, to emphasize the sheer & utter contempt for said product.
posted by davidmsc at 5:51 PM on September 12, 2002
"Worst. X. Ever.": Still. Worst. Internet Meme. Ever.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 9:26 AM on September 13, 2002
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 9:26 AM on September 13, 2002
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Or, you could always massage your girlfriends feet...constantly :^)
posted by remlapm at 9:38 AM on September 12, 2002