September 23, 2002
3:24 PM   Subscribe

~Did I ever tell you I'm your hero? I am the subtext beneath your sling~
[Not work-safe. Don't read it out loud, anyway.]
While Nerve strives for intelligent, what about full-on intellectual erotica? I submit Foucault's Pendulous... at Suspect Thoughts. Not – at all – to be confused with Foucault's Pendulum, which oddly enough has its own bit of intellectual erotica in it that ties together the Khaballah, new pregnancy, and a woman telling her husband he's being an idiot, all at the same time.
posted by Su (3 comments total)

...I clench and spurt out "panopticon." My balls throb. Then my whole dick sneezes out "psychologico-medical armature" and I'm grunting for breath...

Thanks Su! brings a whole new meaning to "mindf*ck"...

and the Mineshaft was depicted perfectly!
posted by amberglow at 6:56 PM on September 23, 2002

Didn't I read about that episode in Miller's bio?

because he feels it's demeaning to fist a man whose legend valorizes the desire-driven and genitalized jerk-off fantasies of so many twenty-something post-gay geekoids like me.

Best use of the words "fist," "valorize" and "geekoid" in the same sentence. Ever.
posted by octobersurprise at 7:18 PM on September 23, 2002

An offering in honor of PWA_BadBoy and yhbc:

"As soon as they were alone in his tent he pounced on Misha who, squealing and resisting playfully, finally allowed him to lift her paradigm shift and unveil her prodigious buttocks."

*base text borrowed from Wilbur Smith
posted by taz at 1:57 AM on September 24, 2002

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