October 11, 2002
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Patience is a Virtue. I must be quite virtuous, having spent hours on this site that's jam-packed with cool stuff!
posted by adamms222 (4 comments total)

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Is it a sin if 5 seconds in I viewed the source?
posted by Stan Chin at 5:48 PM on October 11, 2002

For others with no patience, here's the list of all the mildly entertaining little sayings that rotate through the status bar without repeat checking or any payoff whatsoever:

"Opening Files",
"Reading Cookies",
"Starting Applet",
"Loading Images",
"Downloading WAV files",
"Final Checking",
"Building Heirarchy",
"Untethering Java",
"Balancing Files",
"Opening Gambit",
"Copying Second Pixel",
"Copying Similar Websites",
"Piling Files Tidily",
"Sorting By Colour",
"Swapping 'color' for 'colour'",
"Switching to Internal Mode",
"Loading HyperCrayons",
"Upgrading your mouse",
"SoundWrencher Started",
"Applying Feng Shui",
"Hanging Momentarily",
"Recycling OldNews",
"Adding Subliminal Advertising (eat more fish)",
"Closing FridgeDoor",
"Finding PlugSocket",
"Raising Undercarriage",
"Lowering Standards",
"Looking-up 'Sesquipedalian'",
"Considering Linux",
"Saving Face",
"Writing SitComs",
"Correcting 'Hierarchy'",
"Indecision Initiated",
"Filling Kettle",
"Training Budgies",
"Counting Hooves",
"Bag Full",
"Finding TinyTim",
"Spellchecking 'please'",
"Spellchecking 'wait'",
"Opening Sesame",
"Minding Shop",
"Eating Cookies",
"Distilling Innocence",
"Closing fissures",
"Instilling doubt",
"Judging You Morally",
"Piling on the Agony",
"Filing for Divorce",
"Upgrading your mousemat",
"Fixing to die",
"Telling Your Parents",
"Becoming Younger",
"Spinning Ever Faster",
"Invading Foreign Websites",
"!!! CLICK NOW !!!"
posted by joemaller at 6:00 PM on October 11, 2002

Cute... but hardly FPP-worthy.
posted by Witty at 6:04 PM on October 11, 2002

Better than a Bush conspiracy. Not as good as Galileo's mummified middle finger.
posted by stbalbach at 6:19 PM on October 11, 2002

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