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We all know about the new Department of Homeland Security, but did you know about the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency?
posted by JoanArkham (9 comments total)
The homepage of Dr Hugo Pecos, FVZA Director is hilarious.
posted by PenDevil at 4:59 AM on November 26, 2002

good find, joanarkham! now drop the stake and back away from the coffin...
posted by quonsar at 5:23 AM on November 26, 2002

Page doesn't load for me: W98SE IE6. It just show an unclosed tag - </h

O well. I take it that it's a spoof, right?
posted by dash_slot- at 5:53 AM on November 26, 2002


dash_slot, maybe try again? it's loading for me in W98 IE5X..
posted by taz at 6:07 AM on November 26, 2002


Are they accepting applications?
posted by Katemonkey at 7:34 AM on November 26, 2002

Katemonkey: Yes, they are.
posted by ScottUltra at 7:40 AM on November 26, 2002

Under the topic of Dr. Pecos At the Movies there is a page of review of such movies as "Lost Boys," "Near Dark," and "Dawn of the Dead" rated for authenticity and entertainment.

In the middle of the page he reviews:

Vampires (1990) D: Ken Burns
If you see one movie about vampires, let it be this documentary first shown on PBS. Because of its running time (8 hours), many people assume this opus will be boring. They couldn't be more wrong. By sticking with the facts, director Ken Burns brings life to vampires in a way that is far more chilling than movies that rely on special effects and blood capsules.

A quick check of the IMDb shows that, alas, no such documentary exists.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 9:52 AM on November 26, 2002

Sweet zombie Jesus. This needs to be something bigger than a web site. A screenplay, a television series, a comic book, a video game. Something! I want more. I-- I hunger for it. Hunger. Hunger f-f-for.

Braaaiins. Braaaaaains.
posted by Yogurt at 11:20 AM on November 26, 2002

God, i love zombies. There is no better monster to have to deal with than the undead.

because i kick ass for the lord!
posted by quin at 6:50 PM on November 27, 2002

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