Flapping in the breeze
January 31, 2003 12:21 AM   Subscribe

Skydive naked! This 4.1 MB mpeg is NSFW, but if you enjoyed madamjujujive's pianist post, you might like this too.
posted by homunculus (19 comments total)
Yikes, that's gonna leave a mark.
posted by moses at 12:36 AM on January 31, 2003

You can find a smaller version of the file (996 Kb) here. (skydive.mpe).

The source says the file is larger, but they don't seem to understand byte to Kb converstion.
posted by futureproof at 1:17 AM on January 31, 2003

posted by Irontom at 4:21 AM on January 31, 2003

The show's host makes that even funnier.
posted by VelvetHellvis at 5:01 AM on January 31, 2003

Where can I try that? :)
posted by ZenMasterThis at 5:46 AM on January 31, 2003

posted by DragonBoy at 5:47 AM on January 31, 2003

flippety flappety flippety flappety
posted by dorcas at 6:42 AM on January 31, 2003

ding dong man
ding dong, yo!

Somehow that looks both painful and fun.
posted by mkelley at 7:11 AM on January 31, 2003

When I went skydiving (ummm, April of 2000, I think) the guy that I was strapped to was telling me some stories on the way down, after the chute had opened and it was eerily quiet. He had over 4000 jumps under his belt and would often do publicity things. So he once did a publicity dive with a (then nude) Miss Nude Texas 199X (I don't remember the year).

Then he stopped suddenly, pointed to a pond and said, "and over there's where I get my shrooms".
posted by Ufez Jones at 8:05 AM on January 31, 2003

Oh wow. You shouldn't watch something like that when you have a cold and a runny nose. Truly a mess on my monitor.
posted by Plunge at 9:39 AM on January 31, 2003

posted by sgt.serenity at 11:02 AM on January 31, 2003

two words: duct tape.
posted by madamjujujive at 11:07 AM on January 31, 2003

that was funny, and seemed so casual, like it was just a "germany's* funniest home videos" typa thing. But they wouldn't show that on american tv...

*or wherever it was, apologies.
posted by mdn at 11:18 AM on January 31, 2003

aye, but its a bugger to get off juju...........
posted by sgt.serenity at 11:18 AM on January 31, 2003

The joy of freefall, the wind blowing through your hair, your limbs flapping in the breeze...
posted by Shane at 11:33 AM on January 31, 2003

I don't have dangly bits...but may I say that "fwhapata, fwapata, fwapata" does look a tad painful. Funny, but painful. :)
posted by dejah420 at 12:32 PM on January 31, 2003

Heh. NSFW indeed. I got suspended for "sexual harassment" for a week after sending that around to some folks at work in spring of 99. Nobody was offended (all were wildly amused, by contrast) but the boss was feeling threatened since I'd been doing the job for years and he was spectacularly incompetent, so he took the chance to ensure I'd never be a threat to his job. 'Course, that was the hint I needed that it was time to move on; left the place about a month later, starting a mass exodus that eventually resulted in the boss getting fired for brain drain. Dumbass. 'Course I learned my lesson too, use extreme caution when putting coworkers on humor mailings.
posted by ehintz at 5:23 PM on January 31, 2003

ehintz - this one's for you.
posted by PrinceValium at 5:42 PM on January 31, 2003

How about something a bit more serene, like lotus in freefall. Amazing picture.
posted by homunculus at 10:18 PM on January 31, 2003

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