Take my brother....please!

February 11, 2003 5:05 AM

"Interested in meeting my brother Jon, ladies? Due to the expected high demand, I will be forced to prescreen all e-mails received. Please send a nude photo of yourself, and a short explanation of why you think you would be a good match for my brother Jon, to me." A really swell brother wants a really swell girl to marry his brother Jon.
posted by iconomy (22 comments total)

either that or he wants to get alot of nude pictures of girls for his "brother" "Jon"
posted by RobbieFal at 5:14 AM on February 11, 2003

when the words 'extremely tolerant' are highlighted in bold red, warning bells should be ringing. Extremely tolerant of what? His penchant for hamster kicking perhaps?
posted by PenDevil at 5:33 AM on February 11, 2003

Jon needs to come out of the closet. Gaydar just SCREAMS in these pics. Do it now, Jon, before anyone else gets hurt. Like your "sister".
posted by WolfDaddy at 5:40 AM on February 11, 2003

I'd have it. I wouldn't date it or live with it, but I'd have it.
posted by Summer at 5:40 AM on February 11, 2003

Somebody has too much time on their hands. I like the disclaimer, tho.

Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in the production of this website. All person or persons referred to as "Bob" within this site are fictitious. All parties involved in the creation of this website are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Cows are really stupid animals. All nude photos received can be returned but won't be. Whatever happened to Jack Handey? Goat meat is actually pretty tasty. Being a drunk is hard work and largely under appreciated. Mary Ann (Dawn Wells) will always be a major hottie....
posted by ashbury at 5:41 AM on February 11, 2003

Um...no relation.
posted by jonmc at 5:48 AM on February 11, 2003

It's fake.
posted by The Jesse Helms at 5:56 AM on February 11, 2003

No kidding Jesse Helms!
posted by ralawrence at 6:11 AM on February 11, 2003

Fake? But he BREWS HIS OWN WINE!
posted by mkultra at 6:23 AM on February 11, 2003

Maybe this will be as disastrous as the Date My Sister Project.
posted by CrunchyFrog at 6:36 AM on February 11, 2003

Please send a nude photo of yourself

I wish tubgirl and goatse would read the above and comply.
posted by 111 at 6:52 AM on February 11, 2003

I'd do this on MY brother's behalf if I thought it would work.
posted by orange swan at 7:03 AM on February 11, 2003

Probably offering a sizeable dowry would be more effective, though.
posted by orange swan at 7:04 AM on February 11, 2003

Jon needs to come out of the closet. Gaydar just SCREAMS in these pics. Do it now, Jon, before anyone else gets hurt.

So give Jon a nudge, WolfDaddy. Send him nude pics of you.
posted by orange swan at 7:08 AM on February 11, 2003

Girl, you are just on a ROLL, aren't you?
posted by Danf at 7:24 AM on February 11, 2003

Triply sorry about the triple take, Danf. I would think I was done and think of something more to add.
posted by orange swan at 7:45 AM on February 11, 2003

Pathetic!


Me, that is, actually reading and scrolling and, and...


I say there is no "brother" and yes, he's just "collecting" nude photo's. No doubt he'll get many.


The person in question is the one sitting in that arm chair after waaaay too much home brew testing Sunday morning!


As for the woman needing to be extremely tolerant, what, of alcoholism, right Jon?

Nuff sed.
posted by alicesshoe at 8:58 AM on February 11, 2003

I say there is no "brother" and yes, he's just "collecting" nude photo's. No doubt he'll get many

This is a good way to get nude photos? I'll take a copy Alice.
posted by rotifer at 9:49 AM on February 11, 2003

Ok, I thought it was funny...but then, I don't live far from Van Zandt county, either. ;)

And Alice, darlin...it's a joke sweetie, it's just a joke. No reason to get all worked up about it...the big bad trailer dwelling redneck is not coming to get you. Even after he 'brews' up some wine. heh.
posted by dejah420 at 2:08 PM on February 11, 2003

I wish tubgirl and goatse would read the above and comply.

I thought to myself, "hmm, I've seen goatse, but who's Tubgirl?" Then curiosity killed the cat. Ugh.
posted by lnicole at 2:27 PM on February 11, 2003

Yes, yes I know, but truth is stranger than fiction and he is going to end up with a nude date!

In this day and age of trash tv, ya never kin tell.

;)



there
posted by alicesshoe at 3:58 PM on February 11, 2003

naked dates
posted by thomcatspike at 8:02 AM on February 12, 2003