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Speaking as a proud member of the Gravel-Eating War Monkey commune, I must say that I respect their nonpartisan stance.
posted by Fourmyle at 10:32 AM on March 27, 2003
posted by Fourmyle at 10:32 AM on March 27, 2003
Oddly enough, Matt has the highest battle rating I've seen yet. Anyone get higher than a 9.1?
posted by wanderingmind at 10:37 AM on March 27, 2003
posted by wanderingmind at 10:37 AM on March 27, 2003
Guess I really ought to read everyone else's posts first, eh?
Sorry, Fourmyle.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 10:42 AM on March 27, 2003
Sorry, Fourmyle.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 10:42 AM on March 27, 2003
a surprising turn in the Cola wars...
Oh yeah, I'm a gravel-eating disco monkey. W00t!
posted by Jughead at 10:46 AM on March 27, 2003
Oh yeah, I'm a gravel-eating disco monkey. W00t!
posted by Jughead at 10:46 AM on March 27, 2003
No worries, mr_crash... I think we both know who's the bigger monkey here.
posted by Fourmyle at 10:47 AM on March 27, 2003
posted by Fourmyle at 10:47 AM on March 27, 2003
So how does this thing determine the battle rating anyway? is it like scrabble points or something?
posted by wrench at 10:48 AM on March 27, 2003
posted by wrench at 10:48 AM on March 27, 2003
Anyone get higher than a 9.1?
As a matter of fact, yes. My first and last names garner a 9.9. Joshua Brown the Man-Eating Death Monkey rules all!
posted by starvingartist at 10:49 AM on March 27, 2003
As a matter of fact, yes. My first and last names garner a 9.9. Joshua Brown the Man-Eating Death Monkey rules all!
posted by starvingartist at 10:49 AM on March 27, 2003
you... the PERFECT MONKEY!...
posted by Pretty_Generic at 10:51 AM on March 27, 2003
posted by Pretty_Generic at 10:51 AM on March 27, 2003
George Bush the Plastic-Eating Sumo Monkey. Battle Rating : 5.6
Vs
Saddam Hussein the Money-Eating Rage Monkey. Battle Rating : 6.0
Saddam Hussein wins!
posted by Eekacat at 10:55 AM on March 27, 2003
Vs
Saddam Hussein the Money-Eating Rage Monkey. Battle Rating : 6.0
Saddam Hussein wins!
posted by Eekacat at 10:55 AM on March 27, 2003
*ahem*
The real battle of the colas.
Kiss my over-sweetened caffinated butt y'all.
posted by i_cola at 1:21 PM on March 27, 2003
The real battle of the colas.
Kiss my over-sweetened caffinated butt y'all.
posted by i_cola at 1:21 PM on March 27, 2003
This has the possibilty to save me some serious coin! Thanks Pretty_Generic!
posted by jlynford2 at 2:03 PM on March 27, 2003
posted by jlynford2 at 2:03 PM on March 27, 2003
ZachsMind the Sausage-Eating Death Monkey
Battle Rating : 8.2
Yeah. I kick a little monkey butt. However to be honest, sausage gives me gas.
posted by ZachsMind at 3:07 PM on March 27, 2003
Battle Rating : 8.2
Yeah. I kick a little monkey butt. However to be honest, sausage gives me gas.
posted by ZachsMind at 3:07 PM on March 27, 2003
elwoodwiles the
Pizza-Eating Zombie Monkey
Battle Rating : 3.4
*sobs*
posted by elwoodwiles at 3:16 PM on March 27, 2003
Pizza-Eating Zombie Monkey
Battle Rating : 3.4
*sobs*
posted by elwoodwiles at 3:16 PM on March 27, 2003
Meteor versus Earth: Earth wins!
However, MeteorITE versus Earth: Earth loses!
Oh whoops. Sorry. Wrong thread.
posted by ZachsMind at 3:17 PM on March 27, 2003
However, MeteorITE versus Earth: Earth loses!
Oh whoops. Sorry. Wrong thread.
posted by ZachsMind at 3:17 PM on March 27, 2003
I was very disappointed to see that "France" was not hard-coded to retun "cheese-eating surrender monkey."
posted by kindall at 5:40 PM on March 27, 2003
posted by kindall at 5:40 PM on March 27, 2003
I'm proud of us. Twenty-four comments, and no one has mentioned how this post returns six different advertisements for George W. Bush stuff.
posted by yhbc at 6:05 PM on March 27, 2003
posted by yhbc at 6:05 PM on March 27, 2003
I am a 7.4 Potato-Eating Kung-Fu Monkey. I am fearsome, no?
posted by dejah420 at 8:44 PM on March 27, 2003
posted by dejah420 at 8:44 PM on March 27, 2003
My shortened name gets me:
Cabbage-Eating Skeleton Monkey
Battle Rating : 4.7
But my full first name translates to:
Bug-Eating Surrender-Monkey.
Battle Rating... 0.0
Beat that!
posted by Stauf at 9:10 PM on March 27, 2003
Cabbage-Eating Skeleton Monkey
Battle Rating : 4.7
But my full first name translates to:
Bug-Eating Surrender-Monkey.
Battle Rating... 0.0
Beat that!
posted by Stauf at 9:10 PM on March 27, 2003
emmling is a Caviar-Eating Macaque Monkey
Battle Rating : 3.5
however,
Emmalee is a Brain-Eating Death Monkey
Battle Rating : 10.0
posted by emmling at 9:41 PM on March 27, 2003
Battle Rating : 3.5
however,
Emmalee is a Brain-Eating Death Monkey
Battle Rating : 10.0
posted by emmling at 9:41 PM on March 27, 2003
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I rule
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 10:23 AM on March 27, 2003