Oh she's far to young to die / You can see it in her eye / She's not yet begun to fly
April 8, 2003 10:33 AM Subscribe
Snerk. Attorney General Ashcroft is always a wonderful source of amusement.
This post was deleted for the following reason: whoa, that's some old deja vu
I want an mp3 of Ashcroft singing this song. Then I can play it *every morning* on my way to work, to help get motivated.
This is hilarious.
posted by Salmonberry at 10:37 AM on April 8, 2003
This is hilarious.
posted by Salmonberry at 10:37 AM on April 8, 2003
ok, you just can't make up stuff this good. It reads like an Onion story.
posted by whatnot at 10:38 AM on April 8, 2003
posted by whatnot at 10:38 AM on April 8, 2003
You are kidding, right? This story is over a year old. It was on Leno and Letterman, for cryin' out loud.
posted by starvingartist at 10:39 AM on April 8, 2003
posted by starvingartist at 10:39 AM on April 8, 2003
Damn you, PG!
posted by starvingartist at 10:40 AM on April 8, 2003
posted by starvingartist at 10:40 AM on April 8, 2003
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That's too damn funny.
posted by Cyrano at 10:35 AM on April 8, 2003