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April 24, 2003 2:10 PM   Subscribe

Technology comes to the rescue via the Department of Homeland Security. Now we will never have to fear terrorists, or criminals again. This post is 23 days late, but remains ever so relevant.
posted by caddis (9 comments total)
It's funny, cos it's true.
posted by shadow45 at 2:27 PM on April 24, 2003

I was really hoping for a Homeland Security Blanket. Can I have mine in blue?
posted by wendell at 2:58 PM on April 24, 2003

"Homeland Security Blanket" Jackson... has a nice ring to it, huh?
posted by JollyWanker at 3:00 PM on April 24, 2003

posted by quonsar at 3:15 PM on April 24, 2003

Entertaining, but Jonathan Swift 'tis not.
posted by tomorama at 3:51 PM on April 24, 2003

Are we sure this isn't a joke ? Seriously, no one is naming anything BIGBRO. That is not going to happen.
posted by marcuswebb at 3:52 PM on April 24, 2003

You know what? I think marcusweb might just be on to something here.
posted by 4easypayments at 3:56 PM on April 24, 2003

I wanna towel. I wanna be a hoopy right-wing frood.

Actually, it wasn't even that entertaining - about as subtle as a brick through the window.
posted by FormlessOne at 7:17 PM on April 24, 2003

In recognition of the heroic efforts by John Ashcroft to fight terra' the bracelets will be inscribed with the letters WWJD.
posted by nofundy at 5:41 AM on April 25, 2003

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