Note to self: Do not build summer home in Iran.

January 3, 2004 12:25 PM

Meteorite hits Northern Iran. Wrath of (insert deity of choice here) continues.
posted by qDot (16 comments total)

I take that as a sign that Iran is on someone's shit list.
ShitLucky $ list.
No one hurt: lucky. The money made selling the meteorite to science: lucky rich.
posted by thomcatspike at 12:31 PM on January 3, 2004

Mossad.
posted by Postroad at 12:44 PM on January 3, 2004

Khan!!!!!
posted by @homer at 1:01 PM on January 3, 2004

Bush did it. He used his sharks with the frickin' laser beams to make it so.

James Baker is in the Middle East at the same time the meteor hits, trying to get the leaders there to cooperate with the CPA and Iraq. Coincidence?

I report, you decide.
posted by swerdloff at 1:08 PM on January 3, 2004

Try this Reuters link instead, it's a little more recognizable.
posted by CrazyJub at 2:17 PM on January 3, 2004

insert deity of choice here

The even money is on Cthulu.

And swerdloff: "CPA?"
posted by ZenMasterThis at 2:40 PM on January 3, 2004

Goddamn bugs whacked us, Johnny!
posted by Busithoth at 3:03 PM on January 3, 2004

Goddamn bugs whacked us, Johnny!

My day has been made!
posted by thirteen at 4:26 PM on January 3, 2004

Nanu Nanu
posted by cinderful at 4:49 PM on January 3, 2004

Sorry, but it looks like the wrath was exercized before the hit of this meteor...maybe your confusing divine wrath with Islam? Nah....
posted by ParisParamus at 5:04 PM on January 3, 2004

I thought Divine was dead......
posted by Eekacat at 5:45 PM on January 3, 2004

Haha that's a real laff riot, guys.

No, wait, it's fucking not.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:01 PM on January 3, 2004

Wait a minute, if a meteorite hit Iran, I smell a yellow date conspiracy.
posted by pekar wood at 6:01 AM on January 4, 2004

Good lord. At least provide some information with all the stupid jokes.
posted by mediareport at 8:48 PM on January 4, 2004

insert deity of choice here

Inserting deities in places where they don't fit (because they're infinite) tends to make them angry. Just say no.
posted by kindall at 9:41 PM on January 4, 2004

Interesting . Today 5th of January another bright one over Spain
posted by elpapacito at 6:13 PM on January 5, 2004