Lists of five things.
January 9, 2004 3:23 PM   Subscribe

A lot more than five lists of Five Things.
posted by xmutex (12 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
I very muched enjoyed this. And can totally relate to this list.
posted by gummi at 4:26 PM on January 9, 2004

Hilarious. Great link.
posted by modofo at 5:08 PM on January 9, 2004

Some of those are fuh-knee. Nice link.
posted by maniactown at 5:16 PM on January 9, 2004

My dad used to watch the New Zoo Revue, too, just to ogle Emmy Jo.
posted by Oriole Adams at 5:24 PM on January 9, 2004

My favourite was on the five favourite quotes one:

"If he's not, he's missing his best bet."
(Sam's Dad, asked if their interior decorator was gay, 1984)

I guess it's just what dad's say worldwide. I also liked the tattoos I'm glad I didn't have one. I remember many years ago myself and a friend drunkenly contemplating getting the playstation symbols (all the X,O triangle and square nonsense) because at the time they were kind of cool. Am I glad we didn't do that one.

Though I could now say it was ironic and retro and be just so damn hip.
posted by ciderwoman at 5:49 PM on January 9, 2004

From "Five Great Reasons to Buy a Hummer":

5. They were all out of penises.
posted by Aaorn at 6:49 PM on January 9, 2004

Wondering if I was the only human and everyone else was a robot placed here by God or a scientist - Five Somewhat Novel Compulsions I had at one time or another

We've all had that exact same thought before...kinda creepy when you're 16 years old, ain't it?

Those lists are amazing. Thanks.
posted by davidmsc at 6:53 PM on January 9, 2004

Five things I still don't get
1. Tortoise
2. Java
3. SUVs
4. Goldfish
5. Mormons

A lovely site.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 7:28 PM on January 9, 2004

this is wonderful! ( and I haven't even thought of New Zoo Revue in decades! Henrietta Hippo!!!)
posted by amberglow at 7:43 PM on January 9, 2004

I loved these lists. Thanks for the great link!
posted by schlaager at 8:06 PM on January 9, 2004

So simple, yet so hilarious! That Merlin guy is a great writer (or at least, very witty). Thanks!
posted by Down10 at 11:41 PM on January 9, 2004

Five Terrible Fake Christmas TV Specials
5. E!'s "Background Noise for Drinking Alone" Marathon

Hey! I saw that one... anyone remeber how it ends?
posted by adamt at 2:53 AM on January 10, 2004

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