November 13, 1999
7:27 PM   Subscribe

'Is the glass half empty of half full? That all depends upon who is looking at it. The case is similar with the Bible. For thousands of years man has been putting his own spin on Religion and the Scriptures and now so can you. Simply select the beliefs that are most advantageous to you and ‘The Cult Construction Set’ will generate actual Bible scriptures to support these beliefs. Now you too can start your own Cult in the comfort of your home!'
posted by tdecius (1 comment total)
Wow, that's a hilarious site. I started a cult centered around alcoholics with leather fetishes that believe murder is justifiable as a result of adultery. Matthew 3-4 states that leather fetishes are cool with this passage: "This man John wore a garment of camel's hair, and a loincloth of leather; and he lived upon locusts and wild honey."
posted by mathowie at 11:24 PM on November 13, 1999

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