Nipples are back "in"!!!
September 21, 2000 7:23 PM   Subscribe

Nipples are back "in"!!! or, should I say... "out?" I never knew they had gone out of style. Silly me.
posted by da5id (8 comments total)
that's the funniest thing i've ever seen
posted by dominic at 7:55 PM on September 21, 2000

I'm gonna buy 3 pair and wear em all over my stomach like a pig!
posted by thirteen at 8:06 PM on September 21, 2000

Those women are going to be unpleasantly surprised at the reactions they get once the men discover those are fake nipples. At least breast implants go inside, and are still, um, "active" when you take your clothes off. But this ... this is just like filling your bra with toilet paper. It's wrong, dammit.

Besides, doesn't anyone remember "Nipless," the Japanese product that hides nipples?
posted by aaron at 9:20 PM on September 21, 2000

The natural look is back . . . so stick some fake stuff in your bra?

Nothing's more natural than permanently erect nipples.

Of course, this doesn't quite beat The Bulge
posted by alana at 9:39 PM on September 21, 2000

Oh come on, they have been using thee things on Friends for years.
posted by donkeymon at 9:51 PM on September 21, 2000

Geez, just turn up the air conditioning ...
posted by dhartung at 9:01 AM on September 22, 2000

women really are their own worse enemies. fake tits, artificial nipples and now this.
posted by daddyray at 8:34 PM on September 22, 2000

LMAO! Oh, yeah, REAL natural alright! Gawd! And the inventors will be millionaires, no doubt.
posted by misangela at 9:47 PM on September 22, 2000

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