FridayGossipFilter, Part infinity

January 28, 2005 8:13 PM

Hey kids! Guess who's first cousins with our new Secretary of State? why, it's Vaginal Creme Davis! Juicy tidbits from the multitalented first cousin Ms. Rice would rather you not know about, and who wishes that Ms. Davis wouldn't mention to anyone. Very juicy, and NSFW probably. : >
posted by amberglow (30 comments total)

Must be some kind of Urskek/Skeksis duality dealie like in The Dark Crystal. If there's a Gelfling among us, we need you now.
posted by jonmc at 8:27 PM on January 28, 2005

relation to our friend crash davis?
posted by Krrrlson at 8:28 PM on January 28, 2005

well, Jimmy Carter had Billy and Clinton had Roger, and Bush has Neil...

I'd be proud to call Ms. Davis a relative--she's very famous --and fun.
posted by amberglow at 8:36 PM on January 28, 2005

Vaginal Davis received a Ph.D in psychology from Columbia University in New York.

I love it when smart people are completely nuts.
posted by mosch at 8:37 PM on January 28, 2005

So hawt. Suddenly I have a little more respect for Rice. Just a little. But I would have a lot more respect if she wasn't telling her cousin to ix-nay on the amedropping-nay. (Apologies for my pidgin pig-latin)
posted by loquacious at 8:43 PM on January 28, 2005

Don't we all have vaginal-like relatives?
posted by Juicylicious at 8:52 PM on January 28, 2005

this has got to be a hoax.
posted by stevis at 8:53 PM on January 28, 2005

huh. You people understand the diffrence between being something and claming to be something don't you?
posted by delmoi at 8:53 PM on January 28, 2005

Knowing Vag slightly and being familiar with her unique (to say the least) sense of humor, I'm pretty sure this is meant to be a put-on. I also think she's one of the most underrated twisted geniuses of our time, as anyone who's seen her performances or been to one of the parties (SFW) she hosts in LA can attest. Seriously.

Also, don't miss her Penii of the Stars audio expose (um, NSFW) for even more celebrity gossipy goodness ...
posted by contraposto at 9:08 PM on January 28, 2005

contra, is her stuff about celebs true or no?
posted by amberglow at 9:13 PM on January 28, 2005

I find it hard to believe that Vaginal Davis received a Ph.D in psychology from Columbia University in New York, given her inability to spell.
posted by exlotuseater at 9:49 PM on January 28, 2005

Anyone with a history working as staff in a university setting can attest to the fact that an M.D. or physics/chemistry/geology/pathology/music/art/psychology/architecture Ph.D. *might* face some challenges in the realm of spelling and/or grammar; his/her talents might lie elsewhere. As it is with Miz Davis.
posted by postmodernmillie at 10:51 PM on January 28, 2005

My favorite line is, "Up until now I've been rather nice about it, and black drag queens are rarely nice." Two snaps up in a shock-n-awe formation.
posted by postmodernmillie at 10:59 PM on January 28, 2005

(I'd always wondered who the "Vaginal Creme ___" was that Le Tigre was namechecking)
posted by dhoyt at 11:13 PM on January 28, 2005

Well, there is actually a Le Rosey Swiss boarding school, so kudos on the research, but its scholarship program was only established in 2000. Vaginal Davis is a fabulous, fun, constructed character. A beautiful fiction.

Anyway, here's a kind of nice IHT article on her.
posted by taz at 11:22 PM on January 28, 2005

I've seen Vag's act, and I don't think you'd want to be caught taking her seriously.
But you never know...
posted by 2sheets at 11:24 PM on January 28, 2005

I saw this earlier on the Wonkette. My BS meter is going off. I have a hard time believing this is true.

However, if it is, cool.
posted by jefbla at 11:46 PM on January 28, 2005

I'd like to think that this is true.
posted by paddbear at 2:25 AM on January 29, 2005

Hmmm, there is a sort of eyebrow-related resemblence in that pic on wonkette.....
Nah, it would be too good.
posted by CunningLinguist at 3:54 AM on January 29, 2005

amberglow: I know a lot of celebs show up @ Vag's events, and she is something of an LA club fixture.

But as for all her celeb stories being true or not ... well, I think calling her "a beautiful fiction" as taz did sums it up pretty well.
posted by contraposto at 4:28 AM on January 29, 2005

Consider me duped if so. It's fantastic.
posted by loquacious at 4:50 AM on January 29, 2005

If Dr. Rice wants to keep VCD in the closet, she better have a *beeg* closet.
posted by rdone at 5:31 AM on January 29, 2005

If it ain't true, it oughta be.
posted by RylandDotNet at 6:34 AM on January 29, 2005

I'd like to think that this is true.

Good enough for me. I've therefore decided that it is true. ;-)
posted by 327.ca at 7:00 AM on January 29, 2005

It's funny, therefore true!
posted by hojoki at 9:11 AM on January 29, 2005

rings true enough for me : >
posted by amberglow at 9:12 AM on January 29, 2005

related: You might be a Bush supporter if…
posted by amberglow at 9:45 AM on January 29, 2005

Well, I mean there both black, right, so they must be related?
posted by delmoi at 10:57 AM on January 29, 2005

No relation.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:13 PM on January 29, 2005

I'd give anything for some text wrapping extension action in firefox about now...

I do hope that VCD does some talkshows spouting this, true or not :)
posted by gren at 9:38 PM on January 29, 2005