Plushies are so last week
June 20, 2005 9:47 PM   Subscribe

 
Oh lord. Thanks a lot, DeepFriedTwinkies. I feel dirty having read that.
posted by dersins at 9:56 PM on June 20, 2005


This is a weird fucking world. I love it.
posted by fungible at 9:58 PM on June 20, 2005


Strange, I feel a strong and sudden urge to go have a long crap.
posted by fenriq at 10:03 PM on June 20, 2005


Sorry. I was getting mixed up with Cory Williamson and thought this post was gonna get pulled quick smart, being a double post and all.

(Very well could have been Cory Williamson's site!)
posted by uncanny hengeman at 10:03 PM on June 20, 2005


I can't decide what's stranger -- the captions themselves, or the fact that my brain chose Wallace Shawn's voice to vocalize them in my head.
posted by icosahedral at 10:14 PM on June 20, 2005


MetaFilter: I very like to observe her and touch her inflated belly. It's great!
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 10:15 PM on June 20, 2005


MetaFilter: We're window-peepers in a polymorphously perverse world.
posted by luriete at 10:17 PM on June 20, 2005


whoa completely nuts, bloody crazy, a very psycho.
posted by Viomeda at 10:18 PM on June 20, 2005


Obligatory bunny link.

This is just wrong on so many levels.
posted by dg at 10:20 PM on June 20, 2005


Shoot a bunny three times and call me in the morning.
posted by dreamsign at 10:24 PM on June 20, 2005


I'm gonna ignore the captions and the link to Pregfur, I think. Yes, that's for the best.

Cute and funny, nothing more. A harmless ode to the joy and beauty of pregnant life.

*backs away from keyboard slowly*
posted by mediareport at 10:42 PM on June 20, 2005


Wow. I guess there's nothing wrong with looking...but it does concern me that he wants his dog to be ever-pregnant.
posted by crapulent at 10:44 PM on June 20, 2005


Bravo Skunky! One of the greatest things about the web is the way is shows that your passing thought can be somebody else's entire reason for living.
posted by squalor at 10:49 PM on June 20, 2005


dreamsign said:

Yeah, what the fuck was THAT all about?
posted by rabble at 10:53 PM on June 20, 2005


I need mental floss.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 10:54 PM on June 20, 2005


Here ya go.
posted by soyjoy at 11:16 PM on June 20, 2005


I can't decide what's stranger -- the captions themselves, or the fact that my brain chose Wallace Shawn's voice to vocalize them in my head.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

Oh man. Walp. Time to claw my eyes out.
posted by Sticherbeast at 11:33 PM on June 20, 2005


My big brain has reviewed all the options and prefers to go with: "among the top 10 internet trolls of all time".

*repeats, over and over: it's just a troll, it's just a troll...*
posted by taz at 2:08 AM on June 21, 2005


It might be a troll, but there are so many photos. The amount of effort suggests that it's real even if the fake-sounding captions don't.
posted by Mayor Curley at 3:54 AM on June 21, 2005


ooo...primates!
posted by gorgor_balabala at 5:22 AM on June 21, 2005


I would have read the entire thing, if not for the Rodents page. Bats and rabbits aren't rodents. Clearly if he doesn't love animals enough to figure out that basic fact, he's not worth the effort to read it all through.

At least he doesn't love animals so much that he tries to impregnate them himself and take photos.
posted by caution live frogs at 5:25 AM on June 21, 2005


Is this a self post?
posted by Thayer-P at 6:53 AM on June 21, 2005


Whoa, momma. Just when I thought I'd seen it all. (No pics, but very, VERY NSFW.)
posted by Specklet at 9:54 AM on June 21, 2005


Thank you, Intarweb, for lifting the veil of obscurity that hid all those pregnant animal lovers and kept them from my sight.

Now I must wash my eyeballs and fingers.
posted by tommasz at 2:56 PM on June 21, 2005


Anyone remember how to find that site with all the drawings of Fox-people fellating each other? Google is turning up nothing but topless pics of Samatha Fox.
posted by scarabic at 9:55 AM on June 24, 2005


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