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August 1, 2005 11:08 AM   Subscribe

Office guns. At last, a good use for a laser pointer.
posted by mr_crash_davis (12 comments total)
This is why I wear glasses.
posted by buzzman at 11:18 AM on August 1, 2005

I'd rather just mount one of these babies on my desk.
posted by cyphill at 11:21 AM on August 1, 2005

Its all funny until someone ends up with a Bic pen stuck in their eye. And then its only funny if its the jerk in the office who ends up with the pen sticking out of his face.

When I was in high school, we invented a thumbtack blowgun with an amazing range. I could stick a thumbtack into a board or butt from more than thirty feet! And I never put out someone's eye (with the thumbtack gun at least, BB guns are another story, remember to wear eye protection kids!).
posted by fenriq at 11:35 AM on August 1, 2005

Hey, that's the way Tex Avery lost his eye!
posted by elgilito at 11:42 AM on August 1, 2005

If I'm not firing one shot of water in a random ballistic arc, I prefer my marshmellow pipe gun.
posted by Smedleyman at 11:44 AM on August 1, 2005

AWESOME!!!! People in offices rule!!!
posted by slimslowslider at 11:56 AM on August 1, 2005

Never, ever look into the front of the gun. It will put your eye out at the first chance it gets.
Thanks, mr_crash_davis!
posted by safetyfork at 12:44 PM on August 1, 2005

I like the pointer as lasersight, and I love the pictures of the pencil through the can.
posted by OmieWise at 1:01 PM on August 1, 2005

damn, mr_crash_davis, I work at home alone now. Where were your links when I had malevolent and annoying coworkers, heh?

nice to see you posting and hanging out here again, mcd - wasn't the same here without ya!
posted by madamjujujive at 4:21 PM on August 1, 2005

posted by benkolb at 5:55 PM on August 1, 2005

Its all funny until someone ends up with a Bic pen stuck in their eye.

Then it's hilarious.
posted by deusdiabolus at 4:24 AM on August 2, 2005

Yes, but does it beat a poke in the eye with a sharp Bic?
posted by nlindstrom at 2:16 PM on August 2, 2005

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