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September 16, 2005 2:54 AM   Subscribe

Fed up with paying exorbitant prices for fuel? Try Petrol Direct - fuel delivered straight to your door!
posted by bap98189 (6 comments total)
"Just in case you are American, or drive a Suzuki..."
posted by birdherder at 3:09 AM on September 16, 2005

This is a parody site and not really that funny.
posted by grouse at 3:39 AM on September 16, 2005

Ah man! Finally, I thought I'd be able to power my Romulan Bird of Prey. That damn pointy eared dealer said I'd get free antimatter for a year to power the singularity, and then the son of a bitch leaves the planet!

Feh. Next time I'm buying Ferengi. At least they know how to make money.
posted by Talanvor at 4:02 AM on September 16, 2005

Ordering from us is safe and easy! Just enter the desired quantity of the fuel you need, and we'll package it up and send it to you in the post, first class, delivered straight through your letterbox. No hassle. No worries.

Yeah - this is what gave it away to me... As they say "There's no parody in your parody"...
posted by benzo8 at 6:43 AM on September 16, 2005

Can I get dead cats delivered to power my fusion generator?
posted by blue_beetle at 7:09 AM on September 16, 2005

Mailman, d'you have a light?
posted by kika at 9:15 PM on September 16, 2005

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