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November 8, 2005 9:32 PM   Subscribe

Beware, friends, of the seriously over priced Neiman-Marcus cookies, so why not make your own? Take back your cookies and impress your guests this Thanksgiving. Wash it down with some PepsiBlue!
posted by wheelieman (35 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: ye olde completely debunked urban legend



 
link goes to a live journal, feel fre to kill this post, just standing up for the little man.
posted by wheelieman at 9:33 PM on November 8, 2005


You have got to be kidding us.
posted by fandango_matt at 9:34 PM on November 8, 2005


Psst...look here.
posted by jrossi4r at 9:35 PM on November 8, 2005


You're not standing up for the little man, you're spreading a false urban legend.

dammit, Jrossi4r beat em to it.
posted by piratebowling at 9:36 PM on November 8, 2005


*stifles laughter*
posted by keswick at 9:36 PM on November 8, 2005


I think it's funny that the recipe linked is different from the actual one...
posted by mrg at 9:40 PM on November 8, 2005


This is the single stupidest act I've seen in the history of metafilter. Congratulations, wheelie, this is fucking legendary. I'd email you to congratulate you, but I'm busy forwarding emails on behalf of Bill Gates, who is going to give me five cents for each one. Christ you're dumb.
posted by jonson at 9:41 PM on November 8, 2005


This...is AWESOME.
posted by docpops at 9:42 PM on November 8, 2005


Wheelieman ... is AWESOME.
posted by docpops at 9:42 PM on November 8, 2005


I likes me some cookies.
posted by docpops at 9:43 PM on November 8, 2005


I thought he was making fun of livejournal users for being so easily duped. But... no, I think you're right.

Can't talk long, though -- I have to go finish the writeup for my post about the green card lottery!
posted by verb at 9:44 PM on November 8, 2005


That's awesome. Leave it up.
posted by metaculpa at 9:44 PM on November 8, 2005


GIT R DONE.
posted by basicchannel at 9:44 PM on November 8, 2005



posted by fandango_matt at 9:44 PM on November 8, 2005


Make Money Fast
posted by nearlife at 9:45 PM on November 8, 2005


MY NIPPLES EXPLODE WITH DELIGHT
posted by docpops at 9:46 PM on November 8, 2005


I kiss you!
posted by metaculpa at 9:47 PM on November 8, 2005


If you've never eaten a nieman marcus cookie while holding onto the dorsal fins of a Luck Dragon for dear life, you've not yet begun to live.
posted by freshwater_pr0n at 9:47 PM on November 8, 2005


This is the single stupidest act I've seen in the history of metafilter.

Oh, this isn't even in the top 50.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 9:47 PM on November 8, 2005


"Ma, the fella from the rural electrification department just got here with the Internet wire!"

posted by planetkyoto at 9:48 PM on November 8, 2005


Edits his profile with the same eye for quality, as well.
posted by basicchannel at 9:51 PM on November 8, 2005



posted by iloveit at 9:52 PM on November 8, 2005


entire thread redeemed by the photo of the pug
posted by jonson at 9:54 PM on November 8, 2005


if this post had genitals....
posted by Jeremy at 9:54 PM on November 8, 2005


Man, and the annoying thing is that no one can tell the LJ user how dumb she is because her commenting is friends only. BAH.
posted by piratebowling at 9:54 PM on November 8, 2005


IS IT INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY AGAIN?!!11!!1 YAY!!!1!1!!11
posted by numlok at 9:54 PM on November 8, 2005


Oh, this isn't even in the top 50.

At least in the top 46,508.
posted by LeLiLo at 9:56 PM on November 8, 2005


Everlasting September strikes againcontinues to strike...
posted by benzo8 at 9:58 PM on November 8, 2005



posted by numlok at 9:59 PM on November 8, 2005


DEAR SIR,

GREETING TO YOUR MY DEAR FRIEND. MY NAME IS PETER BOLLTON. I AM WRITING TO YOU CONCERNING EGYPTIAN AIR FLIGHT 990. I AM THE PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO DR. MBOTO MUSUKE, WHO DIDE ON THAT FLIGHT. MR. MUSUKE DESIGNATED ME THE HEIR TO HIS FORTUNE BUT, AS HIS BANK ACCOUNT IS IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, I AM UNABLE TO ACCESS IT MYSELF.

NOT ONLY CAN I OFFER YOU THE SUM OF 4,000,000 US DOLLARS FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE, I CAN ALSO OFFER YOU A RECIPE FOR NEIMAN MARCUS COOKIES. ALL I WILL NEED IS A CHECK OF 10,000 DOLLARS US IN ORDER TO INITIATE A TRANSFER, AND A BAG OF TOLL HOUSE COOKIES.

PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU CAN BE OF ASSISTANCE IN YOUR REPLY.

SINCERELY,
PETER BOLLTON
posted by thecaddy at 9:59 PM on November 8, 2005


MetaFilter: Just Standing Up For The Little Man.
posted by fandango_matt at 10:00 PM on November 8, 2005


What's this about?
posted by furiousthought at 10:01 PM on November 8, 2005


DEER PETER,

PLEASE SEND SLICE OF DELICIOUS NIGERIAN YELLOWCAKE AS PROOF OF GOOD FAITH.

LUV,
INTERNET
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 10:02 PM on November 8, 2005


dont mess with the ritz bits, wheat thins, saltines and triscuits
matsos, and cheeze-its
catch sugar fits every time he see a nice pair of chips ahoy
double chocolate chunk
something with a bubble in the junk in the trunk
even the oreo no matter what the weather
always kept it dipped in milk and stuck together
in the game be shameless, even uses a code name fameous amos
cheaper than a short stay at the days in
and good like 25 cent oatmeal raisins
give it up to whoever invented the camera
neverminded the ginger bread men or the grandmas
shhh... make sure she dont wake from her dream
chill and get caught with a hand full of cream filled..
posted by kosem at 10:02 PM on November 8, 2005


Now that I've seen the recipe, who do I pay $250 to?
posted by mazola at 10:02 PM on November 8, 2005


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