Sweetbread Jesus

May 30, 2006 10:55 PM

1. Discover image of Christ on your food
2. Alert the media
3. ???
4. Profit.
posted by jonson (31 comments total)

brilliant.
posted by shoepal at 10:59 PM on May 30, 2006

The brilliant part is that they apparently only sell them in sets of two. Why on earth you'd need the redundant one is beyond me.
posted by jonson at 11:02 PM on May 30, 2006

To give as a gift!
posted by TwelveTwo at 11:07 PM on May 30, 2006

One for fryin', one for hittin'.
posted by hoborg at 11:08 PM on May 30, 2006

"image of christ found on face of bludgeoned hobo"
posted by jonson at 11:09 PM on May 30, 2006

1. Discover image of Christ on your food
2. Alert the media
3. ???
3. Post about it on Metafilter.
4. Profit.

I kid. Great post, thanks!
posted by Effigy2000 at 11:24 PM on May 30, 2006

If they had biblical/economic sense, they would be selling them in sets of three.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:31 PM on May 30, 2006

If they had biblical/economic sense, they would be selling them in sets of three.

No, silly - the holy ghost is inside every piece of toast; it need not be found engraved upon it. And also, it's probably good to have two images of the son, since the Father tends to take them back after the 3-day warranty is up.

Goingtohell.
posted by metaculpa at 11:36 PM on May 30, 2006

one for hittin'

Big fucking Jesus welt right on your cheek. Rad.
posted by eyeballkid at 11:38 PM on May 30, 2006

Best string of comments, evar.
posted by pkingdesign at 12:34 AM on May 31, 2006

Yeah, I have to give an A to the post and an A+ to the comments.

Thanks a hobo (who' bunch')
posted by BlackLeotardFront at 1:01 AM on May 31, 2006

Sweet. New meaning to "the body of Christ, broken for you..."
posted by salvia at 1:13 AM on May 31, 2006

Wake me when they have a Mohhamad cartoon version.
posted by lenny70 at 1:15 AM on May 31, 2006

Thrift stores everywhere will never run out of these.
posted by saysthis at 1:30 AM on May 31, 2006

They should sponsor the If The Earth Were a Sandwich project.
posted by shoepal at 1:34 AM on May 31, 2006

Oh. My. God. Jesus Grilled-Cheesing Christ In Teflon. That is so hot.

I believe my Christmas shopping is finished.
posted by chicobangs at 3:05 AM on May 31, 2006

a good overview of the other recent edible simulacra.
posted by kaytwo at 3:22 AM on May 31, 2006

Fabulous! I'm saving this for the next time the subject arises.

Et cum spiri TUTU-oh
posted by bim at 3:49 AM on May 31, 2006

Jesus Christ on a Grilled Cheese Sandwhich, what will they think of next!
posted by eriko at 4:26 AM on May 31, 2006

If they only sell them in pairs, I'd think they'd make the other one with Satan on it...

"see kids, that's Satan right there on your pancakes - a sure sign you're going to hell - you'd better behave..."
posted by blaneyphoto at 4:50 AM on May 31, 2006

You just know that someone, somewhere is going to come into an ER with a brand from a hot Christ skillet somewhere on their body.


"They must have a copy of the headpiece!"
posted by mrmojoflying at 5:11 AM on May 31, 2006

He fried for all our sins.
posted by brain_drain at 5:40 AM on May 31, 2006

Metafilter: Holy ghost in your slice of toast
posted by robzster1977 at 6:12 AM on May 31, 2006

Thank god. I really need something like this.
posted by OmieWise at 6:20 AM on May 31, 2006

Why on earth you'd need the redundant one is beyond me.

When testing, always mount a scratch Jesus.
posted by eriko at 6:41 AM on May 31, 2006

brain_drain: He fried for all our sins.

That just made my day. Thanks you.
posted by RobertFrost at 8:49 AM on May 31, 2006

Jesus turns batter into breakfast.
posted by obol at 10:54 AM on May 31, 2006

A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Son-of-Manwich is a meal.
posted by maryh at 11:53 AM on May 31, 2006

maryh-That was good.
posted by OmieWise at 12:13 PM on May 31, 2006

In Jesus' pan we spray, Amen.
posted by bmxGirl at 2:00 PM on May 31, 2006

Damn...first class punsters to a head.
posted by mrmojoflying at 6:39 AM on June 1, 2006