An interview with Sam and Zak

January 29, 2001 10:34 AM

An interview with Sam and Zak about the shit (parson the pun) they've smoked throughout their lives. Only gets funnier the more you read. Seriously. [Danke: Boing Boing]
posted by ookamaka (20 comments total)

Definitely my favorite part:

Cheryl: Do you get a lot of hits to your head?

Zak: Yeah.

Cheryl: How?

Zak: All sorts of ways. Been in car accidents and fallen out of trees and been punched in the head and slammed my head through doors and walls and stuff.
posted by ookamaka at 10:36 AM on January 29, 2001

My favorite:

Cheryl: What's smoking PCP like?

Zak: It's like the whole world is rushing through a straw and you've poked a hole in the side and there's a tiny bubble coming out but it's actually like cycling liquid the whole time, you know, but it's not dripping down, and you're in that little bubble.

Oh man! I need some of that! Where do I get this stuff? This is what's been missing from my life. IN THE BUBBLE! Oh yeah!
posted by y6y6y6 at 10:40 AM on January 29, 2001

ookamaka, you left out the next comment which I thought was hilarious.

Had punching competitions. Like who can punch each other as hard as they can in the head and still like it.

posted by milnak at 10:57 AM on January 29, 2001

yeah, lol, I figured I should leave that as a surprise, heh.
posted by ookamaka at 11:04 AM on January 29, 2001

Um... who're Sam and Zak?
posted by endquote at 11:29 AM on January 29, 2001

Mine: I would say to smoke the top parts of it first and probably the bottom last. Or I would maybe even scrape off the stuff on the bottom and smoke that first.
posted by jpoulos at 11:40 AM on January 29, 2001

Um... who're Sam and Zak?

From the top of the article: "Sam and Zak (see photo, below) are members of Mysophilia, a death-metal band based in Florida."

In other words, they're nobody, but they're pretty funny.
posted by kindall at 11:46 AM on January 29, 2001

I miss OpenLetters.
posted by waxpancake at 11:58 AM on January 29, 2001

There should have been a warning with that, something like "Warning: you will make milk come out your nose from laughing so hard"
posted by Razzle Bathbone at 12:24 PM on January 29, 2001

So when cows laugh, does milk come out their nose?
posted by netbros at 12:42 PM on January 29, 2001

Only if they're drinking milk. From out of another cow.
posted by sonofsamiam at 12:46 PM on January 29, 2001

this was excerpted in harper's a few months back, you know. and i have been wondering 'does the web make that part of harper's obsolete?' for some time now, but i guess memes spread at different rates.
posted by maura at 12:58 PM on January 29, 2001

Boy that article was funny. No wait, it wasn't — it was lame. I'd kill to be easily entertained.
posted by Dark Messiah at 1:11 PM on January 29, 2001

I guess you're too moody and dark and weighted down w/ serious issues an' stuff.
posted by sonofsamiam at 1:13 PM on January 29, 2001

Or you never knew anyone like Zak or Sam. Me, I've known SO MANY people like that. . .
posted by norm at 2:04 PM on January 29, 2001

He was far too busy trolling through these threads to be entertained...
posted by jpoulos at 2:38 PM on January 29, 2001

I was just wondering .. what is the difference between drinking a guy's urine and a girls urine? .. for Sam & Zak that is ...
posted by loong at 4:39 PM on January 29, 2001

I also know people like the moronic due of Sam and Zak. They, however, don't bore me to tears with stories of their drug-fueled antics.

Serious issues my ass, I just don't want inane stories and politics. Is that too much to ask?

Last I checked, it was my right to not like something and then voice my opinion...
posted by Dark Messiah at 6:36 PM on January 29, 2001

Last I checked, you could post a different topic, if you wanted.
posted by sonofsamiam at 8:39 PM on January 29, 2001

Or you could not bother reading stuff you're not interested in.
posted by jpoulos at 7:53 AM on January 30, 2001