March 13, 2007 3:23 PM Subscribe
128 Fluid Reasons to Jump Off the Wagon "I eagerly intercepted the UPS man bringing my Tuscan Whole Milk. Milk from Tuscany! Whole milk of the ilk that nourished the likes of Michelangelo and Leonardo da Vinci! This whole milk would have to increase my creativity and intelligence, and I might pick up some Italian along the way. But alas, after drinking several 128 fl oz jugs of the "white vino" of Tuscany, I'm no more creative and my Italian still sounds like loud, slow English." The customer images aren't bad either.
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