Hello ladies.
February 28, 2001 6:25 PM   Subscribe

Hello ladies.
posted by holloway (30 comments total)
 
That's a woman in drag. No man has skin like that.
posted by Steven Den Beste at 6:30 PM on February 28, 2001


That's the weakest Mahir ripoff I've ever seen.
posted by mathowie at 6:34 PM on February 28, 2001


I may be mistaken, but that picture looks like it's been photoshopped to no end, and then some.

Either someone got trigger happy with the airbrush tool, or (s?)he is wearing a heck of a lot of makeup.
posted by tomorama at 6:35 PM on February 28, 2001


His "vehicles" page shows pictures of different expensive cars that he claims are his. One was taken at the dealership "before he bought it". He notes that some people have accused the pictures of his sports cars as fakes, so he took more pictures from different angles and added the words "Property of Asian Prince" to the pictures.

Now call me crazy, but if they're really his cars and he really wants to prove they're his, wouldn't it be even easier to simply have one of his many sexy friends take a picture of him sitting in the car?
posted by tomorama at 6:45 PM on February 28, 2001


Woah, deja vu. I got this page as a search result last week, and was scared witless.
posted by pnevares at 6:51 PM on February 28, 2001


Wow. Don't miss out on the Music page! His blockbuster 'Give It Up' will undoubtedly be all over the airwaves soon. "It's a rap song that I wrote. I was inspired to write it after dating a black women."
posted by Neb at 7:09 PM on February 28, 2001


WTF were you searching for?!? ;)
posted by yangwar at 7:10 PM on February 28, 2001


Now THAT is some bouncin' and behavin' hair.
posted by shauna at 7:11 PM on February 28, 2001


This page seems to be the same idea as one I saw a long time ago, but it was of an older, very short ugly guy. Everything was pretty much the same, he had lots of money blah blah. Wish I could find the URL.
posted by swank6 at 7:44 PM on February 28, 2001


His house is too large to photograph.
posted by websavvy at 7:59 PM on February 28, 2001


swank I know exactly the one you mean-- the guy looked like Tattoo, right? It had a lot of the same copy but not the same exact set-up, no music for one thing.
posted by chaz at 8:08 PM on February 28, 2001


No longer will my loins burn for Wayne Newton. Now they burn for you Wo-Hen!!!!!!!!!!
posted by ttrendel at 8:13 PM on February 28, 2001


yangwar, i have no idea now. i checked google, and it can't find any pages that link to this page. damn.
posted by pnevares at 8:42 PM on February 28, 2001


pnevares: I got this page as a search result last week, and was scared...

yangwar: WTF were you searching for?!?

Obviously...

AsianPrince213: If you're looking for someone who has a stable life, I'm the one you're looking for!
posted by jpoulos at 8:58 PM on February 28, 2001


drat! revealed!!
posted by pnevares at 9:02 PM on February 28, 2001


Astroturf. But for what?
posted by dhartung at 9:04 PM on February 28, 2001


C'mon, folks, it's not nice to talk about my dad like that.
posted by Wizzle at 9:30 PM on February 28, 2001


His name is Tuan Anh. You can buy his music here.
posted by shinybeast at 9:47 PM on February 28, 2001


swank I know exactly the one you mean-- the guy looked like Tattoo, right? It had a lot of the same copy but not the same exact set-up, no music for one thing.

I saw that one too! Lots of jewelry, hair brushed forward, with a title like, "Male Asian whore for hire." I'm searching for him now.
posted by brownpau at 10:14 PM on February 28, 2001


Ooooh -- vans!

A princess loves vans.
posted by amanda at 10:39 PM on February 28, 2001


All your SEX are belong to me!!!
posted by blackholebrain at 11:25 PM on February 28, 2001


Gee, your hair smells terrific.
posted by methylsalicylate at 2:17 AM on March 1, 2001


what ever happened to the white glove?
posted by brian at 4:47 AM on March 1, 2001


swank6, was this the page you were talking about? It was a short, kinda chunky guy with bad jewelry, casting about for a bit of good lovin'. Unfortunately, the pics seem to have disappeared, so there's only a little text left - but I think in terms of low-tech cheese, this guy had it all over this new bouffant-boy.

Whoops. Bit more searching reveals a cached version. He's all man, ladies.
posted by captainfez at 6:21 AM on March 1, 2001


Another viral marketing meme?
posted by mecran01 at 6:22 AM on March 1, 2001


The dude totally looks like he got kicked out of DeBarge for being too prissy. Really. He looks like a poodle.

Did you look at the Possible Dates page? There's the shot of Screech from Saved by the Bell, and Urkel, and Blossom (Blossom!) and what look like a bunch of frat-prank shots.

Only one of those pictures looks legit at all. (Poor gal.)

If this is a marketing meme, what the hell could they possibly be selling?
posted by chicobangs at 11:22 AM on March 1, 2001


You think this guys a winner, check out Super Greg #1. Make sure you also see his Worldwide video debut as well, 27 seconds of OMG.
posted by Brilliantcrank at 11:37 AM on March 1, 2001


gsxl, the sad truth about supergreg lies here.
posted by Hackworth at 11:44 AM on March 1, 2001


Not that that makes productions like The Interactive Super Greg any less fun. :-)
posted by youhas at 1:31 PM on March 1, 2001


captainfez, that's the one. :)
posted by swank6 at 6:03 PM on March 1, 2001


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