March 28, 2001 11:54 PM   Subscribe -- three cheers for ungrammatical religious intolerance! (check out the links on the sidebars)
posted by lia (24 comments total)
naive art is so unbelieveably cool. the clip art alone hits 10 on my pop culture richter scale.
posted by patricking at 12:10 AM on March 29, 2001

I'm just glad they included a link for Whoremongers. On the Internet, nobody knows you're a pimp.
posted by Outlawyr at 5:55 AM on March 29, 2001

Wow, they even referenced a book of the Bible called "Hos!"
posted by aaron at 6:22 AM on March 29, 2001

YES! This is the coolest site! I especially love the rotting/buring zombie at the bottom, with the caption ""I should have listened and accepted Jesus.. now all I do is burn in this PIT as a carcase [sic] form I have become!"

Also, the link for "Perverts and Other Sickos" is very valuable. "Hmmmm...I'm not really a pervert, but I am pretty much a sicko...Oh! There's the link for me!"
posted by jpoulos at 6:24 AM on March 29, 2001

I'm just glad they included a link for Whoremongers.

Apparently whoremongers will have to endure an eternity of 404 errors.
posted by darren at 6:26 AM on March 29, 2001

Hey, I'll admit that I jockeyed around the links...but the real aim was to click on Whoremongers. Don't we all have a little bit of whoremonger in us?

BTW, thanks for the links to the MDIs. If I close my eyes I can imagine the organist in church playing The Dope Show.
posted by Stretch at 6:47 AM on March 29, 2001

Could someone define whoremonger? Is it a synonym for "whore", or is it someone who frequents them? Or are pimps "whoremongers"?

Just trying to get the career goals section of my college application in order....
posted by darren at 7:21 AM on March 29, 2001

I've poked around this site quite a bit, out of morbid curiosity, and I think two people (at least) write for it.

Compare the somewhat disjointed, punctuation challenged, and frantic ramblings of the Homosexuals click here page:

GOD melted them into nothingness.. to this day they still are finding burnt up bones where Sodom and Gomorrah use to be.. after they melted into ash.. their spiritual body's were injected into a PIT in HELL and they are still screaming and scratching at the sides of their pits as you read this. Why? because they did not obey GODS law.

to the relatively lucid prose on the Wicca/Pagan click here page:

In their attempts to dissociate themselves from Satanism, Wiccans have tended to distort their own history. Wicca and Satanism are indeed very distinct religious categories. But there are some intimate historical ties between the two, as even some Wiccan scholars are finally starting to admit. See, for example, Aidan Kelly's book Crafting the Art of Magic (pp.21-22, 25-26, and 176).

My favorite part of the site is the surly cartoon girl on the front page who says, "Big deal! I'm Bi-sexual and I take my clothes off for money!" I'm waiting for the "Bisexual and take your clothes off for money click here" 404 page.
posted by jennyb at 7:43 AM on March 29, 2001

All your ungrammatical religious intolerance, whoremongering, and Wicca/Pagan activity are belong to satan.
posted by Hankins at 7:47 AM on March 29, 2001

Many of the lower left links aren't working.
posted by Taken Outtacontext at 8:02 AM on March 29, 2001

Whoremongering is pimping. Fishmongers sell fish, you see...

Loosely, it also means "voting Democratic".
posted by dhartung at 8:04 AM on March 29, 2001

We're all goin' to hell.


And I'm voting democrat in the next election, too.
posted by SpecialK at 8:08 AM on March 29, 2001

I think two people (at least) write for it.

I get the sense that a lot of this text is ripped from pre-existing texts...It's probably the literature that circulates around this guy's church group.
posted by jpoulos at 8:38 AM on March 29, 2001

wow, after reading the page telling people how to argue against an atheist, i feel very certain i could make someone cry who tried to used it against Me. Heh.
posted by th3ph17 at 8:55 AM on March 29, 2001

a quick whois led here... weird stuff. I hope they are joking. Is he a minister or is he mafia?
posted by th3ph17 at 8:58 AM on March 29, 2001

The line drawing of the faceless person with "I NEED JESUS" written on their shirt is a scan of God from a Jack Chick tract (the slogan was added later). How weird is that?
posted by dithered at 9:07 AM on March 29, 2001

Did y'all hear the "Screams from Hell" on a deeper page? Realaudio link (excerpt from Art Bell radio show) here. It's linked to from this page:
posted by kokogiak at 10:06 AM on March 29, 2001

Street preaching in NYC explains a lot. I wonder what sins the creators of this site are guilty of. They should let us know which links they have to click on.

Amusing in its own way. Everyone has a hobby I guess.
posted by a3matrix at 10:18 AM on March 29, 2001

Anybody know of Wesley Willis? This guy sounds like what would happen if Wesley Willis was born again and decided to start a website.

Right down to the bad keyboard music, bad grammar, and priceless quotes like "you will not be laughing when you get dumped in a PIT."
posted by amoeba at 11:17 AM on March 29, 2001

This site is just beautiful--did anyone notice the mailto link near the top? I just happened to mouse over it, and completely lost it. ""

Oh, man.
posted by Skot at 11:28 AM on March 29, 2001

Anybody know of Wesley Willis?

"Jesus whips a monkey-lovin' atheist's ass!"

For those unfamiliar with Mr. Willis: his lyrics
posted by jpoulos at 11:29 AM on March 29, 2001

i thought i was downloading a radiohead&pink floyd version of "hey joe" mp3 earlier today and it turned out to be Wesley Willis instead. Kind of bummed me out--"Rock and roll mcdonalds".
posted by th3ph17 at 1:21 PM on March 29, 2001

Awesome!! There's a "Hellbound of the Month!"
posted by phichens at 8:00 PM on March 29, 2001

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