In a time of distrust, what the world needs is......
November 14, 2007 9:43 PM Subscribe
i can't believe they exposed the candle wax thing for southpaws. curses!
posted by CitizenD at 10:06 PM on November 14, 2007
posted by CitizenD at 10:06 PM on November 14, 2007
I feel like I just sat through some racial sensitivity college orientation skit.
posted by Taargus Taargus at 10:08 PM on November 14, 2007
posted by Taargus Taargus at 10:08 PM on November 14, 2007
Someone has been smoking skittles, and it ain't me. Dude. WTF?
posted by ninazer0 at 10:09 PM on November 14, 2007
posted by ninazer0 at 10:09 PM on November 14, 2007
In Albania All Judges Have Been Replaced With Magic 8-Balls
Hey, it's still better then Texas
Okay, this pretty much kicks all ass. Your ass. It has been kicked by this.
posted by ook at 10:28 PM on November 14, 2007 [2 favorites]
Hey, it's still better then Texas
Okay, this pretty much kicks all ass. Your ass. It has been kicked by this.
posted by ook at 10:28 PM on November 14, 2007 [2 favorites]
Latinos Can't Lose the Remote Control
I am Latina + I can't remember ever losing the remote = ongthisstereotypeistrue!
I lose my keys all the time, though.
posted by DrGirlfriend at 10:33 PM on November 14, 2007 [1 favorite]
I am Latina + I can't remember ever losing the remote = ongthisstereotypeistrue!
I lose my keys all the time, though.
posted by DrGirlfriend at 10:33 PM on November 14, 2007 [1 favorite]
One of the stereotypes should be: Every snarky Mefite can be softened up by simplistic drawings. Because I loved thid.
posted by allen.spaulding at 10:44 PM on November 14, 2007
posted by allen.spaulding at 10:44 PM on November 14, 2007
I was skeptical at first.
Then I got to the Belgians From Crabs drawing and cracked up.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 10:59 PM on November 14, 2007
Then I got to the Belgians From Crabs drawing and cracked up.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 10:59 PM on November 14, 2007
Yay! I figured sooner or later my site would be discovered =)
posted by Jezztek at 11:00 PM on November 14, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by Jezztek at 11:00 PM on November 14, 2007 [1 favorite]
Finally, my difficulties as a Catholic Canadian of Belgian decent are being recognized.
No "I'ts funny 'cuz it's true!" tag?
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 11:05 PM on November 14, 2007
No "I'ts funny 'cuz it's true!" tag?
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 11:05 PM on November 14, 2007
These were great.
posted by cmgonzalez at 11:10 PM on November 14, 2007
posted by cmgonzalez at 11:10 PM on November 14, 2007
Oh, and the skittles one is loosely based on a true story.
posted by Jezztek at 11:12 PM on November 14, 2007
posted by Jezztek at 11:12 PM on November 14, 2007
Ha! The maori one is inspired.
Great work, MeFi's own Jezztek!
posted by cowbellemoo at 11:25 PM on November 14, 2007
Great work, MeFi's own Jezztek!
posted by cowbellemoo at 11:25 PM on November 14, 2007
This is at least 1000 x better than "beans with guns."
posted by kowalski at 1:02 AM on November 15, 2007 [3 favorites]
posted by kowalski at 1:02 AM on November 15, 2007 [3 favorites]
This is awesome. Bookmarked and added to my daily internet > work routine.
posted by slimepuppy at 1:29 AM on November 15, 2007
posted by slimepuppy at 1:29 AM on November 15, 2007
If this were true, I would not be at all surprised.
posted by Faint of Butt at 2:49 AM on November 15, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by Faint of Butt at 2:49 AM on November 15, 2007 [1 favorite]
"Eskimos Never Invented Sitting" is fantastic.
posted by creasy boy at 4:34 AM on November 15, 2007
posted by creasy boy at 4:34 AM on November 15, 2007
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/36752
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 5:03 AM on November 15, 2007
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 5:03 AM on November 15, 2007
Okay, I couldn't help chuckling at the David Hasslehoff one.
posted by hadjiboy at 5:27 AM on November 15, 2007
posted by hadjiboy at 5:27 AM on November 15, 2007
clever. nice work.
posted by dong_resin at 6:29 AM on November 15, 2007
posted by dong_resin at 6:29 AM on November 15, 2007
The White people can breathe underwater one is great.
posted by chunking express at 6:58 AM on November 15, 2007
posted by chunking express at 6:58 AM on November 15, 2007
The part about New Yorkers and their rich vocabulary of profanity is totally fucking true.
posted by tommasz at 8:14 AM on November 15, 2007
posted by tommasz at 8:14 AM on November 15, 2007
Oops, I think I posted too soon. The amorphia apparel site might not be him. Apologies.
posted by shothotbot at 8:18 AM on November 15, 2007
posted by shothotbot at 8:18 AM on November 15, 2007
Gay People Poop Marshmallows
Marshmallows that smell like roses. True fact.
Everyday, at Exactly Noon, Every Single Polynesian Goes Cross-Eyed
I'm only part Polynesian, so only one eye goes weird. Freaks people the fuck out.
Ah, good times!
posted by rtha at 8:40 AM on November 15, 2007
Marshmallows that smell like roses. True fact.
Everyday, at Exactly Noon, Every Single Polynesian Goes Cross-Eyed
I'm only part Polynesian, so only one eye goes weird. Freaks people the fuck out.
Ah, good times!
posted by rtha at 8:40 AM on November 15, 2007
Actually... funny!
posted by Ricky_gr10 at 8:57 AM on November 15, 2007
posted by Ricky_gr10 at 8:57 AM on November 15, 2007
Sometimes it feels like the work of Sisyphus.
WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP FUCKING PICKING ON THE BELGIANS??!!?
posted by Meatbomb at 9:00 AM on November 15, 2007 [1 favorite]
WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP FUCKING PICKING ON THE BELGIANS??!!?
posted by Meatbomb at 9:00 AM on November 15, 2007 [1 favorite]
Lo, I have added riches to your coffers, Jezztek. I really like your apparel for my sons. And excellent work on the stereotypes, too!
posted by misha at 9:03 AM on November 15, 2007
posted by misha at 9:03 AM on November 15, 2007
Jezztek, your clothes are awesome. just bought two shirts.
posted by rooftop secrets at 10:39 AM on November 15, 2007
posted by rooftop secrets at 10:39 AM on November 15, 2007
Awesome. Fantastic work, Jezztek, and thanks lalochezia for posting this.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 11:41 AM on November 15, 2007
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 11:41 AM on November 15, 2007
This is great. I have to try slipping one of these into straight faced discussion. Truly inconsistent stereotypes that change daily would really kick the bottom off from normal ones. Also as people are bored with me evangelizing about QI, so these would sink as just another odd factoid from there.
posted by Free word order! at 12:01 PM on November 15, 2007
posted by Free word order! at 12:01 PM on November 15, 2007
Exactly, Fwo!. I'm gonna do the exact same thing. I can't remember who said it, but I read on MeFi yesterday (yes I'm that forgetful) that the ultimate mindfuck is to start messing with someone's head, then stop doing it and not tell them. The same thing would go for the guy always spouting clever factoids silently segueing into I'll-believe-it-because-it's-you utter nonsense.
This should prove to be entertaining at upcoming parties and the like. Thanks again, Jezztek.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 12:22 PM on November 15, 2007
This should prove to be entertaining at upcoming parties and the like. Thanks again, Jezztek.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 12:22 PM on November 15, 2007
The daughter of my Mormon director in high school once told me with a face full of glee that "Girls poop roses!"
This terrified me.
Next time I see her I'm going to ask if she wants some marshmallows.
posted by Esoquo at 2:58 PM on November 15, 2007
This terrified me.
Next time I see her I'm going to ask if she wants some marshmallows.
posted by Esoquo at 2:58 PM on November 15, 2007
Now I know why hot pockets taste foreign to me...
posted by Unicorn on the cob at 11:17 AM on November 16, 2007
posted by Unicorn on the cob at 11:17 AM on November 16, 2007
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