Not Chuck Norris-ist.
June 17, 2008 4:57 AM Subscribe
The answer is Chuck Todd. The question is irrelevant.
When Kos and the Doughy Pantload agree on something, you know you are in the presence of greatness. Plus, he quotes SCIENCE.
When Kos and the Doughy Pantload agree on something, you know you are in the presence of greatness. Plus, he quotes SCIENCE.
This post was deleted for the following reason: Yet Another Norris Quote Thing, and pretty meh at that. Sorry, Chuck. -- cortex
Would this be funny if I knew who Chuck Todd is? I sort of doubt it.
posted by jack_mo at 5:07 AM on June 17, 2008
posted by jack_mo at 5:07 AM on June 17, 2008
If the question is Chuck Todd, then it would seem the answer is irrelevant.
posted by strawberryviagra at 5:09 AM on June 17, 2008
posted by strawberryviagra at 5:09 AM on June 17, 2008
Fact: Chuck Norris could beat the meme out of Chuck Todd.
posted by sexymofo at 5:11 AM on June 17, 2008
posted by sexymofo at 5:11 AM on June 17, 2008
The answer is Chuck Todd. The question iS OH GOD WHEN WILL IT STOP PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
posted by 2or3whiskeysodas at 5:14 AM on June 17, 2008
posted by 2or3whiskeysodas at 5:14 AM on June 17, 2008
Is the question irrelevant because it seems a bit too soon to talk about Russert's replacement and still be respectful?
posted by wabbittwax at 5:16 AM on June 17, 2008
posted by wabbittwax at 5:16 AM on June 17, 2008
Q: You and your two friends, Bob and Todd, are taking a ride in a hot air balloon when an unlikely fault develops in the gas burner. You are the only person aboard who knows how to operate the complex burner system, Bob is the least technically proficient but is a clear 3 stone lighter than Todd - who has the benefit of being a well liked and talented news journalist. Do you throw Bob or Todd out of the balloon?
Hey! It's true!
posted by Jofus at 5:21 AM on June 17, 2008 [1 favorite]
Hey! It's true!
posted by Jofus at 5:21 AM on June 17, 2008 [1 favorite]
Chuck Todd once saved John Negroponte's life.
See. Everyone has faults.
posted by three blind mice at 5:22 AM on June 17, 2008
See. Everyone has faults.
posted by three blind mice at 5:22 AM on June 17, 2008
My colleague was discussing how much she likes Chuck Todd, and how he should replace the Big Potato on MTP. I tried to get her to narrow down what it is about him she likes without much success. Finally she decided he looked like a guy she had a crush on in college.
Personally I have a real problem with his beard. there always seems to be a bit of it going in the wrong direction. And ... what's he hiding under there? Or is it just to make him look young and hip?
posted by These Premises Are Alarmed at 5:38 AM on June 17, 2008
Personally I have a real problem with his beard. there always seems to be a bit of it going in the wrong direction. And ... what's he hiding under there? Or is it just to make him look young and hip?
posted by These Premises Are Alarmed at 5:38 AM on June 17, 2008
Really? s/Norris/Todd/g; and that's the best of the web?
Weaksauce.
posted by splice at 5:39 AM on June 17, 2008
Weaksauce.
posted by splice at 5:39 AM on June 17, 2008
It's hilarious, but only because I've met Chuck Todd a few times
posted by meta_eli at 5:40 AM on June 17, 2008
posted by meta_eli at 5:40 AM on June 17, 2008
Chuck Todd is awesomer than this site, but that's not saying much.
posted by DU at 5:46 AM on June 17, 2008
posted by DU at 5:46 AM on June 17, 2008
The bar for greatness being lowered to "argues calmly and tentatively from established facts rather than shrieking sensationalistically" should depress me, but it just gives me more confidence in my cockeyed plan to conquer the Eastern and Central time zones with an army of eighth-grade math team members and part-time adjunct freshman composition lecturers.
posted by dyoneo at 6:05 AM on June 17, 2008
posted by dyoneo at 6:05 AM on June 17, 2008
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