Stunning stun gun
May 2, 2001 2:25 PM   Subscribe

Stunning stun gun Just in time for globalization protests in the immediate future, a truncheon that doubles as a stun gun-which do you do first? whack 'em and then sting 'em or sting 'em and then kick the crap out of them? We present; you decide
posted by Postroad (7 comments total)
It's all fun and games until...
posted by roboto at 2:41 PM on May 2, 2001

I'm thinking sting, then whack.
posted by thirteen at 3:38 PM on May 2, 2001

Maybe you can give people a choice...
posted by Witold at 5:03 PM on May 2, 2001

I second sting, then whack...
posted by slackbash at 5:21 PM on May 2, 2001

Because, you know, all police officers are ruthless villains who take pleasure from causing pain.
posted by Ravagin at 8:32 PM on May 2, 2001

I don't know... I kind of like sting, then reload and sting again. Then of course whack.
posted by TractorInc at 8:47 PM on May 2, 2001

"Cake or death?"

"Death. Wait, I mean cake!"

"No! You said death. Well... alright. (We're going to run out of cake at this rate.)"

posted by sonofsamiam at 10:56 AM on May 3, 2001

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