May 11, 2001

3:56 AM

IF man could come this long... (via A&L :)
posted by kliuless (23 comments total)

I took "the test" and tried Female. My orgasm more female than male. Wife said I have Parkinsons.
posted by Postroad at 4:39 AM on May 11, 2001

Looks like Bill Gates 'came' last. My browser crashed with all that window moving. :(
posted by tiaka at 4:51 AM on May 11, 2001

It was good for me. Was it good for you?
posted by hijinx at 4:54 AM on May 11, 2001

Alas, I fell asleep before I got round to pushing the female button......
posted by davehat at 5:19 AM on May 11, 2001

Whoa! I'm going back and pushing that button again!
posted by nofundy at 5:22 AM on May 11, 2001

Davehat, my girlfriend is laughing her ass off.
posted by holloway at 5:22 AM on May 11, 2001

davehat: there's a female button????
posted by quonsar at 5:55 AM on May 11, 2001

damn that's clever...
posted by canoeguide at 7:47 AM on May 11, 2001

You ought to have to push the male button only once but the female button 120 times before you get the reaction.
posted by argybarg at 7:59 AM on May 11, 2001

That thing is totally unrealistic. I pushed the male button once, and I didn't have to wait an hour before I could push it again.
posted by anapestic at 8:08 AM on May 11, 2001

You ought to have to push the male button only once but the female button 120 times before you get the reaction.

Actually, you ought to have to find the female button, and then push it 120 times exactly the right way before you get the reaction. Or at least before you get that reaction.
posted by jennyb at 8:55 AM on May 11, 2001

Don't mess with that button, man... everybody has pushed that button, if you know what I'm saying.
posted by RylandDotNet at 9:56 AM on May 11, 2001

are you pushing my buttons?

DON'T PUSH MY BUTTONS!
posted by jcterminal at 10:02 AM on May 11, 2001

If a male pushes the male button first, is that latent homosexuality?
posted by DiplomaticImmunity at 10:40 AM on May 11, 2001

I don't get it. You are all being far too vague.
posted by Hankins at 11:18 AM on May 11, 2001

Oh great, now my browser wants to cuddle and talk about the future.
posted by bondcliff at 11:21 AM on May 11, 2001

Awwww!! My browser froze! What did I do to piss you off this time??
posted by nofundy at 12:25 PM on May 11, 2001

If a male pushes the male button first, is that latent homosexuality?



Actually, I think that's more along the lines of self-love.
posted by lizardboy at 2:22 PM on May 11, 2001

Damn, reading this thread has been the best laughs I've had on Meta Filter yet.
posted by inviolable at 4:25 PM on May 11, 2001

"There's something I like about the clitoris, but I can't put my finger on it"
--George Carlin
posted by steve_high at 5:34 PM on May 11, 2001

As like most days, I'm only interested in pushing my own button.
posted by poodle at 10:50 PM on May 11, 2001

..do it enough times you start to go blind.
posted by stbalbach at 7:48 AM on May 12, 2001

Reminded me of this picture (note: lives on filepile, so it may not be there if you wait more than a few days to look at it)
posted by briank at 7:25 PM on May 13, 2001