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The bacon-and-fried-egg scarf. The Bad Clam. First Prize. Some tasty dreams, but mostly nightmares, are made of the abominations and inspired works found by the bloggers of Craftastrophe. [via MoFi]
I would pay 100 quatloos to see someone wearing a knit cap that was designed to look like clam chowder.
posted by zippy at 9:55 AM on November 19, 2008
posted by zippy at 9:55 AM on November 19, 2008
Okay, this barrette makes me sad that I have short hair.
posted by giraffe at 10:04 AM on November 19, 2008
posted by giraffe at 10:04 AM on November 19, 2008
I found the "Stop Cyber Bullying" ads deliciously ironic.
posted by fontophilic at 10:10 AM on November 19, 2008
posted by fontophilic at 10:10 AM on November 19, 2008
This site makes me want to upload more craft pics, in the hope I'd be picked! Oh me me meee!
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 10:14 AM on November 19, 2008
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 10:14 AM on November 19, 2008
I also love the bacon and eggs scarf, and would wear it proudly.
posted by sadiehawkinstein at 10:15 AM on November 19, 2008
posted by sadiehawkinstein at 10:15 AM on November 19, 2008
The baby head bowls scared me. I am not afraid to admit that either. Me/does a full body shake.
posted by Mastercheddaar at 10:17 AM on November 19, 2008
posted by Mastercheddaar at 10:17 AM on November 19, 2008
I know what I am getting someone for Christmas....
posted by jessamyn at 11:11 AM on November 19, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by jessamyn at 11:11 AM on November 19, 2008 [1 favorite]
Who needs a scarf when you can get the tattoo?
posted by SteveInMaine at 11:22 AM on November 19, 2008
posted by SteveInMaine at 11:22 AM on November 19, 2008
That last story reminds me of something a local tattoo parlor had/has - discount tattoos, as desired by the artist. There were a few designs that the tattoo artists wanted to make, and the first person who offered themselves got a discount on the implementation.
That said, I rather like the spooky baby hands-as-feet thing. The faces are just spooky. I can only think of someone plunging their live baby into a cast. Or they just have some spooky obsession with/fear of babies.
jessamyn - is it me, or is that made of lint? And dung colored lint at that? Ehhh - just keep your peter in your pants when hunting. I've heard of the thrill of the kill, but you do have to whip it out after the headshot?
/me convulses at the thoughts
posted by filthy light thief at 1:12 PM on November 19, 2008
That said, I rather like the spooky baby hands-as-feet thing. The faces are just spooky. I can only think of someone plunging their live baby into a cast. Or they just have some spooky obsession with/fear of babies.
jessamyn - is it me, or is that made of lint? And dung colored lint at that? Ehhh - just keep your peter in your pants when hunting. I've heard of the thrill of the kill, but you do have to whip it out after the headshot?
/me convulses at the thoughts
posted by filthy light thief at 1:12 PM on November 19, 2008
I would pay 100 quatloos to see someone wearing a knit cap that was designed to look like clam chowder.
Oh, I know JUST THE YARN...
posted by bitter-girl.com at 3:32 PM on November 19, 2008
Oh, I know JUST THE YARN...
posted by bitter-girl.com at 3:32 PM on November 19, 2008
The Meat Bust
a) Scream, flush it down the toilet, and then take two Zolofts
b) Pluck the baby Jesus out of the manger, and replace him with the meat bust
c) Regift it
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 4:30 PM on November 19, 2008
The meat bust was more or less intentional, because I do not actually have the talent or patience to make attractive items out of Sculpy. I was going to a Christmas party and felt, at the last minute, that I should provide gifts for the hostess and her boyfriend. I made the boyfriend some horribly uneven dice, and I created that “bust” of the hostess.If you received this as a gift would you:
a) Scream, flush it down the toilet, and then take two Zolofts
b) Pluck the baby Jesus out of the manger, and replace him with the meat bust
c) Regift it
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 4:30 PM on November 19, 2008
Holy fucking shit.
I'll be hiding under my bed if anyone needs me.
*shivers*
posted by Space Kitty at 6:56 PM on November 19, 2008
I'll be hiding under my bed if anyone needs me.
*shivers*
posted by Space Kitty at 6:56 PM on November 19, 2008
Zippy, I went searching, without any luck, for that knit cap; but, (um, Space Kitty, are you back out from under the bed? Well, these aren't too bad....) noticing the 'babyheads' tag, I found that they are quite popular....
posted by Kronos_to_Earth at 9:01 PM on November 19, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Kronos_to_Earth at 9:01 PM on November 19, 2008 [1 favorite]
> these aren't too bad... noticing the 'babyheads' tag, I found that they are quite popular....
JEEZUS KRONOS careful with that shit! YI!! shiver
posted by not_on_display at 9:50 PM on November 19, 2008
JEEZUS KRONOS careful with that shit! YI!! shiver
posted by not_on_display at 9:50 PM on November 19, 2008
If you received this as a gift would you:
a) Scream, flush it down the toilet, and then take two Zolofts
b) Pluck the baby Jesus out of the manger, and replace him with the meat bust
c) Regift it
d) Marinade for a few hours in wine, soy sauce and garlic, then barbeque it.
posted by SteveInMaine at 9:10 AM on November 20, 2008
a) Scream, flush it down the toilet, and then take two Zolofts
b) Pluck the baby Jesus out of the manger, and replace him with the meat bust
c) Regift it
d) Marinade for a few hours in wine, soy sauce and garlic, then barbeque it.
posted by SteveInMaine at 9:10 AM on November 20, 2008
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