Sean Hannity Pwned.
December 8, 2008 1:06 PM Subscribe
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Not really.
Strongly worded letter from religious crackpot =/= pwned.
posted by billysumday at 1:11 PM on December 8, 2008
Strongly worded letter from religious crackpot =/= pwned.
posted by billysumday at 1:11 PM on December 8, 2008
"pwned?" Did they play CounterStrike?
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 1:11 PM on December 8, 2008
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 1:11 PM on December 8, 2008
I'm not sure which part amazes me more:
1. That Deepak Chopra used the phrase "monger fear", or
2. That I checked out of curiosity and discovered that "monger" is a perfectly cromulent transitive verb.
posted by Spatch at 1:12 PM on December 8, 2008
1. That Deepak Chopra used the phrase "monger fear", or
2. That I checked out of curiosity and discovered that "monger" is a perfectly cromulent transitive verb.
posted by Spatch at 1:12 PM on December 8, 2008
It isn't bad, but it seems like the average MeFite could have written it.
So... Anyone want to start a severe letter-writing campaign?
posted by goldfinches at 1:14 PM on December 8, 2008
So... Anyone want to start a severe letter-writing campaign?
posted by goldfinches at 1:14 PM on December 8, 2008
Picture or it didn't happen.
Er, I doubt that (m)any of Hannity's followers read HuffPo.
posted by filthy light thief at 1:18 PM on December 8, 2008
Er, I doubt that (m)any of Hannity's followers read HuffPo.
posted by filthy light thief at 1:18 PM on December 8, 2008
You know who else wrote a sharply-worded letter?
Tim Robbins?
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 1:19 PM on December 8, 2008
Tim Robbins?
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 1:19 PM on December 8, 2008
Man, that letter was tame.
If I were Deepak:
Sean,
You are a mean-spirited, corpse-felching bucket of cocks.
Sincerely,
Depak
That was too easy. Anything else would be a waste of oxygen.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 1:20 PM on December 8, 2008 [6 favorites]
If I were Deepak:
Sean,
You are a mean-spirited, corpse-felching bucket of cocks.
Sincerely,
Depak
That was too easy. Anything else would be a waste of oxygen.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 1:20 PM on December 8, 2008 [6 favorites]
Why do you use your influence to monger fear, militancy, divisiveness, and jingoism?
The Wall Street Journal reports that Fox News host Sean Hannity has signed a $100 million contract with ABC Networks and Premiere Radio Networks to cover five more years of his radio show.
posted by Joe Beese at 1:22 PM on December 8, 2008
The Wall Street Journal reports that Fox News host Sean Hannity has signed a $100 million contract with ABC Networks and Premiere Radio Networks to cover five more years of his radio show.
posted by Joe Beese at 1:22 PM on December 8, 2008
I hoped the link would go to a Youtube video of Deepak Chopra furiously beating the shit out of Sean Hannity on-set. This was a little milquetoast, if you ask me.
posted by M.C. Lo-Carb! at 1:22 PM on December 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by M.C. Lo-Carb! at 1:22 PM on December 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
If anything will bring down the Fox News channel, it's a sternly worded letter from a CNN pundit.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:23 PM on December 8, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:23 PM on December 8, 2008 [3 favorites]
The far right has deflated, so you are there to pump it up with hot air. If you stop blowing, you'll be out of a job. I empathize.
Did he just say what I think he just said?
posted by box at 1:23 PM on December 8, 2008 [4 favorites]
Did he just say what I think he just said?
posted by box at 1:23 PM on December 8, 2008 [4 favorites]
Watching Deepak Chopra and Sean Hannity fight is like watching one of those Celebrity Boxing shows: you don't care who wins, you just hope somehow they both die.
posted by Optimus Chyme at 1:23 PM on December 8, 2008 [5 favorites]
posted by Optimus Chyme at 1:23 PM on December 8, 2008 [5 favorites]
God knows I'm Mr. Lefty the Progressive Liberal, but this is barely HuffPo-worthy, much less single-link FPP material.
posted by Tomorrowful at 1:24 PM on December 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by Tomorrowful at 1:24 PM on December 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
Chopra's just angry someone else is treading on his "totally divorced from reality" territory.
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 1:25 PM on December 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 1:25 PM on December 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
Quasi-spiritualist money-grubber attacks frothing right-wing wanker.
When you have equally strong opinions against both parties, what opinion are you supposed to take?
posted by idiomatika at 1:25 PM on December 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
When you have equally strong opinions against both parties, what opinion are you supposed to take?
posted by idiomatika at 1:25 PM on December 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
And then Deepak totally went to the kegger with Thomas Kinkade and he scored with a hot chick, and I was all like, "DUDE!"
posted by WinnipegDragon at 1:26 PM on December 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by WinnipegDragon at 1:26 PM on December 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
I see no pwnage here.
And you're quite right, Spatch; "monger" is evidently a verb that derives from the noun "monger," so one who mongers is a monger, not a mongerer. And monger totally doesn't look like a word anymore, if it ever did.
posted by Faint of Butt at 1:26 PM on December 8, 2008
And you're quite right, Spatch; "monger" is evidently a verb that derives from the noun "monger," so one who mongers is a monger, not a mongerer. And monger totally doesn't look like a word anymore, if it ever did.
posted by Faint of Butt at 1:26 PM on December 8, 2008
Here's Obama's press secretary Robert Gibbs actually handing Hannity his ass.
GIBBS: Will you get back to me on whether you're anti -Semitic? Or whether you agree...
HANNITY: I'm not anti-Semitic?
(CROSSTALK)
COLMES: Now hold on.
HANNITY: The biggest supporter of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu blurred my thoughts.
GIBBS: Let me tell you...
COLMES: Hold on.
GIBBS: I don't your Jewish viewers are going to take it very well...
HANNITY: Excuse me. Excuse me.
GIBBS: ... if you put somebody like that on your show.
HANNITY: I am the biggest supporter of Israel.
posted by Ironmouth at 1:30 PM on December 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
GIBBS: Will you get back to me on whether you're anti -Semitic? Or whether you agree...
HANNITY: I'm not anti-Semitic?
(CROSSTALK)
COLMES: Now hold on.
HANNITY: The biggest supporter of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu blurred my thoughts.
GIBBS: Let me tell you...
COLMES: Hold on.
GIBBS: I don't your Jewish viewers are going to take it very well...
HANNITY: Excuse me. Excuse me.
GIBBS: ... if you put somebody like that on your show.
HANNITY: I am the biggest supporter of Israel.
posted by Ironmouth at 1:30 PM on December 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
If you stop blowing, you'll be out of a job.
That's what they told me down at the Blow-job Emporium too.
posted by Pollomacho at 1:34 PM on December 8, 2008
That's what they told me down at the Blow-job Emporium too.
posted by Pollomacho at 1:34 PM on December 8, 2008
THIS IS NOT FUCKING DIGG.
DEEPAK CHOPRA IS A NEW AGEY BULLSHIT ARTIST AND SEAN HANNITY IS A RIGHT WING BLOWHARD FUCKWAD. IDIOT FIGHT WE ALL LOSE.
posted by beerbajay at 1:37 PM on December 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
DEEPAK CHOPRA IS A NEW AGEY BULLSHIT ARTIST AND SEAN HANNITY IS A RIGHT WING BLOWHARD FUCKWAD. IDIOT FIGHT WE ALL LOSE.
posted by beerbajay at 1:37 PM on December 8, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by boo_radley at 1:40 PM on December 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
You see, the problem here is that Sean Hannity both sucks and blows...
posted by mosk at 1:41 PM on December 8, 2008
posted by mosk at 1:41 PM on December 8, 2008
Anyone want to start a severe letter-writing campaign?
Dear Mr. Hannity,
Your raging hard-on for the mythical prototypical American patriot has all the hallmarks of a mid-life sports car semiautomatic Viagra dispenser or a pencil-dick monster-truck comb-over. You're obviously compensating for something that's missing in your life, and given the subject matter, the size and makeup of your quasi-bully pulpit, and your massive bank account, I can only assume that the missing element is your soul. On the other hand, I also suspect that for once, the Devil got short-changed in the deal, as I can't imagine that it was really much of soul to begin with.
p.s. You, too, Chopra
Hugs & kisses,
Flo
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:41 PM on December 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
Dear Mr. Hannity,
Your raging hard-on for the mythical prototypical American patriot has all the hallmarks of a mid-life sports car semiautomatic Viagra dispenser or a pencil-dick monster-truck comb-over. You're obviously compensating for something that's missing in your life, and given the subject matter, the size and makeup of your quasi-bully pulpit, and your massive bank account, I can only assume that the missing element is your soul. On the other hand, I also suspect that for once, the Devil got short-changed in the deal, as I can't imagine that it was really much of soul to begin with.
p.s. You, too, Chopra
Hugs & kisses,
Flo
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:41 PM on December 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
I've written more harshly worded letters to my roommates regarding dishes in the sink.
This was not the level of pwnage I had expected.
posted by jnaps at 1:43 PM on December 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
This was not the level of pwnage I had expected.
posted by jnaps at 1:43 PM on December 8, 2008 [1 favorite]
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