Creative porno

May 31, 2001 1:40 PM

Creative porno movie titles are a surefire way to grab the buyer's attention. Just check out this list to see what I mean. Anybody know of any that are missing?
posted by hidely (24 comments total)

they appear to have missed Edward Penishands... a fine film indeed.
posted by geminder at 1:58 PM on May 31, 2001

Spotting wonderful porn titles has long been sport for many of my friends and I. Sadly, I tend to forget a lot of them. Recently discovered, I remember (the titles, damn ya!):

Cuckoo for Cocoa Cocks
Dawson's Crack
posted by Skot at 2:21 PM on May 31, 2001

My all-time fave: Genital Hospital
posted by aaron at 2:30 PM on May 31, 2001

Hmm, here are some I came up with from recent releases:

Start Me Up.Cum
Angel Thighs
A Knight's Tail
Crotch-odile Dundee 3
Freddy Got More Than Fingered
Bridget Jones' Diaphragm
Along Came Inside Her

and as a double feature - Snatch/Blow
posted by irishcreme at 2:40 PM on May 31, 2001

The Bare Witch Project.
posted by thirteen at 2:49 PM on May 31, 2001

Want more? Here's an even (ahem, pardon the pun) larger list.
posted by almostcool at 2:49 PM on May 31, 2001

Hindfeld
posted by thirteen at 2:49 PM on May 31, 2001

I always thought "Everybody Loves Raymond" would be a great porno.
posted by aaron at 2:55 PM on May 31, 2001

It's exactly for reasons like this that nobody could take "The Bone Collector" seriously.
posted by Skot at 3:18 PM on May 31, 2001

ditto that on Deep Impact
posted by panchesco at 4:34 PM on May 31, 2001

I do remember friends of mine laughing themselves silly about seeing a movie titled:
"Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy"
posted by Grum at 4:35 PM on May 31, 2001

"Chitty Chitty Gang Bang"
posted by Succa at 4:43 PM on May 31, 2001

The Madam's Family

And the Shakespearean list:
As You Lick It
Julius, Seize Her!
TightAss Erogenous (or Androgenous)
The Merry Wives of Windsor (gotcha!)
Coriol's Anus
All's Well That Ends Swelled
Twelfth Inch

want more?
posted by starvingartist at 9:07 PM on May 31, 2001

I liked The Onion's list: 'How Stella Got Her Tube Packed', 'The Shaft of Zorro', and... well, 'Shaft'. Of course those uncreative bastards missed 'Three Men and a Maybe'.
posted by mecawilson at 6:16 AM on June 1, 2001

Saving Ryan's Privates
posted by dnash at 6:59 AM on June 1, 2001

dnash, actually that was mentioned in the Satyr article
posted by hidely at 9:30 AM on June 1, 2001

Pearl Harder
Pearl: Had Her
posted by owillis at 9:41 AM on June 1, 2001

Monty's Python and the Hole of Gayle.
Cherry Poppins

Making up porno titles is a favorite pastime for me and a couple of pals of mine.
posted by sonofsamiam at 10:03 AM on June 1, 2001

Ahem... that's "Shaving Ryan's Privates".
posted by baylink at 10:04 AM on June 1, 2001

And then, of course, there was that Disney porn flick...

you know: "Honey; I shrunk your tits."
posted by baylink at 10:05 AM on June 1, 2001

OK, I haven't seen these on any lists:

The wadfather
The Wizard of Jiz (featuring the hit song "Swallow the Yellow Thick Load")
posted by lawtalkinguy at 10:24 AM on June 1, 2001

Foreskin Gump

laughed for hours when I heard that one...
posted by atfrost at 12:36 PM on June 1, 2001

YM "Honey I Spunked Your Tits" HTH
posted by plinth at 1:55 PM on June 1, 2001

{checking shelves}

1. Schlong Blade
2. With Sex You Get Eggroll
3. As Tim Goes Bi
4. My Best Friend's Wetting
5. Juice Bigbelow: Latin Gigolo
6. Good Will Humping
7. Guy Hard, With a Vengeance
8. Everybody Does Raymond
9. Shaving Ryan's Privates
10. American Booty
posted by bradlands at 2:58 PM on June 1, 2001