July 8, 2009 12:36 PM   Subscribe

Newsfilter: Man Dies after Falling Into Vat of Chocolate in NJ
He obviously didn't yell "FIRE!" (apologies for crappy sound quality recorded too loud but it was the best version I could find and I love these guys)
posted by wendell (7 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: I know you're kind of new here, but this sort of thin news-of-the-weird blurb really doesn't make for good post material. -- cortex

Oompha loompha doopity do...
posted by tinatiga at 12:41 PM on July 8, 2009

Well, yeah, there's that too...
posted by wendell at 12:44 PM on July 8, 2009

posted by Chuffy at 12:45 PM on July 8, 2009

This already wendell...ed.
posted by Saxon Kane at 12:46 PM on July 8, 2009

In other news:

Man buried alive in crispy, delicious bacon
Man snuggled to death by adorable kittens
Man dies during coitus with 1966-era Raquel Welch
posted by hifiparasol at 12:50 PM on July 8, 2009

The irony was that he had been devouring chocolate his entire life, but in the end, it consumed him.
posted by jabberjaw at 12:52 PM on July 8, 2009

Still luckier than this guy.
posted by Combustible Edison Lighthouse at 12:52 PM on July 8, 2009

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