Where's the EPA on this?
June 22, 2001 11:58 AM   Subscribe

Where's the EPA on this? Apparently, this stuff is everywhere, but I haven't heard one word on its dangers until now. Christine Whitman, be slient no longer!
posted by jpoulos (15 comments total)
DoublePost! Damn, I'm sorry. I hit post just as I noticed Matt's (new?) double-post warning system. I suck.
posted by jpoulos at 12:00 PM on June 22, 2001

posted by PWA_BadBoy at 12:02 PM on June 22, 2001

Geez, and the link's over a year old. I really suck.
posted by jpoulos at 12:08 PM on June 22, 2001

Ah yes. Complete lameness disguised as humor rears it's head again. Hey jpoulos, why not just link to The Onion like every other moron on the 'net?
posted by dr. zoidberg at 12:18 PM on June 22, 2001

And I nearly spit out my entire mouthful of Dihydrogen Monoxide, too!
posted by briank at 12:21 PM on June 22, 2001

Ah yes. Adolescent insecurity disguised as cutting sarcasm rears it's head again.
posted by jpoulos at 12:39 PM on June 22, 2001

Hey! I don't care if it's old news or not! This is the first time it's come to my attention.

We've got to do something to stop this! It's in our food, for gods sakes. This stuff gets sprayed on almost every single agricultural crop you can name. I don't know about you, but I don't want this stuff on my food.

What about the children?
posted by ColdChef at 12:41 PM on June 22, 2001

worse yet, it is present during drug testing of urine...
posted by machaus at 1:07 PM on June 22, 2001

What about the children?

I totally immersed my child in a big vat of the stuff last night without even thinking about it! I'm suing somebody!
posted by UncleFes at 1:21 PM on June 22, 2001

Abortion clinics, "elite athletes," and yes, even at Columbine. The scourge is rampant.

Seems like a big waste of time, though, to make such a complex site devoted to farce. Eh...too much time on their hands.
posted by mapalm at 1:52 PM on June 22, 2001

My favorite part was the banner bar for Acme Klein Bottles, which I always thought were a Reemco product, but apparantly not!
posted by bclark at 2:15 PM on June 22, 2001

"Acme Klein Bottles" are the brainchild of Cliff Stoll. Yes, that Cliff Stoll.
posted by kindall at 4:01 PM on June 22, 2001

What really pisses me off is that there's growing evidence that ruthless corporations are dumping large amounts of DHMO into our polychlorinated biphenyl supply... toothless EPA bastards oughta be doing something!!!
posted by hincandenza at 6:24 PM on June 22, 2001

am i the only one who caught the line at the bottom : "note: content veracity not implied."? he's taking no responsibility for his truthfulness while he merrily throws around scare speech? what the hell.

according to the FAQ, we homosexuals use it in bathhouses for...something (i haven't the foggiest what, poppers, maybe). and, oh lookie : to be listed with such fine company as the KKK, pedophiles, pornographers, hitler, and milosevic. sheer bliss.

this guy's a headjob.
posted by patricking at 1:43 AM on June 23, 2001

Hm... I'm trying to decide if you're joking, patricking. It's worth noting that I sent that link out in an email to about 8 friends, with a fake note of alarm ("DHMO is everywhere; the EPA is toothless- Bush is in the tank to the DHMO industries!") and no one has gotten the joke.... *sigh*
posted by hincandenza at 12:18 PM on June 23, 2001

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