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October 5, 2009 11:36 AM Subscribe
oh my god. so good.
The Red Bee isn't sure if he should return Geoff Johns' phone calls.
amazing!
posted by shmegegge at 11:43 AM on October 5, 2009
The Red Bee isn't sure if he should return Geoff Johns' phone calls.
amazing!
posted by shmegegge at 11:43 AM on October 5, 2009
Foggy Nelson: I just don't know what you see in that girl.
Foggy Nelson: oh god i'm so sorry
I loled.
posted by specialagentwebb at 11:55 AM on October 5, 2009
Foggy Nelson: oh god i'm so sorry
I loled.
posted by specialagentwebb at 11:55 AM on October 5, 2009
The whole "fictional/historical character Facebook feed" is pretty played out, and didn't think much of this one until I got to the J. Jonah Jameson one, which I must admit was pretty good.
posted by Rangeboy at 11:58 AM on October 5, 2009
posted by Rangeboy at 11:58 AM on October 5, 2009
OH LOOK MY COFFEE teeheehee.
posted by The Whelk at 12:02 PM on October 5, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by The Whelk at 12:02 PM on October 5, 2009 [2 favorites]
Love how he has the ALL CAPS ON.
posted by stormpooper at 12:05 PM on October 5, 2009
posted by stormpooper at 12:05 PM on October 5, 2009
Frank Castle being Grumpy Bear is a little too obvious. It would have made my day if he'd gotten Funshine Bear.
posted by shakespeherian at 12:08 PM on October 5, 2009
posted by shakespeherian at 12:08 PM on October 5, 2009
The whole "fictional/historical character Facebook feed" is pretty played out, and didn't think much of this one until I got to the J. Jonah Jameson one, which I must admit was pretty good.
I'm going to take that one step further and say that this whole page made me rethink whether fake Facebook feeds are really played out. The Daredevil and Superman threads were great.
posted by sjuhawk31 at 12:13 PM on October 5, 2009
I'm going to take that one step further and say that this whole page made me rethink whether fake Facebook feeds are really played out. The Daredevil and Superman threads were great.
posted by sjuhawk31 at 12:13 PM on October 5, 2009
I wonder if Frank Castle will help me with people who want me to help them with Mafia Wars?
just kidding, Frank, justBLAM BLAM BLAM
posted by Halloween Jack at 12:14 PM on October 5, 2009 [2 favorites]
just kidding, Frank, justBLAM BLAM BLAM
posted by Halloween Jack at 12:14 PM on October 5, 2009 [2 favorites]
This doesn't really relate much, but it reminds me the other night that I dreamed that I was a really wise-cracking version of Dr. Doom and it was the most fucking awesome dream ever.
posted by COBRA! at 12:20 PM on October 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by COBRA! at 12:20 PM on October 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
Well played, one and all. I was happily surprised.
posted by filthy light thief at 12:21 PM on October 5, 2009
posted by filthy light thief at 12:21 PM on October 5, 2009
the other night that I dreamed that I was a really wise-cracking version of Dr. Doom
You mean this guy?
posted by Rangeboy at 12:21 PM on October 5, 2009
You mean this guy?
posted by Rangeboy at 12:21 PM on October 5, 2009
In case it was the facebook humour you liked, here's one about world leaders.....
posted by pick_the_flowers at 12:23 PM on October 5, 2009
posted by pick_the_flowers at 12:23 PM on October 5, 2009
Adrian Veidt: I DID IT!
Posted 35 minutes ago
posted by Diskeater at 12:33 PM on October 5, 2009 [39 favorites]
Posted 35 minutes ago
posted by Diskeater at 12:33 PM on October 5, 2009 [39 favorites]
Jesse Custer is trying to find out if this thing works over the internet. So if you're reading this, change your own status update to tell everyone that you're, I don't know, masturbating into a roast chicken or some such Garth Ennis bullshit.
posted by hifiparasol at 12:34 PM on October 5, 2009 [11 favorites]
posted by hifiparasol at 12:34 PM on October 5, 2009 [11 favorites]
Oh, man, it's gonna be hard to follow Diskeater's comment.
posted by hifiparasol at 12:35 PM on October 5, 2009
posted by hifiparasol at 12:35 PM on October 5, 2009
So if you're reading this, change your own status update to tell everyone that you're, I don't know, masturbating into a roast chicken or some such Garth Ennis bullshit.
Or else that you're a woman who can prove that she's strong and independent because she likes to be fucked by a real man.
posted by middleclasstool at 2:09 PM on October 5, 2009 [2 favorites]
Or else that you're a woman who can prove that she's strong and independent because she likes to be fucked by a real man.
posted by middleclasstool at 2:09 PM on October 5, 2009 [2 favorites]
Yorick Brown: You have 3,442,723,138 friend requests.
You ignored a suggestion to add Jeneane Gerafalo as a friend.
posted by Smedleyman at 3:32 PM on October 5, 2009
You ignored a suggestion to add Jeneane Gerafalo as a friend.
posted by Smedleyman at 3:32 PM on October 5, 2009
The Green Lantern one was my favorite (for the douchey internet speak of Hal Jordan) but the Superman one was also great. And the JJJ one was really clever for this sort of thing, which is usually not at all creative.
posted by Solon and Thanks at 3:34 PM on October 5, 2009
posted by Solon and Thanks at 3:34 PM on October 5, 2009
Jean Grey: BRB
posted by Decimask at 5:40 PM on October 5, 2009 [6 favorites]
posted by Decimask at 5:40 PM on October 5, 2009 [6 favorites]
Black Bolt updated, but it was lost because it brought the servers down.
posted by Eideteker at 6:57 PM on October 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Eideteker at 6:57 PM on October 5, 2009 [1 favorite]
Black Bolt would be the worst, the WORST contact to have on facebook. Could you imagine the amount of spammy notes a guy who levels buildings by snickering would put out? Dude would be making up for lost time something awful.
posted by Decimask at 7:26 PM on October 5, 2009
posted by Decimask at 7:26 PM on October 5, 2009
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They're just like me!
posted by louche mustachio at 11:39 AM on October 5, 2009