I've found it. The most horrible page on the internet.
July 2, 2001 11:34 AM   Subscribe

I've found it. The most horrible page on the internet. And you thought the Goatse.cx link was bad. Go on, click. I dare ya. (link via BoingBoing)
posted by bondcliff (25 comments total)
Wow. I think I can leave work and go to bed-- there really isnt anything worse/better/stranger than that...my day is done.
posted by schlomo at 11:39 AM on July 2, 2001

So that's what happened to Leif Garrett...
posted by jennyb at 11:39 AM on July 2, 2001

*bondcliff's bad site submission blows jcterminal's bad site submission straight out of the goddamn water and into the bed of ruth perlman covered in mayonnaise and tse tse flies*
posted by jcterminal at 11:42 AM on July 2, 2001

don't worry, there's far worse. just try portal of evil
posted by moz at 11:43 AM on July 2, 2001

How could it be worse than Hubbard himself singing? Really amazing link. Thank you bondcliff.
posted by MrMoonPie at 11:53 AM on July 2, 2001

why? why did you do this to us?
posted by will at 11:59 AM on July 2, 2001

performed by John Travolta, Leif Garrett, Frank Stallone, Lee Purcell . . .

Now that's an all star lineup!
posted by aladfar at 12:49 PM on July 2, 2001

C'mon people! This link was posted last *thursday* on Memepool. And to think MeFi users were dissing Memepool just a few days ago for posting stale links....
posted by metaxa at 1:02 PM on July 2, 2001

some of us know better than to go to mempool, therefore, some of us believe this link to be 'fresh and in our faces'.
posted by jcterminal at 1:27 PM on July 2, 2001

You think that's bad? Watch this!
posted by betobeto at 1:34 PM on July 2, 2001

Forgive me, metaxa, I try to access every site on the web run by over-obsessive nerds but even I can't make it to all of them.
posted by bondcliff at 2:16 PM on July 2, 2001

Hang on...Karen Black is still alive?!?
posted by galachef55 at 2:21 PM on July 2, 2001

Oh, what Voluptuous Horror!
posted by machaus at 2:52 PM on July 2, 2001


following that bad site link... umm... site.... i stumbled onto the salley jessy ralphael (whatever) site, and what do i see in the listing of upcoming shows?

7/04/01: "I Used To Have A Talk Show!"

wow. what a moment. it was like see what colour socks god wears, and then forgetting a few moments later.

life changing, but unexplainably so.
posted by jcterminal at 4:23 PM on July 2, 2001

Anybody else notice the amazing similarity to Contemporary Christian music?
posted by Dirjy at 4:37 PM on July 2, 2001

I am inclined to agree with bondcliff. Rated for its audio content alone, that is the most horrible website I have ever been too.

Pardon me while I wretch up my dinner.
posted by a3matrix at 4:49 PM on July 2, 2001

For whatever reason this site inspired me to find out where Scientology came from and why his followers think Hubbard was such a genius. I still can't answer that last question, but I did learn a lot. You might start here.

I can't figure out why all of these celebrities, some of whom seem reasonably bright, would fall for this pseudoreligion invented by an insane hack writer.
posted by davidfg at 4:51 PM on July 2, 2001

"... insane hack writer."
surely that's a mild oxymoron. by virtue of his insanity hubbard raises himself above the level of a hack. of course he is also one of the world's most successful con artists, but so are almost all great business leaders. would that every one sang their own songs on devotional websites.
posted by mitchel at 5:15 PM on July 2, 2001

Wow. I wondered what happened to Leif Garrett. I used to have such a crush on him... wait, i meant to post that here
posted by christina at 7:33 PM on July 2, 2001

For perspective on L. Ron Hubbard, read some Harlan Ellison.
posted by machaus at 6:45 AM on July 3, 2001

Actually, if you really want to learn about Scientology...
posted by harmful at 7:45 AM on July 3, 2001

god. and i thought the strange mormon-pop my mom listens to is bad.
posted by th3ph17 at 9:56 AM on July 3, 2001

C'mon people! This link was posted last *thursday* on Memepool.

Yeah! That sexy and mysterious skallas posted that. What will he do next?
posted by skallas at 11:31 AM on July 3, 2001

If you've got the time, read this great Wired article on the CoS's encroachment on the Net.
posted by MarkO at 2:08 PM on July 3, 2001

I just saw this and thought about this thread.
posted by auntbunny at 7:02 PM on July 3, 2001

« Older When arrogant web-masters attack.   |   Has The Entire American Media Been Bought and Gone... Newer »

This thread has been archived and is closed to new comments