July 12, 2001
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posted by dogmatic (6 comments total)
I prefer Cheney Heart Watch.
posted by allaboutgeorge at 12:18 PM on July 12, 2001

That's just sick.
posted by gyc at 12:54 PM on July 12, 2001

And I thought my little page was original.... but on the others you can't give his heart a jolt like on mine!

Check out the Dick Cheney Heart Monitor Web Interface

Soon to be WAP enabled!
posted by matte at 1:42 PM on July 12, 2001

Sick sick sick... also hilarious (note: not sarcastic!)
posted by bob bisquick at 1:49 PM on July 12, 2001

I heard he was enhanced in the hospital Cyborg Cheney
posted by brucec at 3:23 PM on July 12, 2001

*clasps hands together*
(in Monty Burns voice:) Excellent.
posted by dong_resin at 11:14 PM on July 12, 2001

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