Bad Romance: it's like, 1/3 pretty in pink, 2/3 xenomorph; one night to remember
December 23, 2010 9:40 AM Subscribe
Do you sometimes feel underdressed at parties and or other would-be swanky deals? Do you want people to come up and tell you "This is a really volcanic ensemble you're wearing, it's really marvelous"! If so, just in time for the great annual suits and ties, black-tie, tuxedo festivities and the mythical 'Masquerade Ball' (Perfect Shoes. Perfect Waistcoat. Perfect Gloves. Perfect Mask. Don’t be shy, and don't forget to shake your tail.); the ultimate custom attire for the ultimate romantic look on new years eve, (or any other high-fashion affair) this genderless outfit is perfect for anybody; guaranteed to accentuate fluid curves, sharpen up your style, yet also bring forth that natural sharp angular profile, assured to put natural beautiful shiny skin-plates on display. Begin assembling today, if you want to assemble in time! That is all (oh yeah, brush your tongue-jaws before you go out, all of them).
* Pressing F11, however, will make it more enjoyable to read and reduces the annoyance of the ad.
posted by lauratheexplorer at 9:59 AM on December 23, 2010
posted by lauratheexplorer at 9:59 AM on December 23, 2010
That is really cool, what bits of it I can see through the blizzard of crap on the screen anyway.
posted by Artw at 10:09 AM on December 23, 2010
posted by Artw at 10:09 AM on December 23, 2010
Wow, fantastic! Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man!
posted by jfuller at 10:17 AM on December 23, 2010
posted by jfuller at 10:17 AM on December 23, 2010
Why can't I scroll down???
posted by Theta States at 10:20 AM on December 23, 2010
posted by Theta States at 10:20 AM on December 23, 2010
does this count as crossplay?
posted by Theta States at 10:21 AM on December 23, 2010
posted by Theta States at 10:21 AM on December 23, 2010
They mostly dance at night. Mostly.
posted by benzenedream at 11:09 AM on December 23, 2010 [5 favorites]
posted by benzenedream at 11:09 AM on December 23, 2010 [5 favorites]
Is anybody else SUPER impressed that this kid got a working double-jaw built into that thing?
posted by thsmchnekllsfascists at 12:15 PM on December 23, 2010
posted by thsmchnekllsfascists at 12:15 PM on December 23, 2010
I wonder if even this will do anything for Abe's love life?*
posted by porpoise at 2:04 PM on December 23, 2010
posted by porpoise at 2:04 PM on December 23, 2010
I have actually been to stores looking for some damnasshell thing to wear to my wedding and going nuts. These links really cheered me up. Thanks!
posted by Lesser Shrew at 2:12 PM on December 23, 2010
posted by Lesser Shrew at 2:12 PM on December 23, 2010
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posted by lauratheexplorer at 9:47 AM on December 23, 2010 [2 favorites]