"Those breasts were lethal weapons,"
January 27, 2002 10:36 PM   Subscribe

"Those breasts were lethal weapons," he told reporters. Greene's father, George, won't specify the amount they are suing for, but claims that it isn't about the money. 'Mind-boggling drama,' indeed! (via FC)
posted by scarabic (11 comments total)
I really tried not to laugh, but "I thought he liked it in there." got me.
posted by bjgeiger at 10:52 PM on January 27, 2002

Look at the sidebar. Weekly World News = probably not true.
posted by Optamystic at 10:56 PM on January 27, 2002

Yeah that comment got me too, it's tragic comedy.
posted by riffola at 10:57 PM on January 27, 2002

I'm sorry, probably not true? Optamystic, you're being a bit generous, I think.
posted by Doug at 11:36 PM on January 27, 2002

I didn't buy it either but people swear it's twoo
posted by victors at 12:20 AM on January 28, 2002

"We all thought he loved being in that gal's chest.

"Who could have known that when he was waving his hands around, he was signaling for help?"

With quotes like that I don't care if it's true.
posted by ttrendel at 1:49 AM on January 28, 2002

Ah, and what a way to go...
posted by thatweirdguy2 at 5:37 AM on January 28, 2002

Language Is A Virus. This is as good an example as any. Whether this is true or not (and I didn't major in the sciences in college but I can't see how this is physically even plausible), there will be people who read this and accept it as true at face value. It will sit somewhere inside their skull as a fact, and they'll tell this story to their friends and strangers in bars and pubs all over the world, and others will believe it too without looking into the facts.

I bow to the absurdity of humanity.
posted by ZachsMind at 6:56 AM on January 28, 2002

The press is really milking this one. Making mountains out of molehills if you ask me.

Um. Sorry.
posted by Kafkaesque at 9:10 AM on January 28, 2002

Notably, stripclublist, which has entries for 6300 strip clubs around the world, has no listing for ANY club named Pretty Kitty, let alone one located in a town named Geneva. (Geneva, IL has one called Club Exotica; and Lake Geneva, WI has the rather famous -- and prosperous -- Sugar Shack.)

Alternatively, we could just ask Den Beste.
posted by dhartung at 11:11 AM on January 28, 2002

It's officially a hoax (thanks PWA_Badboy).
posted by mathowie at 1:38 PM on January 30, 2002

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