"You run like you're moving furniture."
March 28, 2002 7:48 AM   Subscribe

"You run like you're moving furniture." Now that the baseball season is around the corner, it's time to brush up on your heckling. "Do you think you'll like this game once you catch on?"
posted by billder (2 comments total)
n-i-z-e. Always been a fan of a good baseball heckle, starting from the days of the old Indians with pitcher Rich Yett, whose introduction as a shoddy middle reliever caused this particular Clevelander to constantly shout "Oh no! Not Yett!"..over and over and over. Gotta say I've never anybody actually use this one listed about halfway down: "I've seen better moves at a nursing home dance (pause) on seventies night (pause) in Tijuana (pause) on new years (pause) during a soccer riot," but there's a first time for everything.
posted by modernpoverty at 4:51 PM on March 28, 2002

Does your husband play too?

One of my softball teammates used this on another of my teammates a few years ago, after a particularly weak swing. Cracked me up.
posted by diddlegnome at 8:01 PM on March 28, 2002

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