Amorous Monkey Business Outrages Town
May 30, 2001 10:14 AM   Subscribe

Amorous Monkey Business Outrages Town A Sri Lankan town being terrorized a monkey (Important note: not a "Monkey Man" or "Invisible Bear") "flirting outrageously with cats and dogs". Aroused monkeys! Hide your children! (Another important note: This is in fact my first link. Be gentle)
posted by Kafkaesque (4 comments total)
I'd just like to say right up front that Joey is still in Japan, and has witnesses to prove it.
posted by CrazyUncleJoe at 10:17 AM on May 30, 2001

It's a shame when one crazed monkey ruins the reputation of the entire species. Sure, he's a nasty critter, but most monkeys behave themselves admirably.

I'd hate to see women look at this situation and think: "Monkeys are animals! I'm sticking with my own species!" Don't judge them all by the behavior of one sick, sick individual.
posted by frykitty at 11:00 AM on May 30, 2001

Did George W. Bush in any way raise these monkeys?

Just wondern'.
posted by dong_resin at 10:26 AM on May 31, 2001

Perhaps the "monkey man" and this sex crazed monkey should get together...they might cool each other out. Even if they don't hook up, maybe they could just swap stories.
posted by fred wilhelm at 12:09 PM on May 31, 2001

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