More cats, but now with cute boys attached.

February 4, 2011 10:27 AM

Cute Boys With Cats. It does pretty much what it says on the tin. Cute-porn sites like Cute Overload have been publishing images of obscenely cute animals for years. From early on, Cute Overload had a human-animal series called Cats 'n' Racks [NSFWarning: kitty-stuffed cleavage] which, despite one exception, was restricted to women (and their racks). Cute Boys With Cats is here to rectify this gender-imbalance with cute and furry specimens of both species.
posted by LMGM (83 comments total)

The cat that Dan is holding resembles a hostage, given the look in his eyes.
posted by Solomon at 10:30 AM on February 4, 2011

Adorable boys, shame about the cats.

/dog person
posted by two or three cars parked under the stars at 10:32 AM on February 4, 2011 [4 favorites]

i'm a fan of the butches version, too.
posted by anya32 at 10:32 AM on February 4, 2011 [20 favorites]

Sigh. Cats are just the best.
posted by something something at 10:34 AM on February 4, 2011

Oooh, anya32, that ButchesHoldingAnimals tumblr is great, too. And I think it plays off of the same rough-tender contrasts that the CBWC does.
posted by LMGM at 10:38 AM on February 4, 2011

two or three cars parked under the stars, you may enjoy Cute Boys With Dogs.
posted by miskatonic at 10:39 AM on February 4, 2011 [7 favorites]

Confusing people's arousal states byshowing them animals is the surest way to bestiality.

Gross.
posted by hal_c_on at 10:41 AM on February 4, 2011

I love how we, as a society, are addressing our desperate need to publish photos of our adorable animals. It drives us, binds us together, cements us in history as the Cute Generation.
posted by ORthey at 10:41 AM on February 4, 2011 [4 favorites]

Horray for cute boys with *
* insert animal
posted by msbutah at 10:42 AM on February 4, 2011

Also good: Cute Boys With Babies, Dudes With Beards Eating Cupcakes, Pretty Girls With Cupcakes.
posted by miskatonic at 10:42 AM on February 4, 2011 [3 favorites]

Is there a "cute girls with dogs"?

Asking just to complete the set -- we have cute girls with cats, cute boys with cats, cute boys with dogs. I don't like dogs, so I don't actually care.
posted by madcaptenor at 10:43 AM on February 4, 2011

hal_c_on: "Confusing people's arousal states byshowing them animals is the surest way to bestiality. Gross."
PS - pretty sure I'm not turned on by the puppies and kitties. Just the boys. The ones with beards.
posted by msbutah at 10:43 AM on February 4, 2011 [4 favorites]

madcaptenor: Cute Girls With Dogs.
posted by miskatonic at 10:44 AM on February 4, 2011

makes me wicked happy too, LMGM
posted by anya32 at 10:44 AM on February 4, 2011

Is there a cute girls with medium rare cheeseburgers (NO MAYO, extra pickle) and a side of fries while seated in a Raptor website? Don't fail internet!
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 10:48 AM on February 4, 2011 [10 favorites]

I am very much in favour of this.
posted by Zozo at 10:49 AM on February 4, 2011

Confusing people's arousal states byshowing them animals is the surest way to bestiality.

Cute animals, the gateway drug!
posted by blucevalo at 10:50 AM on February 4, 2011 [1 favorite]

I would like "Ugly People with Rocks."
posted by Admiral Haddock at 10:51 AM on February 4, 2011 [37 favorites]

msbutah: “Horray for cute boys with *
* insert animal”

I'm pretty sure that's actually illegal in most states.
posted by koeselitz at 10:52 AM on February 4, 2011 [21 favorites]

no
posted by dubitable at 10:53 AM on February 4, 2011

I would like "Ugly People on Crack" too.
posted by tigrefacile at 10:54 AM on February 4, 2011 [2 favorites]

There was a recent book about what makes a man undateable (to a woman), and listed along with wearing sweats when not at the gym, having too much facial hair, and saying "bros before hos" was "owning a cat."

Apparently it's okay if they accidentally own a cat -- like it belonged to their grandmother or they rescued it from the street -- but not if they went out and got one on purpose.

Men should never, ever, ever believe everything they read.

I mean, I'm a woman, and I love cats almost as much as I love men! (Possibly more at times). Those photos rock!
posted by xenophile at 10:54 AM on February 4, 2011 [2 favorites]

Next: Cats watching 2 girls 1 cup!
posted by ignignokt at 10:57 AM on February 4, 2011 [4 favorites]

Know who has two extra toes and loves pussy?

*points at cat*

That guy!
posted by orme at 10:58 AM on February 4, 2011 [3 favorites]

xenophile: I would think that what makes a man undateable is trusting books that will tell him whether he's dateable or not. But what do I know, I don't date men.
posted by madcaptenor at 10:59 AM on February 4, 2011 [4 favorites]

Adorable boys, shame about the cats.

/dog person

/cat allergies. actually once had to break off a relationship because of it.

just look at them there. taunting me.
posted by schmod at 11:00 AM on February 4, 2011 [1 favorite]

Cats N Racks. Not sure if I should be delighted or horrified!?
posted by Fizz at 11:06 AM on February 4, 2011

Adding rhythmic flinches into the mix.
posted by nickyskye at 11:06 AM on February 4, 2011 [4 favorites]

I'm also surprised that there is not a tumblr site devoted to Cats n Grads.
posted by Fizz at 11:10 AM on February 4, 2011

I would like "Ugly People with Rocks."

Well, there's always the time Cute Overload discovered Slashdot nerds; and vice-versa. (I miss OMG!!! PONIES!!!)
posted by ArkhanJG at 11:16 AM on February 4, 2011 [2 favorites]

LOLcatx

cute is good. you pulled that confession out of me.
posted by infini at 11:20 AM on February 4, 2011

koeselitz: Seriously? We're making rape jokes again now?
posted by ODiV at 11:21 AM on February 4, 2011

Erm, I'm pretty sure that was a bestiality joke. I'm not sure which direction that'll adjust your offense in.
posted by roll truck roll at 11:25 AM on February 4, 2011 [1 favorite]

Sorry, you probably didn't mean anything by it. This just happened in my community and the police have added bestiality charges.
posted by ODiV at 11:27 AM on February 4, 2011

Definitely cute, but it needs more Schaffer the Darklord.
posted by giraffe at 11:28 AM on February 4, 2011 [1 favorite]

Cat People?
posted by The Whelk at 11:31 AM on February 4, 2011

Apparently it's okay if they accidentally own a cat -- like it belonged to their grandmother or they rescued it from the street -- but not if they went out and got one on purpose.

Hah, this reminds me of a friend who is/was dating a guy who had this elaborate story as to how he had a cat but, like, totally doesn't like cats and only ended up with it because someone died, and he hates it but...

Maybe he read that book.
posted by wildcrdj at 11:34 AM on February 4, 2011

Hah, this reminds me of a friend who is/was dating a guy who had this elaborate story as to how he had a cat
reminds me of the truth about cats and dogs.
posted by anya32 at 11:36 AM on February 4, 2011

looks like someone is trying to squeeze the shit out of my heart just in time for valentine's day! the notion of this is kind of my kryptonite...
posted by ifjuly at 11:37 AM on February 4, 2011 [1 favorite]

Apparently it's okay if they accidentally own a cat -- like it belonged to their grandmother or they rescued it from the street -- but not if they went out and got one on purpose.

When I was looking to get a cat from a shelter, I was talking to my ladyfriend, and saying my biggest criterion was for the cat to be PUFFY AS HELL; aside from that, I didn't really care how old it was or anything. She was like, "Man, when I was working at the shelter, if a cute boy had come in and adopted an older cat, I would've been breaking all kinds of workplace regulations to start looking up his phone number and stuff."

At any rate, I have Thunder Perfect Cat and Caliban Party Ghost now, so I'm pretty much the most desirable person ever due to their awesomeness.
posted by Greg Nog at 11:50 AM on February 4, 2011 [10 favorites]

two or three cars parked under the stars, you may enjoy Cute Boys With Dogs.

Hurray, I love it!! So cute.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 11:52 AM on February 4, 2011

Let's not forget bunnies: Men and Their Rabbits. Me and My Rabbit.
posted by tommasz at 11:53 AM on February 4, 2011 [4 favorites]

I can't visit this site at work, but can you submit your own entries?

I could submit a picture of myself that contains FOUR* cats and a BEARD as well.

Surely this would win me an internet.

*I had two, girlfriend had two. Now we have four. I simultaneously recommend and warn against owning this many cats.
posted by utsutsu at 11:54 AM on February 4, 2011 [6 favorites]

I am submitting a picture of my husband and our kitty as we speak.
posted by PhoBWanKenobi at 11:55 AM on February 4, 2011

<3 Cute guys with cats, the cleavage one was a little creepy though. I couldn't imagine stuffing an animal in there.
posted by biochemist at 11:56 AM on February 4, 2011

I liked the intent behind this, but they weren't kidding about the "boys" part. Clicking "older" at the bottom of the page did not do what I hoped it would...

Perhaps I'll start Cute Men with Cats?
posted by Fuego at 12:00 PM on February 4, 2011 [9 favorites]

biochemist: "I couldn't imagine stuffing an animal in there."

Who among us HASN'T found a rogue Cheez-It in her bra at the end of the day? Small things just fall down there sometimes; I don't see why it wouldn't apply to kittens!
posted by giraffe at 12:04 PM on February 4, 2011 [4 favorites]

I would totally not go gay for any of those feline fiddlers.
posted by dougrayrankin at 12:05 PM on February 4, 2011

I want Macho bears with bears.
posted by ymgve at 12:05 PM on February 4, 2011 [9 favorites]

Wow, once again the Internet satisfies a need I didn't know I had~
posted by ashirys at 12:10 PM on February 4, 2011 [3 favorites]

I want Macho bears with bears.

That might end badly, methinks. Although if you want pictures of bear-men clutching teddy bears, there's LOTS of that out on the internets. Just go ahead and GoogleImage that. I dare you.
posted by LMGM at 12:12 PM on February 4, 2011 [1 favorite]

I want Macho bears with bears.

Yeah, that would end badly. "Oh, you're a cuddly, fuzzyOH GOD MY PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS SPLEEN ARGH GASP THUD....."
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 12:14 PM on February 4, 2011

ODiV: “koeselitz: Seriously? We're making rape jokes again now?”

Hrm. I guess a joke about bestiality is technically a joke about rape.

Well, I'm sorry if I offended. Mods may delete if they choose.
posted by koeselitz at 12:16 PM on February 4, 2011

I want Macho bears with bears.

Surely it should be Bears with Salmon?
posted by The Whelk at 12:16 PM on February 4, 2011

(also I like how they have the same facial expression, here)
posted by The Whelk at 12:20 PM on February 4, 2011

Also, it hasn't been approved yet, but Mrs. Example made me submit this one.
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 12:22 PM on February 4, 2011 [4 favorites]

I always thought he was cute, but this made me swoon...Hugh Jackman with his french bullpuppy.

(For all you puppy/cute male lovers).
posted by The ____ of Justice at 12:26 PM on February 4, 2011 [4 favorites]

And oh yeah, FANTASTIC LINK, lmgm. Thanks!
posted by The ____ of Justice at 12:30 PM on February 4, 2011

needs more Borges
posted by puny human at 12:34 PM on February 4, 2011 [5 favorites]

Holy. Shit. That's it. I can quit the internet now. This was what I had been looking for since I was 13 and I've finally found it. I'm going to be like the knight at the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. I'm staying here.
posted by kkokkodalk at 12:55 PM on February 4, 2011 [7 favorites]

Surely it should be Bears with Salmon?

By which you had better mean hot hairy men who want to go out for a bagel and lox the next morning, or I will find this website of yours deeply disappointing.
posted by nebulawindphone at 12:58 PM on February 4, 2011 [4 favorites]

LMGM said: "Just go ahead and GoogleImage that. I dare you"

It's not as titillating as I'd hoped.
posted by Solomon at 1:09 PM on February 4, 2011

I'm still unpostable. I have plenty of cats, but I am not a boy, and cleavage is not something that's going to happen to me no matter how hard I try. Oh, well.
posted by Because at 1:13 PM on February 4, 2011

Does Gay Boys with Beards (on facebook) count?
posted by msbutah at 1:15 PM on February 4, 2011

Gay Boys with Beards

I don't need to see Katie Holmes again thanks.
posted by The Whelk at 1:16 PM on February 4, 2011 [10 favorites]

FIRST!!!!1111!!1!one

On preview : Probably shouldn't have clicked on that cats'n'racks link first...

Actually, I'm slightly concerned that I kept thinking "cute cat!" and not "cute lass". I'm slightly concerned I might be growing up.
posted by sodium lights the horizon at 1:21 PM on February 4, 2011 [1 favorite]

Not that cute and no longer a boy (I'm a man, damn you! A MAN!), but I'm thinking about submitting this totally non-consensual kitty-squeezin' headlock-love.
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 1:25 PM on February 4, 2011 [4 favorites]

Or perhaps, the even more niche Dudes With Beards Eating Cupcakes?
posted by msbutah at 1:29 PM on February 4, 2011

@Solomon: try "Gay Teddy Bear" [NSFW if you don't have that pr0n filter on your Google account]
posted by LMGM at 1:34 PM on February 4, 2011

Overload had a human-animal series called Cats 'n' Racks...

The Worst Poem about Kitties and Titties Ever Composeded

Tiny sleeping kittens
soft furry satellites
extra-terrestrial travelers
orbiting palpitating love planets
making lunar landings
planting flags of kitty love,
bemused by erect northern poles
pointing to the heavens
evoking sighs of hipster mother's
to be, releasing mammary endorphins
and causing boys with beards to be bedded
and wedded, and homesteaded
with late night diaper changes,
and bewildering fatherhood,
a continual state of WTF-ness.
Thanks to the kitties
spinning through warmth
purring throbbing hummingbird
heartbeats evoking sighs from pointy
northpole like antennas of
love...

Kitties are space traveling alien-beings,
one day their true designs will be made known.

Moeww. Purrrrrr....purrrrr....
posted by Skygazer at 1:39 PM on February 4, 2011

Men and Their Rabbits.

OMFG BEST

Also, I hope that butches tumblr is aware of -- forgive this huffpo link but look at the CUTE -- Rachel Maddow's dog.
posted by clavicle at 1:45 PM on February 4, 2011

I wanted less boy, more cat. Cats are inherently more photogenic than humans.
posted by jb at 2:36 PM on February 4, 2011 [3 favorites]

Except for the Nimoy one. That man was so beautiful when he was middle aged.

(one of those faces to be aged into -- wrinkles and bone structure all just perfect to be fascinating).
posted by jb at 2:41 PM on February 4, 2011 [1 favorite]

I'd like to see cats with protest signs. (Screenshot courtesy of ignignokt.)
posted by Metroid Baby at 3:03 PM on February 4, 2011 [1 favorite]

I would like "Ugly People with Rocks."

My friend was telling me yesterday about a Lemmy documentary.

Hamburger.
posted by ersatz at 3:57 PM on February 4, 2011 [1 favorite]

Once again, I'm doing so well with the "weirdly objectifying, weirdly objectifying..." high horse response until it gets to Cute Boys With Beards Doing Something. Sup, cute boys with beards.
posted by carbide at 4:34 PM on February 4, 2011

I cannot handle that Hugh Jackman/French Bulldog link. I think I actually just lost some brain cells.

I'm sitting in a bar and just let out a noise that sounded like, "AW HAW HAW HAW HA HA HAW."
posted by functionequalsform at 5:07 PM on February 4, 2011 [6 favorites]

Henry Rollins and his cat friend. (self-link, but I did search the cute-boys thread first).
posted by Pirate-Bartender-Zombie-Monkey at 7:28 PM on February 4, 2011 [2 favorites]

Frisky and the Men Play Scrabble is kind of awesome.
posted by blucevalo at 7:53 PM on February 4, 2011

The puppy is the same size as Wolverine's foot.
posted by Jilder at 11:41 PM on February 4, 2011

Cute Overload had a human-animal series called Cats 'n' Racks

aka Kitties and Titties.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 4:17 AM on February 5, 2011 [2 favorites]

aka Kitties and Titties

Read my poem, dude! It rocks! (Although I think if I could I would change the title of it to Kitties and Titties in Outer Space : the PussyKat Menace).


Also look:

Snakes and Cakes
posted by Skygazer at 2:48 PM on February 5, 2011

Donald Pleasence
posted by puny human at 4:10 PM on February 5, 2011