Naked Men Pretending To Be Cars

February 4, 2011 6:08 PM

Don't say I didn't warn you. Here is the game. It's about naked men pretending to be cars.

You might want to read about it first. I can't tell if this is the best game ever or the worst. But it is certainly a breakthrough of some sort.

posted by motty (20 comments total)

"I have finally been proven wrong." - Roger Ebert
posted by Sticherbeast at 6:18 PM on February 4, 2011 [8 favorites]

Feeling It.
posted by CNNInternational at 6:21 PM on February 4, 2011

Genius. Anxiously awaiting the sequel in which naked women pretend to be motorcycles. Vrrrrrooomm vrrrrroooooommmm.
posted by tula at 6:26 PM on February 4, 2011

I'm in it to win it.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 6:27 PM on February 4, 2011

That load screen is very well done. Also liked the "..." dialogue. Some aspects reminded me of Brad Neely's Creased Comics, but maybe that's a common style and my only reference. Still loved it. Really fun "naked men have the power to be motorbikes" game.
posted by CNNInternational at 6:37 PM on February 4, 2011

Yes.
posted by _Lasar at 6:40 PM on February 4, 2011 [1 favorite]

Damn. I was hoping for a playable version of this.
posted by prinado at 6:42 PM on February 4, 2011 [5 favorites]

Damn, prinado, you're too fast.

I just couldn't believe that there was an opportunity to post that video completely in context.
posted by CaseyB at 6:52 PM on February 4, 2011 [2 favorites]

"original" link to the ULTIMATE ROLLER MUSCLE LEGEND. [NSFanyoneafraidofeverknowingthetruth].

prinado, respect -- just thought your link was a little degraded in quality. plus, we must help the roller legend achieve great victory over the history of dance!
posted by cavalier at 6:57 PM on February 4, 2011 [4 favorites]

I just couldn't believe that I would see that video linked two times in my life.

*refills whiskey glass*
posted by _Lasar at 6:57 PM on February 4, 2011 [3 favorites]

Okay, I take that back, the quality is exactly the same, it was my flash player crapping out. Also, it probably is NSFW.
posted by cavalier at 6:58 PM on February 4, 2011

-blink- ok cavalier... it may be the Surly Abrasive talking but that.... that just perfectly ended the week for me. I think the internet may not longer hold mystery for me. Insha'Allah
posted by edgeways at 7:14 PM on February 4, 2011 [1 favorite]

Okay fair enough, we were warned.
posted by Defenestrator at 7:20 PM on February 4, 2011

that just perfectly ended the week for me.

I'm not even drunk, edgeways, but I feel exactly the same. The Segway. Oh lord, the Segway.
posted by palmcorder_yajna at 7:24 PM on February 4, 2011

Oh dang, hang on. *bong rip*

OK. *presses any key*
posted by carsonb at 8:35 PM on February 4, 2011 [2 favorites]

OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU NOT MENTION THIS WAS BY CACTUS <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
posted by egypturnash at 8:49 PM on February 4, 2011 [1 favorite]

Finally! A new game I can play while I'm diligently paying attention during lecture!
posted by Bron-Y-Aur at 9:19 PM on February 4, 2011

Needs a boss key
posted by aubilenon at 11:26 PM on February 4, 2011

Okay, the internet has reached its apex. We can all stop now.
posted by Megami at 7:12 AM on February 5, 2011

And I was hoping for a pantsless version of this.
posted by eegphalanges at 9:19 PM on February 5, 2011