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It vibrates?
posted by fuq at 10:54 PM on May 10, 2011


They spelled "KRUFT DINNURZ" wrong.
posted by Mister Fabulous at 10:54 PM on May 10, 2011


And here I thought trolls just ate weak sauce.
posted by smoke at 10:54 PM on May 10, 2011 [4 favorites]


BEST OF THE WEB
posted by exlotuseater at 10:55 PM on May 10, 2011


Does what it says on the cock.
posted by brundlefly at 10:57 PM on May 10, 2011 [4 favorites]


teh internets.
posted by fuq at 10:59 PM on May 10, 2011 [3 favorites]


ponopls
posted by exlotuseater at 10:59 PM on May 10, 2011


Why did that make me laugh hysterically?
posted by bardic at 11:00 PM on May 10, 2011 [15 favorites]


I'm old.
posted by chemoboy at 11:01 PM on May 10, 2011 [1 favorite]


i didn't know 'troll' meant 'drunk australian'
posted by p3on at 11:02 PM on May 10, 2011 [2 favorites]


WEST OF THE BEB!
posted by loquacious at 11:03 PM on May 10, 2011 [5 favorites]


I think that stimulated the same part of my 9 year old brain that Don Martin's onomatopoeiae did when I actually was 9 years old.
posted by George_Spiggott at 11:04 PM on May 10, 2011 [3 favorites]


um what
posted by bendy at 11:05 PM on May 10, 2011


It took a second viewing for my love of nonsense words to take over. Now I can't stop giggling.
posted by brundlefly at 11:06 PM on May 10, 2011


I have to write a seminar paper, due by midnight today, that I have left to the very, very last minute. In part because this semester kicked my ass, in part due to straight-up laziness.

I am desperate to figure out how I can work this into a discussion of Moby Dick and American Pragmatism.

Other than calling the novel Mobby Deck, which I have done forever.
posted by exlotuseater at 11:13 PM on May 10, 2011


I thought this was about the giant wooden cock with wooden cheese on top that let the Greeks sneak into the city of Treyf.
posted by BrotherCaine at 11:14 PM on May 10, 2011 [2 favorites]


And this just showed up in the rss feed for reddit. (some but not all duplicated)

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be having an INANOW DOBBL DOBBL AMIDOLL STEEL or maybe some STOWFURZ LAZAGA or make myself some BLECCH MEDDLE PAT DIE.
posted by oneswellfoop at 11:16 PM on May 10, 2011


Ok, forgive the ignorance, but what is with that weird white smiley sleazy face on the top left? I see that thing all over, what's the deal. Please educate me on my memes...
posted by Jibuzaemon at 11:22 PM on May 10, 2011


Jibuzaemon - Trollface
posted by unliteral at 11:41 PM on May 10, 2011


Problem, officer?


Troll face.
posted by louche mustachio at 11:42 PM on May 10, 2011


TERP.

That shouldn't be as funny as it was.
posted by LMGM at 11:42 PM on May 10, 2011 [3 favorites]


Here's the know your meme entry for Trollface, Jibuzaemon. See also its continually evolving usage on reddit's fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu page.
posted by Rinku at 11:43 PM on May 10, 2011


aka Cool Face.
posted by louche mustachio at 11:45 PM on May 10, 2011


you say termootah I say termattah
posted by From Bklyn at 11:52 PM on May 10, 2011 [1 favorite]


For the record, yeah, I lost it right here.

"TOOT FROPS" put me right on the edge, though.

For the life of me, I still can't figure out what BOGGL BOOTS are. I mean, I kinda know.
posted by louche mustachio at 11:53 PM on May 10, 2011


I never knew a Swiss-to-English dictionary could be best of the web.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:59 PM on May 10, 2011 [1 favorite]


I'm about 95% certain this was a 4chan meme making fun of developmentally disabled people/people with speech disabilities close to a year ago. Add a trollface and advertisements and it becomes something else... I guess?
posted by polyhedron at 12:00 AM on May 11, 2011


Oh freddled humboggl, thy ponopls are to me
As plurdled bursl prots on a lurgid peesh.
Gurps, I implore thee, my flatberd samrech
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly burnarners,
Or I will rend thee in the boggl boots with my brokly, see if I don't.
posted by crapmatic at 12:18 AM on May 11, 2011 [22 favorites]


BOGGL BOOTS = bagel bites.

Also: Coach Z? Is that you?
posted by Barry B. Palindromer at 12:24 AM on May 11, 2011


I officially give up on predicting what is going to get deleted.
posted by nickgb at 12:38 AM on May 11, 2011 [20 favorites]


I laughed. But then I read that I was unwittingly mocking the developmentally disabled.

Now I am slightly bemused. I do hope you're just seeing the worst in people polyhedron, although seeing as this meme originated on 4chan, you're probably right
posted by JustAsItSounds at 12:56 AM on May 11, 2011


Here we are, toasting epic bread.
posted by hototogisu at 12:57 AM on May 11, 2011


This shit is burnarners, B-U-R-N-A-R-N-E-R-S!
posted by Grimp0teuthis at 1:02 AM on May 11, 2011 [9 favorites]


I.. umm... wha?
posted by biochemist at 1:18 AM on May 11, 2011


That's a canapan to the semachai.
posted by mullacc at 1:24 AM on May 11, 2011


I'm out of the loop. Is this retarded baby talk?
posted by rmmcclay at 1:32 AM on May 11, 2011


I like the word Ogplunt. I'm gonna start using Ogplunt as a handle when signing up for forums. Maybe Ogplunt Wizard.
posted by painquale at 2:08 AM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]


I'm old.
posted by chemoboy at 11:01 PM on May 10 [+] [!]


ROTFLACGU
posted by twoleftfeet at 2:22 AM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]


While spogooter has a certain ring to it, technically it's spaghatta. Spaghatta nadle.
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 2:31 AM on May 11, 2011 [3 favorites]


Bah. Missing BORK BINS, MORK, and JIZZ.

Of all of the internet's many memes, the 4chan FUD meme from last year wins. Because everybody likes FUD.
posted by twoleftfeet at 2:35 AM on May 11, 2011


Completely useless until I saw fash on ships..
Then I lollered, reread, roffled a bit.
posted by hypersloth at 2:50 AM on May 11, 2011


This does seem ripe for trolling. Subtly misidentify the food item and give it an awkwardly overcomplicated name. OISTUR MERSHERUME.
posted by lucidium at 2:59 AM on May 11, 2011


what the hell is a TERP
it looks like a radish
posted by LogicalDash at 3:15 AM on May 11, 2011


Old meme is, in fact, quite old. I haven't been to 4chan for about a year or two now and this was established even then.
posted by longbaugh at 3:28 AM on May 11, 2011


what the hell is a TERP

Terp. Did your mother raise you on plemmot babber am jammy?
posted by pracowity at 3:38 AM on May 11, 2011 [2 favorites]


p3on: "i didn't know 'troll' meant 'drunk australian'"

Emmet chisit?
posted by bwg at 3:44 AM on May 11, 2011


I love the fact that the ads fit in perfectly, to the point that I had to re-read them to see if they were in fact ads.
posted by jbickers at 3:48 AM on May 11, 2011


Emmet chisit?

Laze and jem, it is with grape leisure I introduce this eff pie pie.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 3:53 AM on May 11, 2011 [3 favorites]


Oh for #$%@#@ sake, Internet! I haven't even figured out LOLcats yet! (Storms off to renovated kitchen in mortgage-free house to pour another glass of prune juice.)

(But only because it is... after all...)
posted by Mike D at 4:02 AM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]


redditfiler
metareddit
posted by the noob at 4:26 AM on May 11, 2011 [2 favorites]


They all read like the Swedish Chef to me. Troll or LOL?
posted by Coaticass at 5:07 AM on May 11, 2011


+1 for ASPERGERS.
posted by odinsdream at 5:17 AM on May 11, 2011 [4 favorites]


Great jaerb.
posted by kcds at 5:18 AM on May 11, 2011


My best friend and I email each other daily, and over the years we've developed our own misspelled vocabulary based on our own typos, lolcats, Engrish, and general dorkery. There's something about deliberately mangled English that cracks me up. (For me, it doesn't have anything to do with the developmentally disabled. It's more related to the way little kids speak and write when they're still learning language skills.)

So whenever we write about cooking or lunch, we talk about beff, prok, friend shicky, krots, cramchiz, prange joox, slad, cumbungers, bototos, spinch, soop, etc., etc. So some of these read totally normal to me, others crack me up, and still others make me think "it's spelled bronkly, get it right."
posted by Metroid Baby at 6:36 AM on May 11, 2011 [10 favorites]


(I have just emailed said best friend this link, citing "metafiltro" as a source.)
posted by Metroid Baby at 6:39 AM on May 11, 2011


If laughing loudly and repeatedly at something that may or not have begun its life as an offensive 4chan meme about developmentally disabled children makes me a bad person, then... well, actually I can't think of a way to finish this sentence.
posted by A Thousand Baited Hooks at 6:42 AM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]


But now I'm waiting on A Thousand Baited Hooks! You can't do this!
posted by longbaugh at 6:44 AM on May 11, 2011


chemoboy, for the record I am too.

but seriously:

TERP

*snerk.*
posted by lonefrontranger at 6:44 AM on May 11, 2011


i didn't know 'troll' meant 'drunk australian'

No, it's a perfectly good technique for catching fish that are still feeding in open water before they return to spawn
/HUMBOGGL
posted by A Thousand Baited Hooks at 6:47 AM on May 11, 2011


SPOGOOTER!!!

Whereza MEEBULZ???
posted by briank at 6:48 AM on May 11, 2011


Without knowing the 4chan backstory, I liked this.

Full disclosure: My phone has been inadvertently trained to autocorrect the word "sandwiches" to "sammidges."
posted by usonian at 6:50 AM on May 11, 2011


MEATAFAULTER
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:00 AM on May 11, 2011


cumbungers

Pretty sure I saw this in a video store once.

Pretty sure it had nothing to do with food.

Pretty sure it had everything to do with fud.
posted by shiu mai baby at 7:04 AM on May 11, 2011


My Katz ate my FYAD /b/
posted by JJ86 at 7:13 AM on May 11, 2011


PORTABUL LOW MASH ROOM
posted by BrotherCaine at 7:29 AM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]


nod flinders
posted by LogicalDash at 7:55 AM on May 11, 2011


Jibuzaemon, The Kids On My Lawn have informed me that Memebase is Teh Place for all things Memetic. So now you are in the loop.
posted by misha at 8:00 AM on May 11, 2011


This reminds me of this.
posted by pollex at 8:13 AM on May 11, 2011


can someone help me out here with Shower Keen Nanungins???
posted by supermedusa at 8:26 AM on May 11, 2011


TANKS KRABMADIC ADOOSABUL CHAISE

DAD MAYMIE LAFF
posted by Curious Artificer at 8:28 AM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]


I can't say I actually know the history as I am not a 4chan denizen, but "fenga papit" is the image that made me associate this meme with mocking the disabled. You can google it, it's basically the same concept except with a sweet child playing with a finger puppet.
posted by polyhedron at 8:29 AM on May 11, 2011


Shower Keen=Sour Cream
Nanungins=and onion[s]


This made me laug so hard I literally had to put my hand over my mouth and squeeze my face so my boss didn't find out.

For me, this has nothing to do with the disabled, I just love verbal irony, and this is really really close. My sister and I love to say "pah duh crunk" instead of "pop the trunk", etc.
posted by shesaysgo at 8:50 AM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]


I think Ghostface could really do something with these.
posted by mullacc at 9:02 AM on May 11, 2011


What the hell is the point of this? Crap like this is all over the Web.
posted by Seekerofsplendor at 10:27 AM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]


I can't help but wonder whether or not this was posted by the individual who created it in an attempt to drive up traffic. Ads on a meme site? Really?
posted by Bachsir at 10:55 AM on May 11, 2011


Say what you will, I can't argue with the logic of pronouncing M&M's 'OMNOMS.'
posted by Space Kitty at 12:12 PM on May 11, 2011 [4 favorites]


Reminds me of Peter Serafinowicz's Butterfield Diet Plan. Hilarious.
posted by Acey at 12:55 PM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]


In the past, humans sat around a glowing fire pointing at things and grunting. In the future, humans will sit around a glowing monitor pointing at things and grunting.
posted by tommasz at 1:45 PM on May 11, 2011 [2 favorites]


mefalitter: What the hell is the point of this?
posted by DarkForest at 2:51 PM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]


MEFTABILPER: Cormumappy Blebwog
posted by tumid dahlia at 4:17 PM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]


Also if you feel slightly uncomfortable about the strict technical origins of these things, just think of them as being said by a painfully cute animated puppy dog or Pikachu or something.
posted by tumid dahlia at 4:21 PM on May 11, 2011


OALD, REPOAST, REWOARKING OF OALD IMAG, MURK LOAR
posted by tehloki at 6:39 PM on May 11, 2011


Seriously, I have no idea why anybody would have created this page, or why anybody would find it remotely amusing. Is this what qualifies as humor in 2011?
posted by crazy_yeti at 6:44 PM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]


FURG IP AMB MOOB ORM
posted by tumid dahlia at 9:04 PM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]


said the man at the dentist's...
posted by tumid dahlia at 9:07 PM on May 11, 2011 [1 favorite]


MEATFILTHER: BEAST OFT HE WEB
posted by BrotherCaine at 9:33 AM on May 12, 2011


Metafilthy: Cummy Tea Blob.
posted by fuq at 6:12 AM on May 13, 2011


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