I need a policeman to come open my bottles of beer.

September 16, 2001 3:00 AM

I need a policeman to come open my bottles of beer. Check out the link at the top about the things that people call 911 for and listen to the audio files. This is nearly a week old, but it gave me a good laugh, maybe it'll do the same for you.
posted by bargle (2 comments total)

Best one I ever heard was some guy called for the number for 1-800-FLOWERS, it was his wife's birthday and he had forgot and needed the number quick.
posted by bjgeiger at 3:11 AM on September 16, 2001

Actually, it was pretty funny. Thanks for the laugh.
posted by Grum at 6:49 AM on September 16, 2001