posted by the young rope-rider at 7:04 AM on June 3, 2011 [15 favorites]Syntax of rendition:
verb pilots the plane
adverb modifies action
verb force-feeds noun
submerges the subject
noun is choking
verb disgraced goes on doing
now diagram the sentence
A rundown of his recent assessments:I'm not sure if I think he's less of a sexist and more of a crackpot now, or if he's just quite a bit of both.
# Henry James is “the worst writer in the world.”
# Thomas Hardy is “an unbearable writer” who “doesn’t know how to compose a paragraph.”
# Dickens is repetitive.
# Jane Austen was a “terrible vapid woman.”
# Hemingway was “so busy being an American” that he “didn’t know where he was.”
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V. S. Naipaul is full of shit. Wait, did I write "shit?" Let me think...no, that would be the correct word.
posted by NoMich at 5:55 AM on June 3, 2011 [47 favorites]