THE PLOTThor at the Bus Stop web page.
Thor: Thor is banished to Earth, where he must protect it from evil.
Thor at the Bus Stop: Thor's at a bus stop.
Winner: Thor at the Bus Stop . . .
INTIMATIONS OF MORTALITY
Thor: "I have no plans to die today." -- Thor
Thor at the Bus Stop: "I'm going to die today. ... No one will cheer; no one will weep." -- Thor, to a little girl
Winner: Thor at the Bus Stop
EXOTIC SETTING
Thor: Asgard, eternal realm of the Nordic gods
Thor at the Bus Stop: Parking lot of the Taco Trough
Winner: Thor at the Bus Stop
GUY IMPALED BY YIELD SIGN?
Thor: No
Thor at the Bus Stop: Yes
Winner: Thor at the Bus Stop
LITTLE GIRL VAPORIZED BY LIGHTNING?
Thor: Not in the trailer, anyway.
Thor at the Bus Stop: Yes
Winner: Thor at the Bus Stop
NATALIE PORTMAN?
Thor: Yes
Thor at the Bus Stop: No
Winner: Thor
[Ed.: Well, you can't win them all . . . ]
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