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August 18, 2011 3:19 AM

Sex-crimes cop by day, improv artist by night. Kyle Kizzier works as a detective in the Sexual Assault & Child Abuse Unit and is also one of Seattle's best improvisational comedians.

Some of his police stuff:

• Mother charged with poisoning newborn
• Basketball player gave alcohol to minor
• WTO

Some of his comedy stuff:

• He directed The Lost Folio. (Director's spotlight)
• He conceived the play The Irish Wake.

posted by twoleftfeet (8 comments total)

Soon to be starring in... "SVU's Line Is It Anyway"
posted by oneswellfoop at 3:37 AM on August 18, 2011 [9 favorites]

Humor is a great defense mechanism
posted by Renoroc at 4:48 AM on August 18, 2011

The best defense mechanism is an offense mechanism
posted by clockzero at 6:55 AM on August 18, 2011 [2 favorites]

"This reviewer pointed to the funny bone on the doll!"

/soverysorry
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 7:07 AM on August 18, 2011 [3 favorites]

So he's almost like a real-life Christopher Meloni — Detective Elliot Stabler on Law & Order SVU — who was fucking hilarious in Wet Hot American Summer and turns up at UCB every so often.

What an ambitious fellow.
posted by defenestration at 8:43 AM on August 18, 2011

You should be sorry, XQUZYPHYR. Elbow molestation is no laughing matter.
posted by nebulawindphone at 8:54 AM on August 18, 2011 [1 favorite]

This is a new adult swim show right?
posted by Football Bat at 6:58 AM on August 19, 2011

I hope he's a good Detective....
posted by eggtooth at 4:13 PM on August 19, 2011