MOUSTAIR

November 9, 2011 8:27 AM

MOUSTAIR
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 (47 comments total)

No.
posted by Faint of Butt at 8:31 AM on November 9, 2011 [11 favorites]

Yes.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 8:32 AM on November 9, 2011 [3 favorites]

so much for sleep
posted by robocop is bleeding at 8:32 AM on November 9, 2011 [1 favorite]

Controversial.
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 8:32 AM on November 9, 2011 [7 favorites]

One day I will sit my children down in front of the family slide machine, turn off the lights and show them slide after slide of me sleeping restfully in bed. They have, of course, never seen that before because as of this moment it was replaced it with constant and non-stop screaming.
posted by griphus at 8:32 AM on November 9, 2011 [21 favorites]

ffs robocop
posted by griphus at 8:33 AM on November 9, 2011

I think these are 'shopped.
posted by Floydd at 8:33 AM on November 9, 2011 [16 favorites]

Nope
posted by hellojed at 8:33 AM on November 9, 2011 [2 favorites]

"moustachair" is better in every way
posted by DU at 8:36 AM on November 9, 2011

"Moustachair" sounds like it is pronounced moo-stah-chair. And as far as I can tell moosta this site isn't about chairs.
posted by griphus at 8:37 AM on November 9, 2011 [1 favorite]

Why would "mou" be pronounced "moo"?

mouse-ta chair
posted by DU at 8:38 AM on November 9, 2011

MOUSTACHES!
posted by Slap*Happy at 8:38 AM on November 9, 2011

I approve.
posted by louche mustachio at 8:40 AM on November 9, 2011 [3 favorites]

My own moustache just ran off under the sofa and refuses to come out. Thanks.
posted by orme at 8:42 AM on November 9, 2011 [3 favorites]

FINE DO YOU SEE ANY MICE SITTING ON LITTLE CHAIRS HAVING TEA OR A MEETING ABOUT THE Q3 SALES FORECAST?

CASE. CLOSED.
posted by griphus at 8:43 AM on November 9, 2011

It should be faces all they way down.
posted by srboisvert at 8:45 AM on November 9, 2011 [3 favorites]

This could also be the evolutionary justification for male pattern baldness.
posted by srboisvert at 8:46 AM on November 9, 2011 [1 favorite]

Creepy and weird. Thanks.
posted by OmieWise at 8:46 AM on November 9, 2011

I like to think of busy little businessmice running to and fro with their moustaché cases.
posted by Wolfdog at 8:46 AM on November 9, 2011

i just remembered I did something like this before

Self portrait link. Not shooped.
posted by louche mustachio at 8:47 AM on November 9, 2011 [4 favorites]

flush this to hell
posted by SharkParty at 8:47 AM on November 9, 2011

No. You moustn't. You really moustn't.
posted by koeselitz at 8:47 AM on November 9, 2011 [3 favorites]

I've heard of swallowing your pride but this is ridiculous.
posted by Horselover Phattie at 8:48 AM on November 9, 2011

Can't sleep moustaches will eat me
posted by deanklear at 8:49 AM on November 9, 2011

disturbing stuff
posted by Flood at 8:50 AM on November 9, 2011

Teach the controversy.
posted by Ad hominem at 8:52 AM on November 9, 2011 [2 favorites]

I was expecting these to infinitely regress like in Land O' Lakes butter
posted by boygeorge at 9:00 AM on November 9, 2011

> I was expecting these to infinitely regress like in Land O' Lakes butter

Well, in case you forgot.
posted by Horselover Phattie at 9:02 AM on November 9, 2011

It's no Infinite Selleck.
posted by hypersloth at 9:02 AM on November 9, 2011 [16 favorites]

"Moustachair" sounds like it is pronounced moo-stah-chair.

Why would "mou" be pronounced "moo"?

I moussed a chair once. Made quite a mess. Yessir, quite a mess indeed.
posted by stebulus at 9:11 AM on November 9, 2011

Why would "mou" be pronounced "moo"

French. The word is French, and that's how it's pronounced in French. Now let's talk about why everyone insists on calling it a "Mo" in November. WTF?
posted by Hoopo at 9:15 AM on November 9, 2011

Needs more cyriak.
posted by maudlin at 9:17 AM on November 9, 2011 [3 favorites]

Why would "mou" be pronounced "moo"

Because a "moustache" is not a briefcase made of rodents.
posted by cmoj at 9:19 AM on November 9, 2011 [1 favorite]

I... there are no words. They should have sent a poet.
Or a barber.
posted by Spatch at 9:25 AM on November 9, 2011

Because a "moustache" is not a briefcase made of rodents.

No that would be a ratmanteau.
posted by griphus at 9:36 AM on November 9, 2011 [6 favorites]

Anything that puts me in mind of this video is not something with which I am okay.
posted by wreckingball at 9:58 AM on November 9, 2011 [2 favorites]

PENISAIR

Just kidding.

Or am I?
posted by Decani at 10:00 AM on November 9, 2011

Well hell. I wish I'd checked wreckingball's link before I posted.

I mean I wish I hadn't. Sick minds think alike, clearly.
posted by Decani at 10:01 AM on November 9, 2011

It's no Infinite Selleck.

Infinite Dali.
posted by Kabanos at 10:09 AM on November 9, 2011

look at this fucking moustache-to-hair deal
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 10:14 AM on November 9, 2011

I'd be remiss if I didn't mention that Paul Simon is Art Garfunkel's mustache.
posted by AzraelBrown at 11:15 AM on November 9, 2011 [2 favorites]

Terrific. It reminds me of Humanimals, at least a little bit.
posted by codacorolla at 11:50 AM on November 9, 2011

Prompted me to shave off my Movember moustache. It was grayer than my top-of-head hair and I couldn't take the risk.
posted by oneswellfoop at 1:28 PM on November 9, 2011

I was expecting these to infinitely regress like in Land O' Lakes butter

Don't forget, you can also cut and past on the butter label...
posted by 445supermag at 7:01 PM on November 9, 2011

This is just stupid. Funny as hell stupid, but really just stupid.

Did I mention that this is stupid?
posted by wallabear at 9:12 PM on November 9, 2011

As bad as Kitty City for the creepiness factor.
posted by jrochest at 9:56 PM on November 9, 2011

Needs more recursion and/or ninja turtle noses.
posted by erniepan at 3:19 AM on November 10, 2011