"And here was my little daughter, at age eight, inventing anal sex."
"The Mommy gives the Daddy a pair of her underwear for a day, and he wears them all day so the sperm cells fall out into them. And then when he gets home he gives her her underwear back and she puts them on, and the sperm cells get inside the Mommy that way."
“Every month or so, a woman's body gets ready to take care of a baby in case she gets pregnant. The baby needs a safe, protected place to grow, and so her body coats the inside of her uterus (the part of her tummy where the baby grows) with extra blood. But most months, the woman doesn't get pregnant, and so her body lets the extra blood go and it comes out of her vagina. It's not a ton of blood, and it doesn't mean there's anything wrong, but it's pretty messy if you don't catch the blood with something. So stores like this sell a few different kinds of things for soaking up that blood. Mom told me before we got in the car that her body had started to let the blood out this month, so we stopped here to buy some more of those things.”
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